Chapter 10: Wedding
Yuria: So….I have an important announcement.
Everyone else: Eh?
Yuria: Huff…I'm getting married.
Everyone else: Oh…WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!
Yuria: EEEKK! It took you that long to realize?!
Rei: M, m….married?! After you've been recently released from the hospital?!
Yuria: Um, yeah. Infact, we've been engaged right after I got out.
Shin: YOUR RELATIONSHIP'S PROCEEDING FAR TOO QUICKLY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Yuria: What do you mean, 'too quickly'? We've been dating for what, 3 years?
Shuu: Well….by all means, I'm happy for you two! The union between Hokuto and Nanto is to be received with the utmost joy. But well….just like Shin said. So Kenshiro proposed to you right after you got out of the hospital, and you two will be married this week? Isn't that pushing it too hard, considering your condition?
Yuria: Well, yeah I suppose so….and I'm sorry, but….I just can't take it living with you five anymore. Like, I'm sorry, but….you five are something, okay. And while one year's been great, I just…..can't handle it anymore. I can't handle living with you literal criminals who always lose their shits over the simplest things. And just….no. I can't do this anymore. And so….I have decided to marry Ken and move in with him in a week. Far away in a remote place….just to not get involved with your bullshit anymore.
Everyone: ….
Shin: W….what, Yuria?! So all this time….you've been only viewing us as mere nuisances?! Yo-
Rei: Now, slow down, Shin. I mean, even if it hurts….you gotta admit she's right. She may be one of us on a technical scale, but at the end of the day…..she lives a very different life than the rest of us. We kill people with little to no care to sustain our lives, whereas she only has to live from her brother, and just recently, actually has to work her ass off to even obtain the minuscule portion of money we usually make every day. Just let it be. Let her be happy with the person she loves.
Shin: Kkhh…..but to so openly mock us like tha-
Shuu: Not 'mocking' us. It's just like what Rei said. Nevertheless, as fellow members of the Nanto Roku Seiken, we have to respect her decision. Anyways…I just hope you luck and happiness along your way. Oh, and don't forget to not overexert yourself!
Yuria: Ahahaha….thank you very much. Well then….I'll be going. goes outside
Shin: Grrrr…Kenshiro! You will pay for this!
Rei: Sigh….how many times do she has to beat you up to just let it go?
Shin: But she-
Shuu: That's enough, Shin. If you can't do anything to make her happy, why don't just shut up?
Shin: But! ….tch…..Yuria…
Rei: By the way, I'm kinda wondering if we're actually invited to her wedding…..well, I wouldn't blame her if we're not. She went through so much already.
Meanwhile…
Yuria: Pant, pant, pant…ah! Ken!
Kenshiro: Hmm? Ah?! Yuria?! What are you doing, already running out in here after having just getting out of the hospital?! You need to rest!
Yuria: I'm fine! I'm fine, don't worry about me. I just need to get out of that….place. So, um, how's the house?
Kenshiro: Oh! Right. So….this is what our house is gonna be. How about it?
Yuria: Oooh! I like it!
Kenshiro: You like it? Yeah! I thought so. So, I the house is sorta located on the northern part of the city that's kinda far away from home, you know, so that-
Toki: Hey! I see you two are alrea-
Kenshiro: AAAAAAAAAHHHH! ….oh, uhm, Toki! Hehe, sorry for being surprised. I was scared if it was someone like Raoh!
Toki: Oh, hahaha, sorry for startling you. So…..I see you newlyweds are beginning to plan your new dream home together, eh?
Yuria: Tch, cut hat out! We're not even married yet and you out here calling us newlyweds…..
Toki: Aw, it's a joke!
Kenshiro: By the way, uhh…..you certainly, never, EVER told Raoh about this, right?!
Toki: Your secret's safe with me!T
Yuria: Thank you, Toki. Honestly, with you being one of the very few people we invite to our wedding, if ANYONE ever finds this ou-
Toki: Hey hey, relax! Like I said, my lips are sealed! Especially to Raoh! There's no way I would say anything about this to Raoh, or anyone for that matter! Anyways, what's most important right now is for you two to prepare for your marriage. Good luck!
Kenshiro: T-thank you, big brother! Eh, uhm!
Yuria: Hehe! I never heard you call Toki 'big brother' before.
Kenshiro: Well, I'm usually too embarrassed to, but, well….ah, forget it! Anyways….after thinking about it, I've decided to invite Rei and Shuu to our wedding too.
Yuria: Eeeehhh?! Those two?! Are you serious?!
Kenshiro: Yeah! I mean….Rei's my best friend, and Shuu's helped both you and me out a lot. He saved my life, you know!
Yuria: Oh, umm….well, I understand that, but…..there's a chance Shin will find out!
Kenshiro: Shin? Ah yes, that's a problem as well…..personally I'd like to invite him as well, but seeing all that happened…
Yuria: NOOOOO! Don't…even THINK about it….okay?
Kenshiro: Okay, okay, chill, I know! Anyways, so the list is gonna be…the Nanto Gosha Sei, Mamiya, Airi, Toh, Toki, Bat, Lin, Rei, and Shuu. How about it?
Yuria: Yeah, that's good enough.
Kenshiro: Good! I'll text Rei about it then.
Yuria: Yeah. Also, Ken!
Kenshiro: Yeah?
Yuria: I'm just saying this out of precaution, but….please, be careful!
Kenshiro: Heh…okay, I get it. You don't need to worry THAT much.
Yuria: Phew. Good, then. Anyways, you've already started packing your stuff?
Kenshiro: Hm? Oh, yeah! Only mostly halfway, though. And besides, I have to make sure to not make Raoh suspicious.
Yuria: Oh, right.
Kenshiro: How about you?
Yuria: Oh, well, the same as you. With Shin around, you have to be discreet.
Kenshiro: Ah, yes, I see. Regardless….we're about to have a bright future ahead of us, Yuria. We'll be living a normal, peaceful life, away from city life….
Yuria: Right…..
Jagi: …..heeeyyyy! Looks who's already being all lovey-dovey in the dead in the fuckin' morning! Seriously, get a fuckin' room you two, will ya? Well, not that it matters anyway, you two are pathetic little shits who only get to be happy for two hours at best before being hit by something! Ahahahahahaaa!
Yuria: …
Kenshiro: …..away from people like THAT.
Yuria: We will, Ken. We will…hm? Oh! I forgot that my brother told me for us to go to his house and prepare for the wedding!
Kenshiro: Huh? Really?
Yuria: Yeah! Come on now, we have to go! And besides, you've never been to my brother's house, right? It's a fun place!
Kenshiro: Oh, really?
Yuria: Yeah! That's why, let's go!
Kenshiro: Okay!
Later on, inside the Nanto home…..
Rei: whistling, then gets notification from phone …hm?
Airi: big bro!
Rei: what?
Airi: guess who just got invited~
Rei: invited to what
Airi: to kenshiro and yuria's wedding….duh!
Rei: what? really?
Airi: yup!
Airi: oh and you're invited too brother!
Rei: REALLY?!
Airi: oh god
Airi: no need to be so dramatic
Airi: shuu and mamiya are invited too
Rei: whoa…..wow!
Rei: shuu and mamiya? oh man this is great!
Airi: yeah it is
Airi: but….yuria told us to not tell this to everyone not invited
Rei: huh. Why?
Airi: shes worried
Airi: that shin and raoh might have heard about it….you know
Rei: oh
Rei: I understand
Rei: who are the others invited
Airi: hmmm….lets see
Airi: its me, mamiya, toh, toki, the nanto goshasei, you, shuu, bat, and lin
Airi: aaannndd I think thats it
Airi: the wedding will be held at ryuga's house
Airi: yuria's older brother
Airi: Saturday, 10 am
Rei: oh, got it
Rei: theyre really humble arent they
Rei: holding their wedding without any big parties or shit like that
Airi: well they don't want to draw attention
Rei: ah yeah, I get it
Rei: alright then
Rei: both of us got to appear respectable and stylish
Airi: yeah….but don't get overboard okay
Rei: okay I get it!
Rei: alright I'll tell shuu about this
Airi: okay then
Airi: thank you btw!
Rei: ah no need to thank your own brother
Airi: hey!
Rei: ahaha!
Rei: hmmm…okay
Rei: I just hope at least their foods okay
Rei: hahaha!
Airi: jeez
Airi: youre only thinking about the food arent you, big brother
Rei: nah, nah issa joke
Rei: anyways I'm happy for them too you know?
Rei: my best friend and my fellow nanto roku seiken getting married
Airi: hmm okay
Airi: anyways don't forget!
Rei: I wont, I wont
Rei: Huff, alright then…better start looking for fancy clothes to wear! Hey, Shuu?
Shuu: Yes?
Rei: Shuu, I…looks at Shin …I think it's best we continue this conversation in my room.
Shuu: Oh…..oh. Alright then.
Rei: Right, right, let's just….go inside…..leers over at Shin
Shin: ….hm? leers suspiciously at Rei
Inside Rei's room….
Rei: ….okay, so-
Shuu: We're invited to Yuria's wedding, right? That's why you brought me here, right? If Shin were to hear this…
Rei: Yeah, that's right….wait, how the hell did you already know? Oh yeah, I sometimes forget about that ability of yours….
Shuu: Hahahaha! Well, don't think about it too much. When and where?
Rei: At Ryuga's house, Saturday 10 am.
Shuu: Hmm….I see. Who are the others invited?
Rei: Ah, lessee…..so, it's us, Mamiya, Airi, Toh, Toki, the Nanto Gosha Sei, Bat and Lin.
Shuu: Ah…..so it seems we're the only ones of the Nanto Roku Seiken to be invited.
Rei: Well, of course. Souther and Yuda would view it as a waste of time and not come, whereas Shin is…..well, it's obvious.
Shuu: Right, right….quite a shame though.
Rei: Why is it a shame? Infact, had any of those three came along, WE'RE the ones who would be carrying shame. You know it as well as I do, that bringing ANY of those along outside spells disaster.
Shuu: Yeah, I know that….
Rei: Come on now, cheer up! Don't mind over such trivial things! We have to celebrate one of our own finally getting happiness!
Shuu: Heh, you right….how about you, Rei? You've been dating Mamiya for quite a while now. Ever thinking about marrying and settling down?
Rei: E-eehh?! Hey, that's too sudden!
Shuu: Hahahaha!
Rei: Well…I mean, I'd love to….but I don't think I'm quite ready yet. I mean, you saw it yourself. Well, not 'saw' saw, but yeah…..I'm basically still too immature and quite often don't take this seriously enough, so….I don't think I'm able to take such a big responsibility yet.
Shuu: Hmm….I see. Well, that's fine. No one's forcing you. Take your time to develop and grow enough trust with each other. Then you'll be ready.
Rei: Heh….thank you.
Shuu: And while we're at it, why don't we just pick out your outfit for the big day? I personally think this one looks the best. How about it?
Rei: Heh, I personally prefer the- wwwwaaaaiiiitttt a minnnnuuuuuuteeeee…..how the hell can you even KNOW it looks the best?! You're blind!
Shuu: I just know. My eyes may be blind, but my heart has is always open.
Rei: That doesn't even make any sense!
Shin: (What's all the commotion at Rei's room. Also….Rei leered at me when he told Shuu to go to his room to talk about something….but what it is? ….suspicious.)
In the Nanto Gosha Sei house….
Toh: …..hm? ….ah? …aaahhhh…..AAAAAHHHHH! HEY GUYYYYYSSSSS!
Everyone else: Eh?!
Shuren: What, what it is?!
Hyui: Is there an urgent matter?!
Toh: Lady Yuria, Lady Yuria-
Shuren and Hyui: WHAT'S WITH LADY YURIA?!
Toh: Eeeeekkk!
Rihaku: Calm down, you two! Don't be so noisy in the morning!
Shuren and Hyui: BUT SIR, LADY YURIA-
Rihaku: Toh hasn't even finished what she said! Now, what is it that you want to tell us?
Toh: Lady Yuria….Lady Yuria!
Juza: Come on now, what's all the fuss about Yuria?
Toh: Lady Yuria's…getting married and we're all invited!
Everyone: …WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
Hyui: Getting, getting married?!
Shuren: THIS IS TRULY A BLESSED DAY! THE DAY OUR GENERAL WILL BE MARRIED TO A MAN OF HOKUTO! THE STARS ARE SHINING UPON US!
Toh: Oh….Lady Yuria! I feel so happy for you! But, ah….when will I be able to marry Raoh, though?
Juza; Yuria…is getting married? Eh, ehe, ehehehehe….well, great! She's…she's now happy! Being with someone she loves….eh…..ehe…..AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
Rihaku: Tch, cut, cut it out, everyone!
Everyone else: Eh?
Rihaku: Sigh….yes, it is indeed a happy news for us all that Lady Yuria and Lord Kenshiro are getting married. But! We, as her bodyguards, the Nanto Gosha Sei, has to maintain our pride at all costs! We shall not embarrass her during the sacred day! Understand that!
Everyone else: Uh-huh!
Rihaku: By the way, is that all, Toh?
Toh: W-well, uhh….the wedding is to be held at the house of Lady Yuria's older brother, Ryuga, at Saturday, 10 am. Oh, and we were told to keep this absolutely secret from everyone not invited!
Rihaku: Oh, is that so? Why, exactly?
Toh: Well, uhm….she only wants to invite very specific people….to prevent Raoh and Shin from hearing about it!
Everyone else: Raoh and Shin!
Rihaku: Well, considering what they do towards Yuria…..I'd say it's a wise choice.
Shuren: If any of those two dare to come and ruin our General's wedding, I'll turn them to ask!
Hyui: Now, easy now, Shuren. As long as we keep our mouth shut, nothing bad will happen.
Juza: Heh….hahaha…hahahaha! Well, I'd say this might as well be fun….also, I bet the booze will be good too! Oh, and the bridesmaids! Ehehehe!
Everyone else: sweatdrop
Rihaku: Sigh….anyway, we absolutely cannot shame ourselves on such an important day! Shuren, don't be so quick to lash out! And Juza, do not make a fool of yourself as well!
Juza: Yeah, yeah, got it! And besides, Yuria and Ryuga have always known me like this anyway….'making a fool out of me'? Pffftt, I AM a fool as far as they, and I, are concerned. SO no need to care! Ahaha!
Everyone else: …
At Mamiya's house…..
Mamiya: Rrrghh, I'm so bored! As always, Rei just fucking half-assed replies my texts….huh? Wait, Yuria's getting married?! And I….along with Airi, Toh, and Lin are to be her bridesmaids?! …AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Oh my god, she's, she's totally going to do it?! And I…will be her bridesmaid? Oh god…AAAHHHH! I'm so happy! Well then, when will it take place….oh, I see. And…I'm also to not speak about it with everyone uninvited? Huh, I suppose it's understandable…if that creep Shin ever comes…..urrghh! Gross! Well, anyway! Gotta make sure I appear the best!
At Ryuga's house…..
Kenshiro: Uhm, so uhh….Yuria….I thought you said that you chose your brother's house to be the place of our wedding because we don't want to draw attention….
Yuria: Yeah….why? Is something wrong?
Kenshiro: Well, I mean, don't get me wrong, but…..you seriously wanna remain inconspicuous WHILE GETTING MARRIED IN A CASTLE?!
Yuria: Yeah, why? I mean, we agreed to not waste too much money on our wedding, right? So this is the correct path! We don't have to pay rent or some shit like that to be married in a castle! Isn't that great?
Kenshiro: But, but….why would your brother even build a CASTLE at the first place anyway?!
Ryuga: Do you have a problem with it?
Kenshiro: Eh! Uhm, I….
Yuria: Big brother!
Kenshiro: Well, I mean….just look at it! This castle might be perfect for some dictator, and well…it's just too damn big! Especially since you're the only one living here after Yuria moved out! How can you even live in a mostly empty space anyway?
Ryuga: Well, I admit that this is a little…..excessive. But anyway. Several years ago, back when the political tension between the countries were at the highest, and some have launched attacks at Japan. And so, I began to build this huge, barricaded castle as a safe place for me and Yuria to live in. Of course, there ended up being no war, but I ended keeping it because hey, it's cool at the very least.
Kenshiro: SO ALL OF THAT WASTED TIME AND RESOURCES ARE ALL FOR NAUGHT?!
Ryuga: So anyway….who are all the women you said are going to be your bridesmaids again?
Yuria: Oh, it's….Mamiya, Airi, Toh, and Lin.
Ryuga: Okay, get it. Okay, now we gotta discuss how we're gonna decorate this place.
Yuria: We just want to keep it simple, okay. Maybe some decorative texts on the gate, but….yeah, I guess that's only it. I mean, there's not gonna be many people coming in, after all.
Ryuga: Hmm….I see.
Kenshiro: Uhm, sorry to butt in, but….maybe aside from that we have to….rejuvenate the place a bit? It IS way too dark, and….ominous.
Ryuga: Huh…..you do have a point there. Well, just wait a second. Ahem…..HYOOOOOOHHHH! unleashes an ice attack which covers the entire palace with sparkly ice ….there. Much better?
Kenshiro: THIS IS WAY TOO SPARKLY AND WILL CERTAINLY ATTRACT ATTENTION!
Ryuga: Tch, never satisfied, are you? Yuria, how can you even be engaged to this person?
Yuria: Umm, well…
Ryuga: Actually, in all honesty, you would've been better with Raoh. Raoh doesn't mind such insignificant details such as 'the castle is too dark!' and the like. Hell, with Raoh, he doesn't even need to prepare a wedding. If he says that you're his wife, YOU ARE HIS WIFE.
Yuria: sweatdrop (Are you honestly serious with this, big brother? You saw him yourself trying to kidnap me for not wanting him!) …..well okay, but still, Ken is right. This castle IS way too dark and ominous for a wedding. Speaking of which, did you ever even clean this castle, big brother? I suppose that's why it looks dark….it's just too damn dirty.
Ryuga: Huh…well, you're honestly right at that part. It is indeed troublesome to clean a huge place like this.
Kenshiro: THEN WHY DID YOU CONTINUE LIVING IN IT AT THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH THE MAINTENANCE?!
Ryuga: Well, anyway, I suppose I'll just clean this place up first. I'll call someone to help me out.
Yuria: Oh? Who?
Juza: Whoa, man! This place is just as big as always! Wonder how many money chests I'm probably going to find….
Ryuga: There he is.
Yuria: Juza!
Juza: Oh, hey Yuria! Preparing for the D-Day, eh? Are you nervous? Happy? Heh, probably both. Trust me, I know how ladies think when the-
Ryuga: I've told you to stop doing that to our own sister.
Juza: Yaaaawnnn, boring. I know that. Can't you just, like, take a joke?
Ryuga: Jokes are fine but considering YOUR history….well, nevermind, but I need to your help.
Juza: Help? What?
Ryuga: I want you to help me clean my castle. Specifically this hall right here.
Juza: Whaaatt?! You serious?
Ryuga: What? What excuses do you have?
Juza: I mean….this place's too big!
Ryuga: This is for Yuria.
Juza: Yeah, I mean….well, that's….uhh…..
Ryuga: Well? No more excuses, right? Then get immediately to work!
Juza: Okay, okay! Jeez….
Ryuga: Sigh….really. A good thing I don't have to deal with him growing up. Well, Yuria, as for you, you don't need to worry. Just rest easy while waiting for the preparations, okay?
Yuria: T-thank you so much for everything, big brother. I don't know how to repay your kindness.
Ryuga: Anything for my little sister. Aaandd….you.
Kenshiro: Uhh?
Ryuga: looms ominously ….you better make sure Yuria made the RIGHT choice.
Kenshiro: Gulp….understood sir.
And so for the next two days, vigorous preparations for Yuria's wedding are made, along with the invited preparing themselves for the big day. In particular, Yuria and Kenshiro buying clothes for their wedding.
Yuria; ….I'm….home!
Shuu: Welcome back!
Rei: Whoa, you sure bought a lot, didn't you? That looks heavy.
Shin: Let me carry that for yo-
Yuria: E-eeehhh no, no! I…I'm fine just by myself, thanks. Nnnggghhh….urrrghhh….
Shin: …..you obviously can't carry it.
Yuria: I…can! Nggghh…this…..is just a piece of cake….hyah! Huff!
Shin: sweatdrop (Usually Yuria doesn't mind me carrying her stuff…..but now? Infact, I think everyone's been acting suspiciously around me for the past two days, but especially Yuria, Shuu and Rei…they must be hiding something! I know it!)
Shuu: …..so Rei, how about it? Wanna go today?
Rei: Hmm….okay then. I'll bring Airi too.
Shuu: That's good!
Shin: (Ah, I got it! I only have to follow these two around to see what's up!)
Later on…..
Shin: (Alright, so those two are going to…..the clothes store? …namely, the formal section? What….what important occasion could these two be going to?!)
Meanwhile…..
Raoh: ….hm? What…..are those, Toki?
Toki: Glk! …um….well….these are….new clothes! Haha….what about it?
Raoh: New clothes? That's curious. I thought you never cared much about your appearance.
Toki: Aha, well….what's the fault in getting stylish once in a while? I was getting pretty bored myself.
Raoh: I see…hm? …..(A tuxedo? What the hell would Toki ever wear a tuxedo for? …)
Meanwhile, at Ryuga's place….
Ryuga: …..yes, hello? This is the Nanto Gosha Sei residence, right?
Rihaku: Ah, uhm, yes, yes!
Ryuga: Huh. I've already called you three times already.
Rihaku: Yeah, well, I apologize. We were uh…..occupied. May I ask who is this?
Ryuga: This is Ryuga, Yuria and Juza's older brother. So….I assume all of you are occupied with the preparations for Yuria's wedding, right?
Rihaku: Ah,yes, yes! Exactly! We are trying our best to-
Ryuga: Well, I have a request for you.
Rihaku: Ah, r….request?
Ryuga: Yes. As you might already know, my little sister attracts a lot of people. The particularly dangerous two being Shin and Raoh. Now, I know that we've tried to prevent any sort of unwanted incidents to happen by trying to make this wedding a secret from Shin and Raoh. However….this very much is not certain. There's a chance those two might actually discover it eventually. And so….I want you five to try to watch over the event and to make sure to not ruin the happiest day in Yuria's life.
Rihaku: W-what? Well, we already know that! We don't need orders from someone like you to protect our General!
Ryuga: Ah, that's good for you then. Because I certainly hope you don't lose yourself in the party and forget your top priority. Especially involving Shin and Raoh. Just reminding you, you know?
Rihaku: Grrr…..you dare to talk to us that way?! Who do you think we are?! Even if you're Lady Yuria and Juza's older brother, doesn't give you the permission to- he ended the call! Psh!
Toh: F-father?
Rihalu: Huff….it's alright. We shouldn't anger ourselves now. Tomorrow is an important day.
Later on….
Mamiya: ….waaaoowww! You look STUNNING, Yuria!
Toh: That's right! AAAAHHHH! You're just the best, Lady Yuria!
Airi: That dress looks so wonderful on you!
Lin: Miss Yuria is truly the most beautiful!
Yuria: Ah….you guys…that's too embarrassing!
Mamiya: Don't kid yourself! You look like a literal angel!
Everyone else: Uh-huh!
Kenshiro: Yuria! …..
Yuria: Ken! Umm…what's with the look?
Kenshiro: Oh, nothing! It's just that I…..am just too distracted by your beauty, that's all.
Yuria: Aww….
Kenshiro: Well, let's go! The photographer's waiting for us!
Yuria: O-okay!
And so….at the D-Day…
Shuu: You ready, Rei?
Rei: Yeah, just….give me more time…alright, let's go!
Shuu: Okay!
Shin: (There! I must follow them!)
Raoh: Hm? Where are you going, Toki?
Toki: E-eeehh?!
Raoh: Wearing that tuxedo as well….not a normal occasion it seems, huh?
Toki: Well, uhhh….I mean, heh….welp! I'll be late!
Raoh: H-hey! ….now this is just way too suspicious…..I'll follow him.
At Ryuga's place…..
Rei: Whoa….holy shit! Shuu, do you see this?!
Shuu: ….eh?
Rei: …aaahh! S-sorry! I-I forgot about that! It's just that….this castle is so big! And so….majestic! And sorta ominous too.
Shuu: Haha…well, I get what you're saying.
Rei: Hmm…ooh! The food looks delicious!
Shuu: Ahaha…is that what you've been thinking about?
Airi: Ah? Brotherrrrr!
Rei: Hm? Oh, Airi! Wow, you look pretty!
Airi: Ahaha…thank you.
Rei: Yeah. I'm sure that with this yo- OW!
Mamiya: That's for ignoring me all this week, you jerk!
Rei: O-owww! Hey!
Airi: Mamiya, there's….no need to be so hard.
Mamiya: Hm! I mean, seriously! At this point our relationship's pretty much a social media info at best!
Rei: Aha…aha…hey, chill! Come one now….looking at how you look in a dress, you're pretty good yourself.
Mamiya: E-ehh?! ….so….you think I'm pretty?
Rei: Of course! Hell, I have been kinda thinking of marrying you as well…
Mamiya: Ah?! R-really?!
Rei: ….well, provided you actually grow out of your bitchiness. Hahaha!
Mamiya: What?! You…..
Rei: AAAAHHHHH! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW I'M SORRRYYYYYY!
Airi: They're always like this….
Shuu: It's alright. They still have plenty to grow….
Airi: Hm-hm….
Toki: Ah….never thought this day would ever come…
Shuu: Hahaha…what's wrong with that, Toki? Aren't you supposed to be happy?
Toki: Well, I am! But it just…makes me feel too old, you know, to see these two to finally tie the knot…heh.
Shuu: Well, don't think about it too much. It's the union between Hokuto and Nanto, after all. A moment to be celebrated and rejoiced everywhere.
Toki: You're right.
Meanwhile….
Juza: Whoaaa! Hey, does anybody want booze? Hahaha!
Rihaku: Sigh….he's always like that.
Toh: Eh….
Rihaku: Anyways….you all still remember our plans, right?
Everyone: Yes, sir!
Rihaku: You too, Juza! Are you listening?
Juza: What? ….oh, the plan? Yeah, yeah, I know.
Rihaku: Right….so, we must not fail! We cannot fail! For our general!
Everyone: For our general!
Lin: …huh? Bat! You're here!
Bat: Ah…Lin! Wow, uhm…
Lin: Eh? What is it?
Bat: You, uh…..you look great!
Lin: Eh?! I, I do?
Bat: Y-yeah, umm….how….how do you think I look?
Lin: ….you're fine yourself, Bat!
Bat: Oh, ahaha! Sigh….where is Ken and Miss Yuria, I wonder?
Lin: They're inside!
Bat: Oh, I see….ooohhh! Look at all these foods!
Lin: H-hey! Bat!
Bat: Maaaannn, it's been a while I've seen such fancy- H-hey!
Lin: You have to wait! Don't just gobble up mindlessly!
Bat: Grrr…fine! Goddamn, I'm hungry…..
Ryuga: …hmm, seems most of our guests have already come.
Yuria: So, hmm….there's no…you kno-
Ryuga: Ah, no need to needlessly worry yourself, Yuria. Today is the happiest day in your life, after all. Forget all of your worries.
Yuria: Ah, y-yes, big brother.
Ryuga: By the way, where's the bridegroom?
Kenshiro: I, I'm here! Pant…pant…sorry, I just left for the toilet! It's….quite far away from here.
Ryuga: Heh. Then, I shall come on out first…..ahem! Ladies and gentlemen!
The Guests: Hm?
Ryuga: …so, I would like to welcome you all, for being present in this fine morning! The morning in which my younger sister, Yuria, would to be married to her fiance Kenshiro!
The Guests: clap clap
Ryuga: As you all probably knows, Yuria is one of the Nanto Roku Seiken, whereas Kenshiro is the youngest brother of Hokuto Shinken. This makes this union twice as important, because the union between Hokuto and Nanto is…..
All the while, it seemed that someone was trying to infiltrate the place from the back….
Shin: ….ngh….tch, ow! Ouch….shit! Just how high is this goddamn barricade anyway?! Anyways….so this is Ryuga's house, eh? What's need to build this castle anyway?! Wait…Ryuga is also Yuria's older brother…..I knew it! This has something to do with Yuria! Wait a minute…could this be Yuria's wedding?! Arrghh….I have to get inside! Sneaks inside and stumbles inside the toilet OOF! Ouch! Ewww, the toilet?! Goddammit! If this is really Yuria's wedding then- …
Raoh: ….
…...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone in the wedding hall: What?!
Yuria: K…ken?! What's that sounds?!
Kenshiro: I….I don't know….I'll go check it-
Yuria: No, wait! …..that'll….come later. Let's just….focus on this one moment, right?
Ryuga: ….okay, pay that no mind. And so, we have specifically prepared this blessed day to make sure no sort of harm or misfortune will ever come, and….
Rihaku: …..hey. You. The signal!
Shuren and Hyui: Ah! Sir! sneaks out to the behind of the castle
Rihaku: …..hey! Juza!
Juza: Huh?
Rihaku: Have you forgotten your role?!
Juza: Eh…..oh, yes, yes! sneaks out to the behind of the castle
Rei: ….huh? What are those three doing, sneaking out during the speech?
Shuu: They're to investigate that sound we just heard, or didn't you notice?
Rei: Oh…..
Bat: Hiiiii! What the hell is that?! I mean, considering this place, I wouldn't be surprised if there were ghosts….
Ryuga: ….with all that being said, everyone, please welcome the bridegroom and the bride!
Everyone: cheers and claps
And thus Kenshiro and Yuria came out to the front in their full majesty, along with Yuria's bridesmaids Mamiya, Airi, Toh, and Lin, before Kenshiro kneels down and presents his ring to Yuria.
Kenshiro: Now, Yuria…..will you marry me?
Yuria: Ah…y…..yes!
Then Kenshiro placed the ring on Yuria's ring finger, and the audience cheers.
Ryuga: And now…..you may kiss the bride!
Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mamiya: Tsk…I'm just so happy for them…waaahhh….
Airi: There, there, Mamiya.
Toh: AAAAHHH! Lady Yuria…..you're just too perfect!
Lin: Ahahaha….
Ryuga: Alright, everyone! Now, let's celebrate this wonderful moment!
Everyone: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
Meanwhile…..
Juza: Tch, what the hell is the 'danger' here, really?! The feast's about to begin soo-
Shuren: Ssshh! Don't be so noisy! You'll blow this out!
Hyui: And remember, we're doing this for the General! Or have you forgotten that? Failure is not a choice!
Juza: Yeah, yeah, I know….eww, what the fuck is this stench?! Does Ryuga never clean his toilets or-
Shuren: ….ssshhhh! Be quiet!
Juza: Wha- hey! What is- oh.
Inside the toilets, they saw quite an interesting conversation…..
Shin: …..either way, just keep it down, you idiot!
Raoh: YOU'RE telling ME to keep it down?!
Shin: Sssshhhh! If they were to hear us, we're both done for!
Raoh: Then I'll just crush them with my fists!
Shin: You idiot! You'll destroy this building and kill us all!
Raoh: Well, isn't that what you want as well? To ruin Yuria's wedding?
Shin: I said 'ruin Yuria's wedding', not to FUCKING KILL EVERYONE INSIDE LIKE A PSYCHO!
Shuren: What?! So.…so those two did manage to come here after all?!
Hyui: Calm down, we don't want to blow this out! Shuren, Juza, remember the plan!
Everyone: Ngh!
And so the three tried to sneak behind the unsuspecting Shin and Raoh….
Raoh: ….and I'm in no way obligated to-
Shin: Yes, yes! I'm not saying that you can't destroy this place, but please mind the- eh?
Raoh: What? Too scared to talk?
Shin: Not that….that's….THAT'S-
Raoh: What? …turns behind …A-
Meanwhile…..
Bat: Ahahahaha! This is great! Now let's dig in!
Lin: You just never change, Bat!
Bat: OW! Hey!
Rei: Ahaha…come on now, don't you want just a lil' bite?
Mamiya: I've told you, I've had enough!
Rei: Whaaatt?! THAT'S enough to make you full? No wonder you remain as a lanky- OW!
Mamiya: Say that again to my face, jerk.
Airi: Please calm down, Mamiya.
Shuu: Ahahaha….oh, Rei.
Toki: These kids never grow up, it seems.
Shuu: Oh, they do. You just don't see it.
Toki: Well…..you don't too, right?
Shuu: …ahahahahaha! Yeah, yeah…that's a good one. Oh, foolish me.
Ryuga: Hm….so….congratulations on you newlyweds.
Kenshiro: Ah, y-yeah….I promise to make your sister happy!
Ryuga: You better be!
Yuria: …again, thanks for everything, big brother.
Ryuga: Hm….no need to worry about it. It's just what a brother does to make sure his little sister is happy, after all.
Rihaku: Ryuga.
Ryuga: Oh, Rihaku. What is it?
Rihaku: Hm? Oh right, forgive me for not noticing you first. I am deeply, DEEPLY rejoicing over this union, Lady Yuria and Lord Kenshiro.
Yuria: Ah….thank you so much, Rihaku.
Rihaku: Also….ahem! It's been done.
Ryuga: Oh, it has? Well…time for the main attraction, I suppose.
Kenshiro: Huh? Main attraction? What do you mean?
Ryuga: Hehe….you'll see. Ahem. Everyone!
Guests: Huh?
Ryuga: I'm sure all of you are now quite stuffed from all the feasts you've had. And now….it's time for us to present the main attraction! Let it out, Juza!
Juza: Okay! Nrrghh….this is heavy!
Ryuga: And now….let us welcome….the Human Pinata!
Everyone: Whaaatt?
And then a suspicious looking giant sack was hung from the ceiling.
Ryuga: This is it!
Guests: Wait….what?!
Rei: I thought we were getting 'Human' Pinata….
Ryuga: Yes, it is!
Shuu: …..well, two questions. First, why would you store two humans inside that sack to be beaten up over and over, two, why is it not moving?
Ryuga: To answer those two questions, one, is because they deserve to be. They're despicable cowards who have dared to infiltrate this place and ruin this perfect occasion for Yuria! And two, because they've been drugged. Which is why I'm asking you to beat them up repeatedly, nothing gets you up like a good couple ol' bruises. Right?
Everyone: sweatdrop
Ryuga: …..anyway just beat it up already! The winner, that is, the person who manages to get a tear or a hole on the sack, will receive a prize! And remember! No martial arts! All you'll get are these wooden sticks!
Rei: Aw, bummer.
Ryuga: Anyways…let it start!
Everyone: Yooooooo!
And so all the guests rushed in to beat the sack ruthlessly. Soon enough, sounds were heard from the sack and the people inside started struggling to escape.
Yuria: Umm….
Kenshiro: Who….are the people in there anyway?
Ryuga: Oh, you know.
Kenshiro: I….don't know.
Ryuga: Ah, it's better that way. By the way, Yuria, you don't want to participate?
Yuria: Huh? Can I?
Ryuga: Yeah! Of course you can! ESPECIALLY you.
Yuria: Hmmm…alright then! HYAAAAAHHHH!
Kenshiro: …..seems I married the right woman.
Ryuga: You sure did.
And so the people beat up the sack, until screams came from inside the sack. And yet the people kept beating up on it for hours. And after all's said and one, said sack were just left there until the next morning.
The next morning…..
Yuria: …and done! Whew! I never thought we would ever get this done!
Kenshiro: With determination, everything's possible.
Yuria: Haha….you're right. Sigh…..such is our new life together, heh?
Kenshiro: What's wrong? I thought you're going to be happy.
Yuria: I AM happy. It's just….seems we have to work REALLY hard for this.
Kenshiro: We do.
Meanwhile….
Rei: Oh man…last night had me exhausted! I now should ju- WAAAAAHHHHH! Sh-Sh-Shin?! What the….is that….is that you?!
Shin: …..
Rei: You-you-you….what the hell is up with your face?! And body?! And, and….
Shuu: Well…let's just say that this is what allowed you to win your 'special prize', Rei.
Rei: E-ehhh?
Jagi: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Raoh: …..ffff…..aaaaa…
Toki: Oh dear…..you've done it, didn't you.
Yuria: …anyways I wonders how the others are doing. Especially since you brought that sack to each house…..who's in it, anyway?
Kenshiro: Hmm….nah, you don't need to know! Ah, forget it! Let's just focus on what's on ahead!
Yuria: sweatdrop (And yet I still have bad feeling about that sack…..)
And so was how I managed to marry Kenshiro and get myself out the daily bullshit that plagues me daily…..or at least, that's what I thought. It seems like….as the Last General of Nanto, and the Star of the Mother of the Nanto Roku Seiken….I will NEVER be free of bullshit.
THE END
WHOOOHH! Finally! The end! This is the fic where I basically pull an all-nighter to even get ONE chapter done. And sometimes it's not even finished when I'm lazy enough. But ah, who cares! It's done! Which means I got to be a lazy piece of shit once again! SMACK!
But whatever….I don't really know if I can get a new fic idea, or even get into the mood for writing again after this. I don't know.
But anyways….thank you so much for reading this fic from start to the end, please leave a review and have a good day!