A/N: Alright this is not the last chapter for this story as I had originally planned it to be! It's going to be way longer! Well…. Maybe it will have a sequel and this well be the last chapter for this story . I don't know! As you can tell I'm wishy washy! Anyway enough rambling! On with the story!
DISCLAIMER:::: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER! ONLY THE TWISTED PLOT OF THIS STORY!
Hermione and Draco met Ron and Harry in the Leaky Cauldron. Hermione and Draco where sitting in a booth in the front of the pub and Harry and Ron had walked by wondering how Hermione, there best friend, could be related to such an evil git. " Maybe she took after Narcissa?" Ron asked hesitantly, as Harry and he entered the pub. " Maybe." Harry replied. He really didn't want to see Hermione. Sure he loved her but Ron had always had a crush on her, and Mal- Draco knew. He figured he would have to start calling Draco, Draco because know there where two Malfoy siblings. Harry went and found two chairs and pulled them up to the booth where Hermione and Draco sat.
Ron had went to exchange the Chocolate Frog in the bathroom and put the Nosebleed Nougat in the carton, forgetting to put back in the magical Merlin card. Coming out of the bathroom, he made his way over to the bar to get two Butterbeers, and made his way over to the booth and sat down beside Harry.
Draco thought something was wrong when The Boy- Who -Just- Wouldn't -Die didn't look him in the eye. After a few minutes the red headed git took his place beside the nervous looking boy. "Hey, Malfoy," Ron began. "Yes?" Both of the siblings asked. Ron looked at them confused but then remembered the ordeal. "D-dr-draco?" Ron struggled with name for a minute and Hermione turned to giggling while Draco looked furious that the prat had said his name. " What, Weasley?" Draco asked furious. He was no idiot. If he wanted him and Pothead to leave then he had another thing coming. He wasn't going to leave his baby sister there with him, he had, had a puppy dog crush on her since Second Year and he didn't think it had went away.
"Would you do Harry and me a favor and come with a second?" Ron asked, trying to find the right words. Draco looked over to his sister who nodded in approval. He had remembered her warning and right now Hermione didn't think they could do anything to him while they where this nervous. Draco looked back over to the two friends of his sister's and stood up nodding . Ron got up and led Draco out of the small pub, Harry fallowing behind Draco.
BEHIND THE LEAKY CAULDRON
Draco was led out behind the Leaky Cauldron, wondering what the two buffoons wanted with him. Ron stopped abruptly, causing Draco, who wasn't paying attention to run into him. Harry fallowed the lead and crashed into Draco who had already fallen on top of the gangly red head. Harry had fallen onto of Draco which put more pressure on Ron. "GET OFF ME, POTTER!" Draco yelled. Harry scrambled to his feet and Draco hastily go t off Ron. Ron being the one that fell first, had several scrapes and cuts on his hand and knees. Plus the packet that the Nosebleed Nougat was hidden in had been crushed. Ron got up and pulled the packet out of his jacket and gave it to Draco. Draco looked like it like it had been poisoned and opened the little packet and looked inside. "What's wrong with it?" Draco sneered, nose wrinkled in disgust. "Oh, it got crushed when you and Harry fell on top of me." Ron lied. He was a very good liar, for Draco seemed to believe him. "What's it for?" Draco asked, suspicion aroused. " A truce? Please? Hermione needs her friends and brother to be friends, and NOT enemies." Ron asked hopeful his lie wouldn't show. But Draco just nodded and closed the packet back up and stuffed it into his pocket.
INSIDE THE LEAKY CAULDRON
Ron, Draco, and Harry entered the pub and sat down where they where sitting. Harry and Ron dismissed theirselfs to go to the Owl Emporium, and Draco took this as a chance to speak to Hermione. "Hermione, they gave me something," Draco said. Hermione looked at him and gasped. "Oh, no Draco… They gave you something!" Hermione acted. At Draco's glare she said, "What, Draco? Do you really think that they are smart enough to poison you?" Draco shrugged and took out the packet and gave it to Hermione. Hermione took it and opened it. She gasped, for real this time. " Those boys are DEAD!" Hermione roared. "What? What's wrong, Hermione?" Draco asked. "I'm sorry, Draco. It wasn't Harry or Ron who came up with idea but Ron's twin brothers!" Hermione cried. Without even waiting for Draco she stood up and walked out of the pub.
WEASLEY WIZARD WHEEZES
Draco had finally managed to find Hermione at the new joke shop in Diagon Alley. But the way he found her wasn't pleasant. No, not for her, but for the two identical red heads that where being unfortunately being Cursed by her. Both of the boys had sprouted a pigs tail. Almost like Dudley's . After a few more Curses, Hermione stood back to examine her work. George had a pig tail, a pigs snout, purple and green polka dots every where, and this hair was turned a Slytherin green. Fred, like his brother had a pigs tail, snout. He had pink and red polka dots every where, and his hair had been turned a sickly Hufflepuff yellow. Draco had to laugh at the sight. Two legally aged Wizards where beat up by a legally aged Witch that hadn't even finished Hogwarts' yet! "Hermione!" Both of the boys cried out. "What do you want? Another pig's tail, but on the side of you hip?" Hermione asked them. Both boys looked at her in shock. They where only trying to protect her from her evil, git, of a brother. " No! Change our hair back!" Both boys cried at the same time. Hermione smirked. She figured they could care less about the polka dot, pig's body parts. But they had to had their Weasley hair. "To bad boys!" Hermione smirked, "It won't come off for a three weeks!" Hermione grinned a grinned that even at that second, her on brother feared her. "I guess we kind of deserve it." Both heads went down in shame and Hermione looked at them. Before she could change her mind, Draco pulled her by him and Apparated them both to the Manor.
MALFOY MANOR
Hermione went to her room after that, ashamed at herself for losing control. Draco just kept grinning and when his mother asked him where the school supplies was he cursed. They had went all the bloody way to Diagon Alley just to get caught up in a mess and forget all about the bloody supplies. Good thing he always bought extra every year. He just told her that he had enough for Hermione and him and went to the room of which he kept all of the supplies. He looked around the dark painted room and spotted the trunk that held all of the stuff. Grabbing thirty rolls of parchment (15 or him and 15 for Hermione), some quills, and a few new robes, and the old robes Narcissa still had for her days, he left the room.
Draco entered Hermione's room quietly. There was some type of music playing and Draco could just barely make out the chorus, "Take you for a ride on my big green tractor, we can go slow, we can go faster, as long as I'm with you it really don't matter" He could hear Hermione singing softly to the music and deciding to scare her and turned on the lights. Hermione jumped up, wand already out, pointed at him. "Oh, it's you. What do you want Draco?" Hermione asked nervous then calmly. " One, what kind of music is that? Two, here's your school supplies." Draco asked Hermione, bored. "One, it's Muggle music Draco, country. Two, thank you." Hermione replied. Draco gave her a slight smile and hugged her. He knew that she was having regrets on Cursing the Twins but when someone messes with your family it just comes naturally.
After a good fifteen minutes, Draco left to do his packing for the next days trip. Hermione picked up the supplies that Draco had dropped off in her room and looked at the robes. Slytherin. Hermione put them into her trunk with her other robes but did not change the Crest.
A/N: This is not the last chapter of this story!
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE SONG, IT BELONGS TO JASON ALDEAN!