2 hours before

Kaito, Gapuko and Neru were walking down the street, when Kaito formed an idea.

'Hey Neru, let's make a bet'.

Neru looked at Kaito, with a mischievous glint in her eyes, 'What is it?'

'When we arrive at Sam's place, Gapuko and I', Kaito said, ruffling Gapuko's hair, 'are going to go out for groceries'.

'Okay…'

'And when we do, if you successfully manage to have sex with Sam, I'll give you $10'

Not surprised in the least, Neru said, 'So what's in it for you?'

'Sam's an honourable bloke, he already has Rin and Lenka so he won't accept you. If you fail to have sex, you have to give me $10. Deal?'

Neru looked at Kaito and nodded, 'Fine. But you're gonna lose $10'

Present

Sam stepped out of the bathroom, with a robe on, and, embarrassed, walked passed Kaito to get to his room. Kaito slapped Sam's back, as he passed, but just as he was about to get through, he stopped Sam and casually asked, 'Who's the girl?'

Sam's blood froze, 'W-what are you talking about?'

'The room two doors away from us, there's a girl, who is she Sam?'

Sam looked at his brother in the eye, furiously. Oh wait, that was a mistake. Fire there. Bad, scary fire. Instead, Sam looked at Kaito's nose and stammered angrily, 'There is NO girl in any room, anywhere!'

Kaito raised an eyebrow, 'Are you looking at my nose?'

'GO AWAY! I swear, if we have to live together, let's make eat other's lives easier. There. Is. No. Girl. In. This. House.'

Just as Sam finished speaking, one of the doors opened and revealed a cute girl in pyjamas, holding a teddy bear, rubbing her eyes. She looked at Kaito and he smiled. Her eyes widened and she screamed, 'UNNNCCLEE!'

Akeno raced towards Jun, passed a bewildered and embarrassed Sam, and leapt into Kaito's arms. He lifted her up and hugged her, 'How are you doing kid?'

Sam stammered, 'How do you…?

Kaito replied without looking at Sam, 'When I came out of the bathroom, I heard a girl crying, so I went inside and asked her who she was. She said she was your daughter'.

Sam looked crossly at Akeno.

Kaito continued, 'She was crying so I let her borrow Gapuko's teddy for a while and told her I was her uncle'.

Sam ushered Akeno back into her room and said, 'She's a vampire'.

Kaito failed to look surprised, and Sam whispered intensely, 'The rarest creatures on Earth, Kaito!'

'Is that why you hide her from everyone else?'

'Precisely'.

'Well, I mean...Gapuko is also a vampire, you know'

Sam's jaw dropped, and Kaito chuckled, pushing Sam into his room, 'I am too. But for now, I think some people are waiting for you'.

Sam entered his room, still surprised, and saw Neru lying down on his bed, smiling. Rin and Lenka were sitting on the edge of his bed, furious, fire in their eyes.

'SAMMMMM!'

'Oh god'

'Phew', Sam wiped the sweat off his forehead, put on his clothes and left a naked and sleeping Rin and Lenka on the bed.

'Woooow, so scaryyyyy', Neru said from the doorway.

After an hour of trying to explain to Rin and Lenka what had happened in the shower, and then an hour of hot, brutal sex, Sam was tired out. He looked at the clock and saw it was almost 9 o' clock. He sighed and stepped past a smiling Neru to kiss Akeno goodnight.

Sam felt sorry for Akeno; she was a full-blood vampire, characterised by her red eyes and hate of sunlight. Akeno's room was extremely cold, and if she left her room for more than a couple of hours, she would fall unconscious. Sam stepped into Akeno's room, to find Kaito facing away from him, biting Akeno's neck. Sam's eyes widened when he saw the pleasure on his daughter's face as she clutched onto Kaito.

Raged, Sam pulled out his Holy Excalibur and charged at Kaito, but was stopped when a wall of Darkness slammed into him and he bounced back. Kaito and Akeno took no notice of their entrance, and Neru summoned fists of Earth of hold Sam still. His eyes were wild and he struggled against the bond.

'Why, why, why', Sam deflated against the bonds, crying 'Pleases, not to my child'.

Eventually, Kaito pulled out of Akeno and she drew in a deep breath and started panting. She blushed at Kaito and stammered, 'Thank you, Uncle!'

She finally noticed Sam and ran at her father and hugged him. Sam gently pushed her aside and Neru released the bonds. He stomped up to Kaito and raised the sword to Kaito's throat as he got up, groaning.

'Do you think this is funny? Is this revenge for Mimi? Why did you do that to my poor child!?'

Jun was about to get up, 'Piss off Sam, I'm really weak right n–'

'SHUTUP! You monster! Sam roared as he slammed Kaito back onto the bed, knocking the breath out of him, 'Why, why. To my daughter?'

Akeno looked confused and said, 'Daddy, what are you talking–'

Sam held up his hand, 'Sweetheart, please. You are too young to understand'.

Kaito violently threw Sam off and shouted, 'I helped her you blind idiot! Ask her for yourself!' Kaito stomped out of the room with an amused Neru and Sam turned towards Akeno, confused.

'What does he mean, Akeno?'

'Daddy, you great big idiot! He was helping me, he's a very old vampire but he's a half-blood. He gave me some of his blood so I can be normal!' Akeno practically screamed.

'Meaning that you can –'

'Yes Daddy, I can finally walk in the sunlight, not have to stay in this cold room all the time. I can finally talk with my family and make new friends!'

Sam still looked confused, but after he processed what she said, Sam hugged her tightly, tears of joy in his eyes. Then he realised something and tucked Akeno into bed before running out to find Kaito.