A/N: I haven't updated this series in a while since I've been working on my other story, so I figured it was about due… (I don't own Negima, but I wish I owned Chachamaru.)
A Day Indoors X
Chachamaru stood by solemnly as the two sat down to a sumptuous dinner. She normally didn't show much emotion, but this time she couldn't help but feel that the constriction in her chest cavity was due to worry.
"Asuna is going to kill you for this little date if she ever finds out." Evangeline said coyly.
"The key word my dear in that sentence is 'if'." Negi-sensei replied happily as he sipped at the glass of wine.
Chachamaru didn't like this at all. She had been cleaning the house, minding her own business, when her master had walked up arm in arm with Negi and had ordered her to prepare a wonderful dinner in the resort for the two of them. They had come in here with her and were now sitting across from each other grinning carnally.
"So what would you like to do first? Take a bath together?" Evangeline said staring into Negi's eyes and giving a faint giggle.
"That sounds like a wonderful idea, but I think I'd rather just go straight to the bedroom with you." Negi replied grinning back at her with a hungry leer.
"How much time do you think we have? Surely we have time for a leisurely bath together; and maybe a little more?" Eva asked looking toward the bathing pool.
"We've got all day in here, and I plan on using every minute." Negi said eyeing the vampire and not even trying to hide the lust in his eyes.
Chachamaru tried to get a grip on her malfunctioning systems as she stood by watching them. What was occurring to her would probably depend on whose definitions you tended to favor. If you were to ask Hakase, she would say that the robot was in dire need of a tune up as she appeared to be overheating to the point that the reticular positioning motor located in her face had begun to seize and that her exterior pigmentation layer was discoloring from the heat. If you were anyone else you'd say that she was turning red and her eye was twitching. Both cases would probably notice the steam rolling out of her ears and know that something bad was about to happen.
"More wine master?" Chachamaru said thrusting the bottle forcefully between her master and Negi-sensei. She was always quick to serve after all.
"Not right now, Chachamaru." Evangeline said waving off the robot.
Chachamaru retreated back a few steps and watched helplessly as Eva's foot slipped out of its shoe and her dainty foot slowly traced a path up Negi's leg. From Negi's prior encounters with Evangeline's advances, Chachamaru expected him to grow uncomfortable and to quickly make an excuse to run away. This time however, he didn't move and looked like he was enjoying it. He even seemed to be growling lustily. Chachamaru began to panic as she watched Eva's foot disappear up under the table cloth and into Negi's lap.
Negi grinned even wider as he looked longingly at his hostess.
"Master, it is time for evening training." Chachamaru reported dutifully.
"We won't be training today." Evangeline said offhandedly. "At least, I won't be showing you anything that has to do with combat."
"Oh, I don't know, I like it a little rough." Negi said with a fake snarl.
Chachamaru attempted to reconcile Negi's words and actions with the extensive file she kept on him. Nowhere could she find any sort of reference that he'd ever said anything similar to this before and from previous samples she simply could not extrapolate a reasonable situation for him to logically require that statement. Most people would simply say she couldn't believe what she was hearing.
Chachamaru watched desperately as the two got up from the table. Eva had slipped out of her shoes and was pulling Negi's tie from around his neck as the two started making a bee-line for the bedroom Eva kept in the resort. Chachamaru followed after them desperately thinking of something to try to derail where this was headed.
"Master, you have an e-mail from the headmaster." Chachamaru reported.
"Not interested." Eva replied, not taking her eyes off Negi.
"You also need to mix some more catalysts." Chachamaru ventured.
"Later." Eva replied.
"Your library needs to be reorganized." Chachamaru tried desperately.
"Then I suggest you get started." Eva said turning to her in exasperation. "We're going to get changed Chachamaru. We do NOT want to be disturbed. Under no circumstances are you to open this door and disturb us, do you understand?"
"Yes master." Chachamaru said in defeat as the two of them entered the room and shut the door. Chachamaru turned to go reorganize the library, but then turned back toward the door. Suggestions weren't the same as commands, so she would need clarification. She stopped at the door, remembering Eva's command not to disturb them. She stood there for a moment and couldn't think of anything else to do, so she just stood there.
Finally after what seemed like an eternity, but was in reality only a few moments, the door opened and Negi and Eva came out wearing towels. Chachamaru tried desperately to keep from overheating while looking at the two.
"You're still here?" Eva asked in annoyance. "Don't you have something else to do?"
"No master, you gave me a suggestion, not a command." Chachamaru replied emotionlessly.
"Oh, very well, we're going to go have a bath together. Find something to do." Eva commanded.
Chachamaru nodded and tore out as quickly as she could. She made it to the bathing area in record time. According to her calculations, it was long over due for a good cleansing.
By the time Negi and Eva arrived, Chachamaru was busy scrubbing the bottom of the pool.
"Chachamaru, what are you doing?" Eva demanded.
"Master told me to find something to do. According to my calculations, the bathing pool was overdue for cleaning." Chachamaru replied.
Eva looked ready to argue, but Negi grabbed her arm. "Don't worry, about it. There's a wonderful beach down there, let's go down and do some skinny dipping."
"Now that's an idea!" Eva said happily. She then turned to Chachamaru. "You stay here and finish cleaning the pool. We might need that bath, later."
"Yes master." Chachamaru said sadly. As the two of them headed for the stairs, Chachamaru began to clean. Likewise, she finished cleaning in record time. She then darted over to the edge of the landing to look down at the ocean where her master and Negi had just reached the shore.
The two of them dropped their towels and Chachamaru's binocular vision inadvertently kicked in causing her optical receivers to extend. Most other people would have said her eyes nearly popped out of her head. It wasn't until she realized she was looking at sky that she knew something had happened.
Apparently, in order to protect critical systems from overheating her onboard computer had initiated a temporary, but instantaneous shut down. Most other people would have described it as fainting.
Chachamaru sat up in alarm and checked her internal chronometer. Only five minutes had passed. She looked over the edge again. Negi and Eva were splashing around nude in the water and Negi had just grabbed Eva up and was kissing her passionately.
Chachamaru's jets kicked on and the robot thundered down to the beach where she landed loudly. Eva and Negi looked up from their 'diversions' to gaze at the robot balefully.
"What is it now?" Eva demanded.
"I have completed cleaning the pool master, and I was returning for additional instructions." Chachamaru stated.
Eva got out and wrapped a towel around her waist, leaving her breasts exposed to Negi's wandering eyes. He himself also stood and wrapped a towel around himself.
"Good. Go make up my bed and make sure the sheets are turned down." Eva ordered.
"Yes master, shall I prepare a bed for Negi-sensei too?" Chachamaru asked hopefully.
"What do you think I just told you to do?" Eva said grinning at the boy.
Something within Chachamaru groaned as the robot set off to complete her next task. She went back to the bedroom where she made the bed with fresh sheets, and turned them down. She looked over at the pile of clothes in the room where Eva and Negi had apparently stripped each other.
Chachamaru stepped out of the bedroom to meet the two as they came up from the beach. She stood aside as they walked into the room and Eva nonchalantly discarded her towel again in front of Negi.
"Chachamaru, that will be all for now. Now leave and do not bother us again until it is time to leave the resort." Eva commanded.
Chachamaru nodded and stepped out of the room shutting the door behind her. Technically she was free now to go anywhere she wanted, but something kept her rooted to the spot right outside the door. Every moment there was agony for her systems as they tried to keep her system from going into a full meltdown, but still she remained.
Several minutes passed before Chachamaru heard Eva scream from inside the room. Her hand shot to the door and froze. Master had ordered her not to disturb them, however, if master were in danger that would supersede all other commands, wouldn't it?
Chachamaru stood there as her programming groaned from the trillions of calculations it had to perform to determine whether the proper course of action was to open the door or to remain outside. Possible scenarios flashed through Chachamaru's mind. Oddly, the ones in which Eva was indeed getting dismembered inside the room made her feel better.
Chachamaru went over her program one last time. She was not to disturb them. She hadn't been specifically ordered not to open the door. So theoretically, as long as she didn't disturb them, she could make sure master was alright.
Hoping against all hope that her master were in some sort of distress, Chachamaru slowly opened the door to peek in. Inside dear reader, she saw things that cannot be mentioned in a 'T' rated story. Needless to say, Chachamaru was quite certain she could feel her chest mounted circulation pump breaking.
Chachamaru slowly shut the door and crept away from the room. After she was certain the two of them were asleep she went back to the room. Since she wouldn't be disturbing them, she picked up their clothes and went to the master's laundry.
Chachamaru began to loose reticular cleaning fluid at an alarming rate as she washed and dried Negi-sensei's clothes. She was malfunctioning so badly that she accidentally mangled her master's dress while trying to wring water out of it after the wash. She then thought better of having the master run around naked with Negi-sensei in the resort and found her some more clothing.
Chachamaru then returned to the bedroom and laid the clean clothes out for her master and Negi-sensei. She looked over at the bed where the two were curled up together quite contentedly; and quite nakedly beneath the master's favorite black silk sheets.
Chachamaru quickly left the room to keep from disturbing the master as she felt her reticular cleaning fluid beginning to leak again. She spent the rest of the night sitting on the ledge overlooking the sea. Her reticular cleaning fluid tanks had run completely dry by that point.
When her internal alarm went off, she quietly got up from the ledge and went back to the master's bedroom where the two were still asleep. She quietly knocked at the door until she heard Eva's sleepy voice. "What is it Chachamaru?"
"Master, you told me not to bother you until it was time to leave the resort." Chachamaru said blankly.
She had spent all night debating on whether or not to delete her extensive archive on Negi-sensei. Somehow she just couldn't bring herself to do it even now.
"Oh, alright, we're coming." Eva said testily from behind the door.
"Again?" Negi said sleepily from the bed.
Chachamaru turned and went to the platform to await her master and her new lover. Chachamaru watched the two as they came out of the resort and walked arm in arm toward the platform. They really did make a cute couple, even though it hurt Chachamaru to admit it.
The two of them joined her on the platform and in an instant they found themselves back at Mahora academy in the house she shared with her master.
"CHAMO!" Someone screamed as soon as they arrived.
Chachamaru looked over to find Negi-sensei's familiar, the ermine, glaring at the two young lovers as they suddenly latched onto each other in alarm.
"What is the meaning of you using a mind transferal spell on me?" The little ermine demanded.
"You, what about ME?!" Chachazero said from a corner where she was propped up. "I haven't been able to move for the past hour!"
"You mean you're awake?" Negi said in alarm. "I didn't expect you to… I mean, I have no idea how this happened!"
"Oh, and I assume that you have no idea how the sleeping potion got into the tea that you gave me earlier?" The ermine asked hotly.
Negi looked extremely uncomfortable. "Look big brother, it was all in fun. I didn't mean any harm. You were supposed to be out for an hour, and Chachazero and I could have dinner together."
"Yes, but as soon as you took our bodies into the resort the time warping effect caused us to awaken. We've been out here for the past hour waiting for our bodies to come back!" The ermine retorted.
"You are not the master?" Chachamaru asked the body of Evangeline. Suddenly something audibly went 'click' inside her computer core.
"No, that's Chachazero in my body!" Eva said angrily. "And when I get my body back I'm going to make you wish…"
"You are NOT the master!" Chachamaru said more forcefully this time stepping toward Evangeline's body.
"Now, now, Chachamaru." Chachazero said from Evangeline's body. "This is still the master's body."
"The master's body is indestructible." Chachamaru said seriously. "And you're about to be surprised what she can live through." Everyone in the room stopped as they heard the faint whine of Chachamaru's eye laser powering up.
Evangeline relaxed in her rather clean bath. Chachazero was sitting on the side of the pool awaiting her verdict, and she'd given her traumatized robotic maid the rest of the night off. She glared at the little doll as she looked over her body for any residual cuts or bruises.
She was surprised once again at her healing ability; given the fact that they had been forced to shut Chachamaru down in order to get her to stop doing her level best to cram Eva's body through a two inch steel drain pipe. Evangeline was awfully glad that she didn't have to feel that one.
"So from what Chachamaru tells me, you and Chamo drugged me and Negi, at which point you took control of our bodies, and came back here where you had wild passionate sex all night long, is that correct?" Eva said glaring at her doll.
"Yes master, I'm sorry." Chachazero said miserably. "Chamo and I don't exactly have compatible anatomies. Are you going to destroy me now?"
"No, I'm not going to destroy you." Eva said reaching for her wine glass and taking a sip. "I'm going to sit here while you describe every last detail."
A/N: Sorry about leaving out the really juicy parts, these stories tend to get a little too far out of hand as it is with out writing something like that, so just use your imaginations people…