"Well, well, well. If it isn't a member of Akatsuki." Cursing, I stomped towards Hidan. "Idiot. Come on, we have to leave." Hidan stared at me as if I'd grown wings. "Don't you want to fight?" he asked, surprised. I grinned. "There's nothing I'd like more, but we have to find him and get back, or we'll be late." Hidan considered this, and nodded, a frown finding its way onto his face. "Alright, fine." I grabbed his arm and we disappeared in a blood mist, the scarlet droplets glittering in the sun. We reappeared north of the shinobi, where Kakuzu was haggling with a shopkeeper. I barged in and bought the stuff we needed, before telling him we had a small problem. Kakuzu agreed that we should get out of there, and we sprinted towards the village gates.
Outside the village, I grabbed a hold of Kakuzu and Hidan, and we disappeared in a blood mist. We reappeared not far from the Akatsuki base, and returned quickly, making sure we were not followed. Something seemed off though, and I was worried we would be found. Upon entering headquarters, I headed straight for Pein. "We may have a problem." Pein notified all of the teams who had returned that we would be moving to a different base, after making sure that no team had picked up anything that could help the Leaf shinobi track us. All that was found were a few beetles, which were quickly killed and discarded. After all teams had returned, we began the long journey to the Akatsuki hideout in the Land of Earth.
A few months after moving to the new base, life returned to normal, or as normal as it could be for the Akatsuki. The threat of being discovered withered away with time, and soon we were as relaxed as we could be. The Leaf shinobi had been unable to track us, and this gave us a sense of satisfaction in knowing that we could evade them. It must have been really frustrating. Soon though, the real mission's for Akatsuki began. Our training increased, and often we would find Pein or Konan trying to ambush us or kill us. They were keeping us on our toes, and soon I found out why. "We're after the tailed beasts? Any particular reason?" I asked, disbelieving. Pein nodded, his face determined and a little mad.
"We will gain world domination. We will create wars, and finish them. Soon countries will rely only on us to fight for them, and the shinobi villages will collapse. After their collapse, we will be the only major group of shinobi in existence. It will be easy to take over the countries." I stared at Pein. "Sounds simple enough. How can I help?" I asked, grinning. Pein nodded approvingly, and Konan smiled. I wondered at this. Konan and Pein seemed to be more peaceful than the plan suggested, and I couldn't help but think that they had a different agenda. Oh well. That's none of my business. Apparently, they had already caught the Five-Tails and the Seven-Tails. Pein showed me the statue that had sealed them.
Hidan decided it was time to throw a party. Konan was in charge of obtaining saké from a nearby village. Sasori and Deidara were in charge of getting the food. Pein was in charge of keeping everything under control. I watched from the sidelines as everything was prepared, all the food was placed on a long table, and the saké was on a separate table. Itachi had disappeared during the preparations and returned with a radio. Konan returned with the saké and DDR, and the party began. At first it was a little quiet, but after everyone had a few cups of saké, they started to loosen up. Before long Itachi was battling Deidara on DDR, Kisame was staring at Itachi from next to the saké, and Pein and Konan were making out in the corner.
I watched Itachi and Deidara for a while, but soon I was bored. Glancing at Pein and Konan, I felt a little lonely. After grabbing a bottle of saké, I wandered outside and sat in a large clearing, staring at the night sky. The crescent moon hung high in the sky, and the stars glittered. I listened to the crickets chirp for a while, when a rustle in the grass alerted me to his presence. I sat perfectly still, not even twitching when he sat beside me. Taking a swig from the bottle of saké, I offered it to Hidan. He took it, and drank. We sat quietly for a while, relaxed. I turned to Hidan, intending to ask for the saké, when he kissed me. I kissed him back, his warm breath mingling with mine.
We pulled apart, and he stood. Hidan walked away, leaving me feeling confused. I watched the night sky a while longer, before dragging myself to my feet and following him. Once back in the cavern, I was roped into a DDR battle with Deidara, who had remained undefeated throughout the entire party. I took him on, and lost by a small margin. Soon we were all giggling like kunoichi still in the academy, and began a game of 'I Never'. Konan began the game. "I never… kissed a boy." Konan and I downed a glass, as did Deidara, to our surprise. Pein was next. "I never… fantasized about another member of Akatsuki." Konan, Pein, and I all downed a glass of saké. To our surprise, so did Itachi, Kisame and Hidan. I blushed when Hidan drank, but luckily no one seemed to notice.
Up next was Itachi. "I never… saw another member of Akatsuki naked." Unsurprisingly, Pein and Konan drank. Surprisingly, Kakuzu drank. He went next. "I never… peeked at girls in a bathhouse." Kakuzu and Sasori drank. Next to go was Tobi. "I never… was a good boy." Tobi drank, but no one joined him. After a good laugh at Tobi's expense, the game continued. "I never… snuck into a village just to go to a strip club," Zetsu murmured. Hidan, Kakuzu and Itachi drank to this. The game started to get more and more lewd, and soon Konan decided it was time to play a new game. "How about a game of truth or dare?" she said, waggling her eyebrows suggestively. We all agreed, and so the game began.
"Pein, truth or dare?" Hidan asked. "Truth." Hidan grinned. "Alright then. Have you and Konan fucked yet?" Pein glanced at Konan, then back at Hidan. Grinning like an idiot, he nodded. There were a few wolf whistles before the game got back on track. "Kisame, truth or dare?" He answered. "Truth." Pein asked, "Is the member of Akatsuki you fantasized about male?" Kisame looked nervous, and I think he blushed. Hard to tell with that blue skin. "Y-yes," he murmured. Hidan, Pein and Deidara fell backwards, laughing. Itachi looked… strangely happy. "My turn. Itachi, was the strip club you went to male or female?" This question was met with more laughs. Itachi glanced at Kisame, then at the floor. "Male," he whispered.
The others laughed, but I felt sorry for him. So I turned the tables. "Deidara, truth or dare?" He paused, weighing up the options. "Dare, yeah," he finally said. I grinned. "Kiss Kakuzu." He stared at me. "Hell no, yeah. No way am I doing that, yeah." Pein grinned at him. "Oh yes you are." Deidara looked between me and Pein, before seeking help from the others. No one opposed the dare except for Kakuzu. "Fine, yeah," he sighed, and moved so he was in front of Kakuzu. He pulled Kakuzu's mask down and kissed him, before hurrying back to his place in the circle. There were wolf whistles and lewd comments were made before the game was back under way. After his dare, Deidara drank more and more saké, until he passed out. We continued to play without him, until one by one, the saké took its toll on everyone.
AN- Another chapter! Sorry for the party scene, I needed to write something pleasant, or I'd become a Jashinist, lol. For those who don't know, to play 'I Never', someone says I never...saw a boy naked, for example. If you have, you drink, or put a bead in a bowl or w/e. Anyways, thanks for reading. Please review!