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Chapter 10: Shopping Shackles
Bella POV
Emmett had been shut up in his room. Rosalie wouldn't let him out. Every now and then there was a questionable crash followed by, "Oops. Sorry!" I had no desire to find out what it was.
Ever since Alice practically ratted him out and claimed us as innocent, Rose wasn't very happy with Emmett, to say the least.
"He's such a dumbass!! I can't believe he did that!! Do you know how many people flipped me off on the highway because of that stupid bumper sticker?!" The one thing none of us saw until after the "incident" was the bumper sticker. Unfortunately, that was after Rose had gone out driving. It said, Caution: I set fire to small children. Wanted in four states and the Philippines . Yeah, the bad part? People actually believed it…not to mention she was in Seattle when it was noticed. A place no one knows her and is occupied by lots of stupid people. Not the best combo.
"I know! And he got that stupid dog for one reason…ME!" Jasper said. He was still irked at Emmett for the whole Kiwi thing. I couldn't blame him, poor Kiwi. We all took a moment of silence.
"And me! He made me think my pants died! Not to mention sent the whole gay community after me! I LOVE gay people, you all know that. But seriously! I had to change my number!" Poor Alice. She had been getting calls for a week about guys and girls wanting to be her 'daddy', both gay and straight. The people of Forks seriously need a dose of purity.
"What about me?" I said. Emmett had put me through a lot! "Emmett totally humiliated me! Did you see what happened to my clothes? What was really disturbing was I didn't even notice until I came downstairs." I shuddered. Painful memories. My face went red just thinking about what happened.
Then there was Edward. Poor thing. "Ha! You guys didn't get tricked into…sending…certain messages." He said, his face tilted down, if he could blush, he'd give me a run for my money. "And don't forget his little 'porn poems' he gave me and Bella. That was horrible!" His face looked so embarrassed and pained. I couldn't help but laugh a little. He looked at me, pouting.
"Aww! I'm sorry Edward." I held his head to my chest and started petting his hair. "It's just that, the poems were kinda funny. And there was nothing wrong with those messages!!" He scowled and I laughed again. I leaned down and whispered into his ear so quietly that I couldn't even hear, "I saved them, too."
"You know what this means, don't you?" Alice was practically bouncing with enthusiasm. "PAY BACK!"
Alice POV
Yay!! It's time to get revenge on my dear sweet brother. Not only to I still have my side of the deal, but now it gets to be pure torture! This was going to be good. So good! I can't wait!!
Let's see. What could we do. What could we do…I GOT IT!
"Ok, so listen up. Since we tricked all of us, we'll get him. Each of us gets to pick something. Then as a grand finale, we'll decide on one big thing!" They all nodded their heads in agreement. Then the conspiring began.
I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah.
Them other boys don't know how to act. Yeah.
I think it's special what's behind your back.
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Fortunately, Emmett was a little busy with Justin Timberlake to be paying attention to what was going on downstairs. I saw a vision of him dancing like Michael Jackson to SEXY BACK!!
Dirty babe.
You see these shackles, baby I'm your slave.
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me feel this way.
Eww, I'm scarred!! IT BURNS!!
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Bella POV
Today it was Alice's turn. I guess there wasn't any specific order. Her plan was more of a long term kind of thing. So hers would be best to start with. I was actually quiet scared of what she could come up with. As long as I didn't play any part in it, I'm interested in her plan.
"Ok, this is sooo easy! Well, I made a little deal with Emmett." She was careful not to say why because Rosalie still didn't know about my and Alice's interference…
"Al I have to do is step it up a notch. At first, I was going to be nice about it. But nope! Not anymore. I'm doing this hard core!"
"You made a deal with Emmett?" Rosalie asked.
"Yes." Luckily, Rose didn't ask any more questions.
"Ok, the deal was: I get to pick out his clothes for one week, take him on my next 5 shopping sprees, and I get to decorate his jeep."
"He let you decorate his jeep?" Edward asked suspiciously.
She thought for a moment, "Nope! But too bad. It's happening now!" She started bouncing again.
"Ok, so I'll need to get him clothes for the whole week. I'll take him with me. That's one. Then Bella needs to get her Honeymoon clothes-slash-accessories. That's two." "Alice, I really don't want me going, much less Emmett." Edward leaned over and kissed my neck.
"He won't make himself noticed. Trust me, love." OK! I said to myself. He smiled, I guess my expression gave me away.
"Back to the arrangements. Edward will need some stuff two, that's three.""Alice, my things are fine. I don't need you to go shopping for me.""Don't be silly Edward, you're coming too….Don't look at me that way! Bella will come too." Why do I always get dragged into these things?!"Alice, he's fine. He doesn't need anything! We're both prepared." I tried saving us both, apparently, I only saved Edward.
"Ugh! Fine. But you still need your stuff Bella and you're going with me! Don't try to stop me. That includes you Edward."
"So, two necessary shopping trips covered. I just need to take him on three more and that'll be done. In the meantime, I need to find stuff for his jeep." She looked to Rose.
"Rosie, I'm assuming you'd want to help me with that part."
"Stupid packing peanuts." She mumbled.
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Alice POV
I would have taken Emmett with me to go shopping for decorations, but that would ruin the surprise.
We stopped at some small shop that had everything from cell phone charms to car accessories. Thank you, shopping! I pulled my Porsche into the parking lot. Rose and I got out and started looking for things that would fit perfectly for my design. Half an hour later we finished.
Since Edward could read my mind and see how I wanted things, he helped me set it up. Bella handed us the stuff out of the bags as we went. In ten minutes, we were finished.
"Wait Alice. There's a bottle of spray paint in here that you haven't used." Of course, how could I forget! As I started to reach for it, Edward's hand beat me. He shook the can. I scowled at him and put my hands on my hips. I'm supposed to do that!! This is my plan! It's not as fun watching it get spray painted than it is actually doing it! Then I saw what Edward was going to do. Well, I guess that's ok, I still want to do it though. I pouted. He just laughed. Bella was right, he is a stupid mind reading vampire. He looked at me questioningly.
Edward POV (warning a little OOC)
Today was the first day of Alice's little plan. She was taking Emmett on his first shopping trip for his clothes for the week. I had to admit that was definitely torture. Shopping. And with Alice! I shuddered.
Bella was sitting on my lap as we watched t.v. next to Rosalie and Jasper.
Edward, can you come haul Emmett out of his bedroom? He's not listening to me and I can't get him to come down.
I sighed and lifted Bella off of me and set her back down where I had been sitting.
"Where are you going?" She asked.
"Alice needs help with Emmett." I kissed her quickly and headed upstairs to Emmett and Rosalie's room.
I hear you Edward. You'll never get me out of here! I'd love to see you try!
Why does everyone have to be so difficult? I wrenched open his door and saw him huddled in a corner.
"Seriously?" Ok, shopping was horrid. Shopping with Alice was scary, but couldn't he just do this with a little dignity?
"I don't see you going with her, Edward!" He spat.
"I didn't make the deal with her! Come on, do this with a bit of dignity." He huffed. Ok, so I'm going to have to use force. I walked over to him. I got him to the doorway without any help, but getting him downstairs was a different story. I called for Jasper. Together we managed to get him to the stairs. All the way complaining. We finally got him shoved out the front door and now we just had to get him in the car. Alice was going to drive his newly designed jeep.
"Come on! Us brothers have to stick together! If you do this I'll…I'll….I'll cry! I'll cry if you make me do this!""Emmett, you bone head, you can't cry." I said.
"Crap, you're right. I'll--no I can't do that either." Alice pulled up in front of us and opened the passenger door. When Emmett saw his car, he was shocked.
"You…you killed it. What did you do, Alice?!"
"I redecorated. Oh, and we're taking this car everywhere! Obviously." She said casually.
"Damn it! Does this world have no mercy?!" We strapped him the car, not that seat belts could hold him in there, but he finally shut up and started sulking. Jasper and I laughed at our brother's misery.
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The two arrived back at the house at 7:00. They had been gone for seven hours. Emmett walked in carrying at least 10 bags. All from a different store. They were very large bags too!
"Alice, that's a bit much for a week don't you think?" I asked.
Shut up Edward or I'll take you too!
"Bella wouldn't let you." I mumbled. Bella didn't hear me, but Alice did. She stuck out her tongue and went with Emmett to put the bags away. He was still pouting.
The four of us were just sitting in the living room again. Jasper reading this time. Rosalie was doing her nails again. Bella was just sitting on my lap like always. It's become a habit for both of us.
"So Alice's is in progress and 1/3 of it is done. Who's next?" Bella asked. I peeked into Alice's mind. She was kind of the leader of this whole thing.
Ok, so this shirt and those (Emmett stop squirming around!!) shoes. Ew, that doesn't match those pants. Ooh, but that blue totally matches with the…
I tuned her out immediately. I actually felt a little guilt for Emmett. Well, I'm over it now.
"I'm not sure. Alice is a little occupied right now." I tried to think of a plan to get Emmett back for his dirty tricks he played on me. Twice. He got me twice.
First the 'porn poems.' How would I get him back for that? I can't believe he wrote those. They were humiliating. Though I did kind of get a kick out their creativity. I even imagined Bella and me while I read them a second time. Of course, I spent an hour scolding myself for such inappropriate thoughts. Eventually they progressed towards something that wasn't a poem and well…yeah. Suddenly, I started dwelling on that memory, the thoughts that had been in my head were replaying themselves. I started day dreaming…
WHOA!! That's new! Damn!
Crap! You are such a pervert, Edward Cullen!! You were raised better than that, a proper gentleman you are. Not some filthy perv who thinks about something as pure as Bella in such an obscene way! What would your mother say?!
I couldn't think about what my mom would say to such things. She'd be very disappointed…and shocked. Just as I was starting to clear up, I realized Bella was on my lap still. That's definitely a habit we need to break. Ever since that day in the meadow when I told her I was ready, we've gotten physically closer. Like there was more cuddling when she slept, she sits on my lap, there's never any space between us. Oh dear! Bad thoughts. Bad thoughts!! Leave!! I love Bella. She's innocent and wonderful. Innocent. Think innocent. Take a deep breath. Whew. Ok. You're good. Once again Cullen, you've proved yourself worse than that mutt.
"Edward, are you ok?"
"Yes, love. I'm fine." I lied. "Let's go upstairs and listen to music or something." That should help.
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During the time we were in my room, a few screams came from Emmett's room. Some of them were Alice's, some were Emmett's. Rosalie was having a blast listening down stairs. Alice screamed for the outfits. Emmett just screamed in terror. It was all so amusing.
"Hey Edward. You haven't told me your 'revenge plan' yet." Bella looked up from the book she was reading and was staring at me. We were just sitting on my couch. She was leaning into me as I sat in the corner of the armrest and back.
"Well. I haven't really thought of anything."
"Me neither. Maybe we could help each other!" It was so cute the way she got excited over helping each other get back at my brother. I smiled. She jumped into my lap and the smile was gone.
"Uh, sure." This needed fixing. But I couldn't tell her to get off of me. It would come out wrong and she'd think I was rejecting her. If only she knew. If only…
"Ok, so maybe I should cut up his clothes and write--no Alice would kill me. Oh, I got an idea for you! Why don't you find some really gross animal blood. Eww! It's all gross if you ask me. Any who, tell him you found a grizzly and put the blood near the bear so it doesn't smell like anything else! Oh wait. That's stupid isn't it." She sighed and kept thinking.
"No. It's not stupid. In fact, it's pretty clever for a human." Her face lit up when I called her clever. She started bouncing up and down. Dear god, what is she trying to do to me?!
"So you think it'll work?" She asked, still bouncing. I closed my eyes and tried clearing away the thoughts.
"Uh. Y-yeah. I s-s-suppose it would." I knew it wouldn't. The smells didn't work like that. I could mix it with something. Emmett would be too…oh god, she's bouncing faster and clapping her hands!! This is bad! CULLEN, CONTROL YOURSELF!! You are such a disgrace! What would your mother say? What would your mother say? What would your mother say? It's not working! I quickly stood up and caught Bella before she fell.
She looked at me with confusion written all over her face. I was speechless. How was I going to explain that one? I started to open my mouth when there was a piercing scream. We ran out of the room to the scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THAT BELT GOES WITH THE OTHER OUTFIT!! EMMETT YOU FREAK!"
Saved! I never though I'd be thankful for Alice's fashion sense.
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