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Chapter 10: There's Always Something on Halloween!

It was around the corner from Halloween, and 3 teens are currently frustrated.

"What do you mean 'we're too old for trick-or-treating?!" Vegeta, Tarble, and Celeria yelled.

"It's just that the neighbors are complaining about teenagers begging for candy," King Vegeta said while putting his hands up defensively.

"ARRGH! This is NOT *crack* fair!" Vegeta yelled.

Vegeta was the devil, Celeria was a princess, and Tarble was a fireman.

"Now what are we going to do?" Tarble moaned.

"I don't know about you brats, but I'm leaving!" Vegeta yelled as he walked out of the door.

"..."

"He's going to get lost, isn't he?" Tarble asked.

"Yup," Celeria responded

Later-

Vegeta knocked on Bulma's door.

She answered wearing her angel costume.

"Vegeta, what are you doing here?" Bulma asked.

"Give me candy!" Vegeta yelled.

"Umm..aren't you too old for Halloween? And why are you out in the cold in that costume?" Bulma asked.

"No!" Vegeta lied.

He didn't want to admit that he got lost and pinpointed Bulma's ki.

"Well, come in," Bulma said.

He walked in and saw the house filled with Halloween decorations.

"Where's the candy?!" Vegeta yelled.

Bulma sighed and led him to the living room.

In there, he saw a bowl of candy, Chi-Chi, Kakarot, 18, Krillin, Piccolo, Taleem, 17, and Maron.

"Hey Vegeta!" Goku and Krillin greeted.

18, Taleem, 17, Chi-Chi, and Maron all muttered 'hello'.

Piccolo shushed all of them while filming the bootleg movie.

"Why didn't you invite me?!" Vegeta yelled, ignoring them as he grabbed an armful of candy.

"We talked about it after the game, remember?" Bulma asked.

"No!" Vegeta yelled.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

"Vegeta, give these to the kids," Bulma said as she handed Vegeta a full bowl of candy.

"Why do I have to?!" Vegeta yelled.

"Cause you better get used to it in the future, so why not start now?!" Bulma yelled.

Vegeta grumbled while opening the door.

"Trick-or-Treat!" all the little kids greeted.

Vegeta glared at the kids and held out his hand..

Inside, Bulma and company was enjoying the movie.

"I love the popcorn, Bulma," Maron (now in her natural hair color, brown) complemented.

"Thank you," Bulma said, smiling.

Everyone was getting creeped out at the fact that Maron was now more or less Bulma's friend.

But, Violet made up for Maron.

Just then, they heard a 'FINAL FLASSSSHHH!' and a huge crash.

"Oh, God.." Bulma said while getting out of her seat.

Vegeta cackled evilly as he stuffed candy into his mouth.

"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled as she smacked him in the back of the head.

"What?!" Vegeta yelled.

"How could you blast those little kids?!" Bulma yelled.

"They were annoying me!" Vegeta yelled, with his tail lashing out. (I haven't mentioned it in a while)

"Still, what are we going to do about them?!" Bulma yelled as she pointed to the ashes.

Vegeta took a deep breath, and blew the ashes away.

Bulma's eye twitched.

"..."

"Get their candy, it can't go to waste..." Bulma sighed.

By the time they sat down, they watched the news, enjoying other people's miseries.

18 and Krillin were in the closet, making out, Goku and Chi-Chi were half asleep together on the couch, and 17 and Maron were talking.

Piccolo went in the kitchen for water.

And Bulma and Vegeta just sat comfortably on the couch, with Bulma stroking his tail.

With Vegeta eating the kids' candy.

*...And now we see murders around South City, with an unknown source*

"Hey Geta?" Bulma asked.

"Wha? What Bulma?" Vegeta asked.

"I thought my name was 'Woman'?" said Bulma.

"...So what did you want?" Vegeta asked, ignoring her previous statement.

"You think you know the murderer?" Bulma asked.

"I don't-"

*We spotted the killer!*

There on the TV, they saw the face of-

" Uhh..Vegeta?" Bulma asked.

"...What?" Vegeta asked.

"WHY IS FRIEZA'S FAMILY KILLING PEOPLE?!" Bulma screamed.

Vegeta covered his ears, Goku and Chi-Chi woke up, and Piccolo busted in the living room.

18 and Krillin was still making out.

"What's wrong?!" Piccolo yelled.

"Frieza's killing people again.." Vegeta said.

"Again?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Long story, let's go!" Goku said as they all blasted off.

"..."

"Wanna read Fault in Our Stars?" Chi-Chi asked.

"No way, that book is sad, I'd rather watch the movie sometime," Bulma said.

(A/N: I don't know why teens *cough* My classmates *cough* like this book..it's too sad for me)

Meanwhile, the boys flew to investigate the murders by Frieza's family.

They landed at South City, where King Cold, Frieza, and Cooler was at.

"Now, kill that man right there," King Cold commanded as he held down an old man.

"Please don't kill me! I'll give you porn magazines!" Master Roshi cried.

Freeza was about to blast Master Roshi, but it was deflected away by none other than-

"Stay away from Master Roshi!" Goku cried.

"Kill him!" Vegeta yelled.

"Master Roshi's our friend!" Goku protested.

"To me, he's a pervert that tries to dig in my woman's underwear drawer!" Vegeta yelled.

King Cold, Frieza, and Cooler looked amusedly as Goku and Vegeta argued over the old man.

"Why are you killing people?" Piccolo asked.

"It's a family tradition to kill 100 people on October 31st," Cooler responded.

"Can you stop it then?" Piccolo asked.

"Are you crazy?! We've been doing this for one year!" Cooler yelled.

"I got an idea, let's jump him!" Frieza yelled.

"Good idea, son," King Cold said, "Cooler, why can't you be like Frieza?!"

"Father, I don't care!" Cooler yelled.

Piccolo stared at them with a confused face.

"Let's just kill him already!" Frieza yelled.

The three powered up and charged after Piccolo.

Piccolo powered up, and started dodging their attacks.

"Stop moving!" King Cold yelled as he kept on throwing punches.

Piccolo knew he couldn't keep this up for long.

"Goku! Vegeta! Stop arguing and fight already!" Piccolo yelled.

"He's our friend!" Goku yelled.

"No he's not!" Vegeta yelled back as he turned Super Saiyan.

"Yes he is!" Goku yelled as he turned Super Saiyan too.

"No!" Vegeta yelled as he turned Super Saiyan 2.

"Yes!" Goku screamed as he also turned Super Saiyan 2.

"STOP FIGHTING!" Piccolo yelled as he was blasted to a tree.

"Oh no! Piccolo needs our help!" Goku cried.

"I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT FOR HOURS!" Piccolo screamed in pain.

Goku and Vegeta powered up and charged after Frieza and Cooler.

"Get them!" King Cold yelled.

Vegeta started fighting Freeza.

"Ha! I got rid of my fear!" Frieza said as he dodged and punched.

Vegeta smirked, "So you say?"

Frieza felt a chilling bone in his body, "...Yes,"

"RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he transformed into a Super Saiyan God.

Frieza was frozen in shock.

"..."

Even Cooler and Goku stopped fighting to look at what's going on.

"Frieza..." King Cold said hesitantly, "Control your fear..."

"..."

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Frieza as he blasted off.

"Hey! Come back here!" King Cold yelled as he flew after Frieza.

Cooler growled and punched Goku's stomach.

"Ugghh..." Goku gasped.

"This isn't over!" Cooler yelled as he blasted off to follow his family.

Piccolo picked himself up and said, "I don't think they're gonna cause anymore trouble,"

Vegeta smirked, "I know, cause I scared the s*** out of them!"

Goku rolled over and clutched his hurting stomach.

"Umm..Goku? Are you ok?" Piccolo asked.

"...Kind of..." Goku said as he steadily got up.

They looked around the setting.

It was dark, possibly around 12 by now, and destruction was everywhere.

"What are we gonna do about this?" Goku asked.

"Eh, let the people clean it up," Vegeta said as he started flying away.

Piccolo nodded and flew after him.

Goku sadly looked at the damage.

"Oh well, I'm hungry!" Goku said cheerfully and flew to the next McDonalds.

Epilogue-

Vegeta, Piccolo, and Goku landed as Capsule Corp.

"Man..I'm tired.." Goku said.

Vegeta nodded.

They walked inside to see almost everyone asleep, even Krillin and 18, who was still in the corner.

The TV was still on, though.

Goku and Vegeta was about to crash on the couch until Piccolo grabbed their shoulders.

"What?" Goku asked.

Piccolo smirked evilly as he held up 3 permanent sharpies.

Vegeta caught on and smirked evilly too, and Goku was just plain confused.

8 hours later-

The first thing they heard was six voices:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Bulma, Chi-Chi, 18, 17, Krillin, and Maron ran out of the bathroom seething.

They had sharpie mustaches, word on foreheads, and drawings on their cheeks.

They yanked the covers from the couch, hoping to see Goku, Vegeta, and Piccolo, but all they saw was a yellow note:

- Happy Halloween, B****es!

Next Time- December

A/N: Yes, I'm still alive, it's just that I have a busy week because I'm going to state on Friday. But, by the time May 27 comes *next Tuesday*, I'll be busy-free, so look out for updates soon!