Miami House
The police questioned the South Park roomates about what just occurred and avoided going to jail but under one condition.
" This is gay, so now four of us have to go on a ride along with a cop tomorrow?" Clyde said once he opened the front door.
" So who's going take one for the team?" Cartman said.
" I'm not going." Esther said.
" Me neither." Red said.
" Well it's either we go or they go to jail." Stan said pointing at Bebe, Wendy and Craig.
" Then how bout you, Stan?" Kyle said.
" No way dude, get Butters to do it." Stan said as the housemates eyeballed Butters expectingly.
" Son of a biscuit, oh well guess I'll volunteer." Butters said.
" Tweek should go." Annie volunteering Tweek.
" Agh what!" Tweek twitching.
" I think it's a good idea." Stan agreed.
" Oh well if you say so." Tweek shook.
" Who's next?" Stan said.
" Pick Clyde." Millie teased.
" Yeah, I vote for Clyde too." Lola said.
" Ah wait come on!" Clyde whined while the others agreed.
" All right we have Butters, Tweek and Clyde now we need just one more guy." Stan said.
" Black dudes and cops don't mix." Token counting himself out.
" Tomorrow is KFC day." Cartman said.
" Fat ass." Kyle murmured.
" Look guys it's not a big deal, I'll go if it makes you happy." Craig rolled his eyes.
" Well it's settled." Wendy said.
" Okay cool." Kenny said breaking the huddle.
" Hey so where'd those girls go?" Token asked.
" Oh they kinda had to go, slight change of plans." Clyde said.
" Oh okay, so no action then?" Token said.
" Well not really, they gave us blowjobs while y'all we're talking with the cops." Kenny said which was heard by Lola.
" I wish I didn't hear that." Lola said.
" Kenny's really under your skin, isn't he?" Heidi said.
" Am I really that predictable?" Lola moaned.
" Lola, cut the crap just go tell him how you feel or I'll do it for you." Millie said.
" No, no please it's okay Clyde's going to that ride along tomorrow so I'll speak to him then." Lola panicked.
" Hey guys, want to take shots down in the basement?" Kenny said.
" Sounds good." Kyle replied.
" I could use a drink." Craig said.
The boys left the girls to the basement for drink which sparked a idea with the girls.
" Well it's good that nobody is isolated anymore, so I think we should celebrate by starting a little war with the boys." Esther suggested.
" Like what do you mean?" Sally asked.
" You know, a good old fashioned prank war." Millie answered.
" Oh I gotcha." Wendy smirked.
" Esther, does Kevin still have that thing when a girl touches him, he starts to rash up?" Millie asked.
" Yeah, he still does." Esther replied.
" Good we'll have somebody to get all touchy feely with him to initiate it for starters." Bebe suggested.
" I don't think that will work cause I danced with him when we all went to Escapade and he didn't have any rashes." Red recalled.
" Your the only girl besides me that doesn't trigger his rash because your his best friend, the one person he truly trusts." Esther said.
" Oh really?" Red blushed.
" Ooooh look at Red!" Bebe teased.
" She likes him!" Heidi also teased.
" Guys stop he's my best friend!" Red said.
" Yeah enough teasing, we've got pranks to pull!" Sally said.
" Bebe, hand me that laxative over there!" Wendy instructed.
" Whose it for?" Bebe said giving Wendy the bottle.
" For Eric." Wendy said placing two tablets in Cartman's favorite soda.
" Oh I know a good one for him!" Heidi grabbed a box of saran wrap and went upstairs.
" Millie, do you still have marbles?" Sally asked.
" Yep, still got em." Millie replied.
" Good, after we lure the boys up they'll come after us and you and Red place the marbles in the patio when we give them the slip." Sally said.
" Oooh I know, set enough mouse traps with the marbles to double the pain." Annie said.
" That's a good one, Annie." Wendy said.
" Okay I put saran wrap on the toilet." Heidi informed the girls.
" So any idea how we're going to make them come after us?" Bebe asked.
" First I give Eric his drink then he'll come out of the basement in a rush to use the toilet." Wendy said.
" What's next?" Lola asked next.
" While Eric's in the bathroom, Esther and Annie will place the mouse traps around the patio but leave space so we can walk to the side then when the time comes Millie and Red will dump the marbles around the mouse traps quickly to get them good." Wendy said.
" Ouch." Millie commented.
" Who wants to trigger Kevin's rash?" Bebe asked.
" I'll do it." Heidi said.
" All in favor if you could remember our girl code?" Bebe said.
" Sunshine!" The girls said.
Wendy, Bebe, Lola and Heidi walked outside into the basement while Esther and Annie readied the mouse traps inside.
The guys were just relaxing having a few drinks and playing either pool or arcade games.
" Okay now let's split up and talk to whoever you want until we get a signal." Wendy said before walking down the stairs any further.
" Right, what's the signal?" Bebe said.
" Whenever Heidi triggers Kevin's rash." Wendy said.
" Okay sounds like a plan." Lola said.
The girls revealed themselves in the basement to the boys and were welcome.
" Hey so you girls decided to join us?" Clyde asked.
" Just us the others wanted to stay inside and play Stan's Xbox, is that cool?" Bebe said.
" Sure, have a drink." Token said.
Wendy went to have a conversation with Stan and Kyle while Bebe talked with Craig, Butters and Tweek, Lola talked with Kenny and Heidi with Kevin.
" So Wendy it's good that you and Bebe are talking again huh?" Stan said.
" Yeah, I'm glad me and her worked things out." Wendy said.
" Yeah it wasn't the same for you two to be against each other it's like if it were to be me and Stan." Kyle said.
" Yeah and I would hate for you two to be fighting." Wendy said.
" Whew, I'm thirsty!" Cartman said after playing pool with Clyde.
" Hey Eric I actually brought you your favorite drink if you want it." Wendy slyly said.
" Oh sure thanks." Eric uncharacteristically being grateful to Wendy of all people.
Cartman took the drink from Wendy and walked off to play a arcade game with Token and Wendy continued to conversate with Stan and Kyle.
" I wanted thank you again for what happened earlier." Bebe said.
" Aw it was nothing I mean I couldn't let a girl let alone my friend to tossed around by some dick head." Craig replied.
" Thanks." Bebe smiled.
" Don't worry Bebe no big deal." Craig smiled which was rare.
" Something is different about Craig he just won't admit it." Butters whispered toTweek.
" Now that you mention it yeah." Tweek agreed.
" Ooooh God I gotta go!" Cartman held his stomach and groaned and left Token from the arcade games and out of the basement.
" Oh man!" Cartman said once inside and saw someone was in the restroom.
" Hey Eric stomach problems again?" Red asked after Cartman barged inside.
" You know it, hey what's with the mouse traps?" Cartman asked while still holding his stomach.
" Oh just a couple of mice looking to fall for a trap." Millie somewhat giving Cartman a sub-message which of course he didn't get.
" Oh okay." Cartman said and than ran to the restroom once Sally came out.
" So you and Clyde had fun with those girls at the beach?" Lola asked Kenny.
" Oh well yeah." Kenny said.
" So Kevin how come a good looking friend like you didn't get girls like Kenny and Clyde did?" Heidi said.
" Oh I don't know I guess cause maybe the girls don't think I'm their type." Kevin nervously said because Heidi's body was closing in on Kevin's.
" But thanks for the compliment." Kevin smiled.
" Kevin, I'm sure your attractive to all girls and I know one in particular is attracted to you." Heidi cooed.
" Oh um who?" Kevin started to sweat.
" Are you sure you want to know?" Heidi smiled grabbing Kevin's hand.
" Lola, how come you didn't go home with a guy?" Kenny asked at the same time when Heidi was working her magic on Kevin.
" Well I only wanted to go home with a specific guy." Lola said slowly letting her feelings take control.
" Really who, I think you can bring any guy to his knees." Kenny smiled.
Just when Lola was about to tell Kenny of her feelings, Kevin started to freak out and started to rash up signaling the plan.
" Damn it, damn it, DAMN IT!" Lola said in her thoughts loudly.
" Oh Kevin I'm sorry I forgot you have a rash problem." Heidi apologized.
" It's cool." Kevin replied.
" Okay girls let's see what the others are up to." Wendy said.
" I have to go, talk later?" Lola asked.
" You bet." Kenny said and joined up with Stan and Kyle.
" Dude, Cartman's been up in the restroom for a while now." Stan said.
" What else is new?" Kyle said.
" Damn it I almost had him!" Lola said.
" What do you mean, you mean Kenny?" Bebe asked.
" Yeah." Lola replied.
" I'm sorry Lola, we didn't know you wanted to hook up with him now we thought you were waiting until tomorrow since you are nervous." Wendy said.
" Should we spring the trap now?" Sally poked her head from the back door.
" Yeah go ahead." Wendy said.
" How's Eric?" Bebe dared to ask while Esther and Millie placed the mousetraps.
" Still in the restroom tearing it up, you should've heard his first reaction." Millie laughed.
" What was it?" Heidi said at the same time Sally and Red dropped marbles next to the mouse traps.
" Shit, what the fuck I got shit on my ass!" Esther imitated Cartman making the girls laugh.
" Now I guess what's left is to lure them up here." Bebe said.
The boys unsuspectingly continued their activities in the basement until they heard terrifying screams from the girls.
" That was the girls!" Token said.
" Let's check it out!" Stan said running up the basement with the other guys.
" Hey what's wrong, what the fuck ahhh!" Clyde said being the first to run through the door and to fall prey.
The other guys blindly fell into the girls trap since they were in the same frame of mind and were now feeling the prank.
" Ow what the fuck ow!" Kenny said.
" Ow damn it ow!" Kyle said.
The girls shared a friendly laugh at the boys pain showing them it was a start of a war.
Once all the mouse traps were set off, the boys also laughed in good sport.
" Clever." Stan said.
" Now girls it's on!" Clyde declared.
" Haha that was a good laugh and thanks for being good sports about it." Wendy smiled.
The girls and guys hung out for a bit before the girls decided they want sleep.
" Well good night guys and hopefully you can try and out smart us." Red said as the girls walked upstairs to their bed rooms.
" Ahhh ooohh God!" Cartman said from the restroom while still blowing up the toilet.
The girls heard Cartman and couldn't help but giggle.
" I'ma get u douchebags for this!" Cartman said while dropping off more turds in the toilet.
" We definitely gotta get them back." Kyle declared.
" They kinda expect us to try and out smart them." Clyde said.
" So do we just get them head on now?" Kenny asked.
" How?" Kevin asked.
" I got it, last time I checked there's some balloons in the kitchen counter drawers." Craig began.
" Yeah we have balloons." Butters said after checking.
The toilet flushed and out came Cartman who was sweating.
" Those girls must pay." Cartman said.
" Come join us fat ass we're getting them back." Kyle said as Cartman just gave him a what the fuck look.
" Come on fat ass we don't have all night." Kenny also insulted.
" Cartman get your tank ass here!" Craig said.
" Fine I give up." Cartman walked over to the group.
" Yeah giddy up!" Clyde insulted which made the boys laugh.
" Assholes." Cartman scoffed.
" Okay okay all right in all seriousness let's just fill the balloons up with water and toss em at the girls to give em a rude awakening." Craig suggested.
" I like it." Stan said.
The boys mischeviously filled up water balloons to get the girls back from their earlier prank.
" Okay how many?" Kevin asked.
" Enough." Craig tightening the last water balloon.
" So what's the next step?" Stan asked.
" Half of us will go up to the girls rooms and give them a wake up call and the other half will stay down here and fire at the girls with the remaining water balloons since they'll probably chase us down here." Craig said.
" So any volunteers for the five to go up?" Craig said.
Kyle, Clyde, Token, Kevin and Tweek volunteered to be the "strike team" while the rest took the second position.
The strike team went upstairs fully loaded with water balloons while the reinforcements stayed clear for signal.
" All right pick your spots." Kyle said.
" Man they gonna be pissed off." Token whispered.
" Well they started a prank war so they should be good sports." Kevin said.
" Agh, I sure hope so." Tweek said. Kyle and Token slowly opened Esther's group door, Clyde and Tweek opened Wendy's group door and Kevin opened Bebe's group door.
" Ahem, OH SHIT THERE'S FIRE!" Clyde screamed loudly.
" WHAT!" Red rose up quickly and received the first balloon to the face.
The boys opened fire so to speak on the girls to literally give them wet dreams.
" Take this, this and this!" Kevin said tossing water balloons at Bebe, Millie and Lola while they screamed.
" Wake up, wake up!" Token yelled tossing water balloons at Esther and Annie.
" Heidi, you have a roach on your sheets!" Kyle bluffed to get Heidi out from under the sheets.
Heidi gasped loudly and started kicking her feet then got a water ballon to the face from Kyle.
" What the hell's going on!" Wendy yelled while drenched up in water.
Clyde ran in front of Wendy's door and threw his last balloon at her face then ran downstairs with the rest of the boys.
" They're asking for it!" Bebe shouted running with the girls after the boys.
" Oh my God they're coming!" Tweek panicked signaling the boys downstairs.
" Dive!" Kyle said as the boys dove to avoid cross fire from the other boys.
" Get them!" Cartman said tossing water balloons at the decieved girls.
The girls screamed after getting even more wet by Stan's group.
" GO, GO!" Kenny said running outside with the guys.
While outside, some boys either went up to the jacuzzi area and some went down the basement.
Lola, Sally, Red, Millie and Annie chased after the boys outside while Wendy, Bebe, Heidi and Esther started filling up pitchers.
" Oh you wanna play some more!" Wendy said filling up a pitcher with hot water.
Some of the girls caught some of the boys and playfully pounded them back while others continued to chase them.
" Ahh shit that's hot!" Stan said after getting wet by Lola.
" Come here!" Esther said chasing after Kenny.
" AHHH, Kevin do something!" Kenny said.
" Here take the shield!" Kevin tossed a boogey board to Kenny.
Kenny used the boogey board to block the hot water from Esther's pitcher.
" It works!" Kenny cheered as both the guys and girls were laughing.
The girls got even with the guys by wetting them and now they're just playing around together.
" Ugh you guys are so stupid for doing that to us!" Millie said punching Cartman's arm.
" That's what you get!" Kevin said before getting punched in the arm by Sally and Heidi.
" Well if you ask me you should've known it was coming." Craig joked.
" Yeah right!" Bebe teased.
" Well it happened." Craig said getting closer.
" Oh really?" Bebe also getting closer.
" Really." Craig said and just like that, Bebe and Craig kissed.
The kiss between Craig and Bebe was enough to stop the horseplaying from the guys and girls as they saw their two friends makeout before their eyes.
" Dude, what the fuck." Cartman's first reaction to break the silence. " I knew something was very different about Craig!" Butters mentioned to Tweek but heard no response since his jaw was dropped just like the rest of the housemates
Read and Review. Sorry it took so long to update, writing block sucks ass especially when your working on a different story