Now, prepare for the ULTIMATE Pairing!
I don't own Death Note
It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon as Watari stood in the kitchen making Chocolate and Strawberry Cream Pie. Matt sat in the other room playing his Gameboy, occasionally yelling out things like: "Noo! This is a matter of life and death!" or "Stupid shells!" or something along the lines of "Why is there so many dead people in Hamlet?!".
'Children,' Watari sighed happily, remembering when L was younger.
Matt, Mello, and Near had come to visit him for the week to give poor Roger a break from all their fighting. With Roger being such a close friend and loving the orphans like his own grandchildren, Mr. Wammy couldn't refuse. Unfortunately, Mello had caught a stomach bug (he claimed it didn't come from the obsessive amount of chocolate, but no one else seemed to agree) and had stayed in bed all day, Near playing with his toys and watching over him.
Which left Matt, who seemed perfectly fine to just relax and play video games.
Watari topped off the pastry with decorative amounts of whip cream and admired his creation.
Bringing along plates and forks, he set the pie on the table where Matt was seated, sat down and cut himself a slice.
"Would you like some?" Mr. Wammy asked the red mess of hair.
"Hmm? Is it good?" The gamer asked, looking up.
"I haven't tried it yet," the older gentleman said, raising a forkful to his lips.
A mischievous smile spread across Matt own lips. As soon as the pie touched Watari's tongue, the gamer leaned over and kissed him intensely.
"My, Mr. Wammy, it is good!"
Yeah, pass the mind-bleach. I am so sorry you had to read this.
Actually, I was chatting to someone on Omegle (this was the third time we'd gotten eachother) while role-playing Matt and Mello when at the start of the third time I said I was Watari. Then we got distracted by the fact that it was the same person from before and started talking about yaoi. She said something like "Yeah, but now I'm Matt and I'm seme" forgetting that I was Watari. I pointed it out and laughed. There for, MattXWatari was born!
And if you see this, Mr. Half-Face-Burnt-Off misses you!
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You guys have any weird pairings?