Episode 10: "I Treat my Disabled Daughter Better than my Other Kits"
"Guess who learned how to use Twitter!" Yellowfang announced, hurrying on to the stage and wasting no time beginning the show.
Nightcloud followed her co-host more slowly, rolling her eyes. "Not you!"
Yellowfang cast an annoyed glance at the black she-cat. "Hush, you. I thought it would be a good lead-in."
"It wasn't," Nightcloud meowed. She turned to face the audience. "So here's yet another episode of The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show!"
"We have a special guest on the show today!" Yellowfang meowed, settling down in her chair.
Nightcloud swallowed nervously. "Um...Yellowfang," she began carefully, "Briarlight couldn't make it."
"WHAT?" Yellowfang gasped. "How will we do the show, then?"
"Millie came," Nightcloud replied. "She's going to be our guest."
"Fine, I guess," Yellowfang sighed. "If she's all we have."
A silver tabby padded onto the stage. "That isn't very nice," she meowed.
"I'm sorry," Yellowfang said, not sounding sorry at all.
Nightcloud adjusted herself in her chair. "So, Millie, care to talk about your kits?"
Millie's eyes lit up as she began her speech. "Briarlight is just the best kit in the whole wide world. She's beautiful and funny and sweet and charming and lovable and..."
"Millie," Yellowfang interrupted, "you have three kits."
"Yeah, but who wants to hear about the other two?" Millie asked, shrugging.
A tortoiseshell she-cat ran up onto the stage, lashing her tail furiously. "You did not just say that!"
Nightcloud looked delighted at the prospect of a surprise guest. "Blossomfall, tell us about your relationship with Millie."
"She only cares about Briarlight," Blossomfall wailed. "She doesn't like me or Bumblestripe at all!"
"You selfish kit!" Millie yowled. "Your sister is injured. You should be taking care of her and not complaining all the time! You are self-centered, conceited, self-absorbed..."
"Millie," Yellowfang warned, "there is no baby-bashing on this show. If you can't say anything nice about Blossomfall, we're kicking you off the show."
Millie thought for a long moment. "Um..."
"Mom!" Blossomfall cried.
"I'm sorry," Millie said. "I literally have nothing to say."
Blossomfall suddenly leaped at her mother, tearing into the tabby with outstretched claws. Millie angrily knocked her daughter to the ground, shouting about how perfect Briarlight is and how horrible Blossomfall is, while the hosts watched in horror.
Nightcloud was first to regain her composure. "This, folks, is what happens when a mother puts her disabled kit over her others."
"She's still a better mother than Rainflower," Yellowfang muttered.
"OMG, you're so right," gasped Nightcloud. "Now trending on Twitter: #millieisbetterthanrainflower"
"One episode!" Yellowfang cried with exasperation. "You can't go one episode without a hashtag!"
"Hashtags are fun!" Nightcloud mewed. "#yellowyhatesfun"
"I told you not to call me that!" Yellowfang screeched, throwing herself at Nightcloud and starting a new fight.
Tansy, in awe of the four fighting cats on stage, hurriedly pushed the off button on her camera. Realizing the battles were getting out of hand, she grabbed her phone and called the police for backup. The audience continued to watch until the police arrived and cheered as Millie was led away in pawcuffs.