A/N: the idea for this can be fully blamed on killercereal! If you haven't yet you should check out her boobs!verse it's much better than this
"Ow! what the hell is happening?"
"Oh hi! I'm Brittany!"
"Woah, woah, what's happening what are you doing to me?"
"I'm trying to get inside you silly."
"WHAT?! I'll have you know I am a lady, you have to take me to dinner first!"
"Oh, well how bout dinner after I'm done filling you out? Of course I should get to know your name since we're gonna be living together now."
"Well, I guess that could work. My name is Santana!"
"Santana, that's such a pretty name and can I say that even without me inside you, you're definitely the best looking boobs I've ever seen."
"Oh um wow thanks, Britt. I guess you're ok, at least now I won't be alone."
"Anytime beautiful. Exactly see, I think this is the beginning of something magical"