Mario: SO are we ready for the next contest?

Ezio (ACBro): We should be, that is if older me won't try brekaing my SPINE again!

Ezio (ACRev): So you'd rather die choking on water?

Ezio (ACBro): No.

Ezio (ACRev): Then there you go.

Desmond: Can I choose the contest this time?

Mario: *grunt* Fine.

Desmond: Alright, so this one is a man hunt.

Altiar: *fist punch* YES!

Desmond: Now the three of you need to track Altiar down and bring him back here. Now he has to be ALIVE also, Ezio.

Ezios (ACBro&2): *incoharent grumbles as they sheath their daggers*

Altiar: Why find me?

Desmond: You ARE the most awesome assassin of all time. Out of the water anyways.

Altiar: Yes.

Desmond: Then this should be easy. Oh and you can't kill any Ezios either. Just an FYI.

Altiar: *whiney voice* Whhhy?

Desmond: Cause you can't. Now go hide.

Altiar: *shuffles into the trees*

Desmond: But you can attack them as long as you don't severly hurt them!

Altiar: *eyes light up* Okay! *bolts into the trees*

All Ezios: *exchange worried glances*


Mario: GO!

All Ezios: *run into the treeline*

Ezio (ACRev): *switches on Eagle vision and starts to follow Altiar's trail*

Altiar: *crouching in a lowlying branch above old Ezio*

Ezio (ACRev): *following the trail until he reaches a fork in the gold trail* Cazzo. Sneaky bastardo isn't he?

Altiar: *ready's himself to spring* *jumps and knocks old Ezio off his feet*

Ezio (ACRev): MERDA! *tries to kick Altiar off*

Altiar: *wrestles old Ezio down to the ground and headbutts him, knocking him uncountious*

Ezio (ACRev): *KOed*

Altiar: Got that right old man. *jumps into the trees again*

Ezios (ACBro&2): *run in and find old Ezio kncoked out*

Ezio (AC2): Altiar?

Ezio (ACBro): Altiar. We'd be better off splitting up.

Ezio (AC2): Are you so sure?

Ezio (ACBro): I am, we'll cover more ground that way.

Ezio (AC2): But that's what he did! *points at old Ezio* I don't think that separating is such a good idea!

Altiar: *begins to sneak in for a better shot*

Ezio (ACBro): *turns eagle vision on, sees the three trails Altiar made, and turns eagle vision off* He's tricky. But we'll make more progress on our own. Just scream if you see him.

Ezio (AC2): But_!

Ezio (ACBro): You'll be fine trust me.

Ezio (AC2): But, older me, he's_!

Ezio (ACBro): He's wha_? *is tackled*

Altiar: *hits a nerve and stuns middle aged Ezio*

Ezio (AC2): Cazzo!

Altiar: *leaps on young Ezio and presses him to a nearby tree*

Ezio (AC2): *kicks Altiar in the crotch*

Altiar: ARGGGHHHHHHH! *lets go as he collapses*

Ezio (AC2): Did really older me even think of that? *kicks Altiar behind the ear to knock him out*

Ezio (ACBro): *gets up and pushes young Ezio*

Ezio (AC2): Hey!

Ezio (ACBro): Don't think you've won until every enemy is down. *picks up Altiar over his shoulder and begins to trot toward the camp ground*

Ezio (AC2): *tackles middle aged Ezio and grabs Altiar by the back of the robes before dragging him*

Ezio (ACBro): *lundges for Altiar's ankle and makes young Ezio loose his grip*

Ezio (ACRev): *grunts under his breath as he slowly comes to* *begins to crawl toward the two quarreling Ezios*

Ezio (ACBro): *scrambles up, actidentally kicking old Ezio in the head*

Ezio (ACRev): *KOed again*

Ezio (AC2): *grabs Altiar and makes a dash for it*

Ezio (ACBro): *watches young Ezio vanish in to the trees* *looks down at old Ezio* I could still bring someone back. *slings old Ezio over his shoulder* How much armor do I even wear when I'm fifty? I'm HEAVY! *walks back to the camp ground*

Ezio (AC2): *returns with Altiar*

Mario: So young Ezio gets the point. Where are the others?

Ezio (AC2): Back in the woods. I left when middle aged me kicked older me in the head.

Maria (Ezio's mom): What the...?

Ezio (AC2): I don't know.

Ezio from AC Revelations-1
Ezio from AC Brotherhood-0
Ezio from AC 2-1