A/N: Here it is! A updated a bit late, sorry but here nonetheless.
A more-or-less Valentine's Day themed chapter.
*Mungojerrie had been driving the van until something had run across the wet road and caused the whole van to slide off the road and crash into a brick wall*
Blaze: Argh! *bashes head into the floor*
Etcetera: Owie! *shoulder bashes into side of car*
Munkustrap: Burgplhe (Translation: Ah *#&)
Coricopat: Munkustrap, get your mouth off of my tail!
Mungojerrie: *knocked unconscious*
Munkustrap: *moves tail* Okay, everyone. File out in an orderly manner.
Everyone: *rushing and pushing and screaming*
Munkustrap: I SAID ORDERLY!
Everyone: *stops*
Munkustrap: Kittens first, *they go out* Now everyone else. *Gets hit in the head by Tugger's tail*
Tugger: *smirks* Sorry, Munk.
Munukustrap: Um… *standing awkwardly* Mungojerrie?
Mungojerrie: …
Munkustrap: Hey… Jerrie?
Mungojerrie: …
Munkustrap: oh, whatever. *walks out*
Mungojerrie: *regains consciousness* Er… ouch! *rubs head and gets out*
*The Jellicles (which happen to be present) are all standing in some kind of circle, which happens to have five corners and a slight point*
Mungojerrie: Sorry, somthin' come runnin' cross the road.
Coricopat: It's understandable, it was bound to happen at one time or another.
Munkustrap: So… what happens now? We have no transport, no food and no water.
Growltiger: I know what I'm gonna have. *smiles evilly then kisses Griddlebone*
Quaxo: *weird look* Please explain?
Griddlebone: It happens to be St. Valentine's Day.
Tugger/Alonzo/Munkustrap/Quaxo: Really?
Gilbert: *looking very unimpressed*
Jemima: Lonzie?
Alonzo: Yes, sweetie?
Jemima: What is Valytine Day?
Alonzo: *laughs* Valentine's Day is a special day. Just like the Jellicle 'Love Day', it means the same thing but everyone celebrates Valentine's Day. Just like I will with you. *winks*
Jemima: *giggles* Okay.
Blaze: Well, we are well and truly stuffed.
Etcetera: NOO! NOT THE TEDDY-BEAR FACTORY AGAIN! *cries*
Pouncival: It's okay, there are no big, nasty people in silly clothes here. *pats her on the shoulder*
Tugger: This is going to be the first time that I haven't spent it with Bomba.
Everyone (who can grasp the meaning): WHAT?
Etcetera: *looks up in the air* Hey! Look, it's a letter!
Pouncival: *jumps up to grab it but misses, falling flat on his behind*
Electra/Admetus: *Run after it but trip on each other's paws*
Blaze: Walks over then tries to grab it but it lands into the paws of…*
Munkustrap: Well… okay?
Blaze: You're supposed to read it, Sherlock.
Munkustrap: *gives a strange look*
Blaze: Never mind.
Munkustrap: Erm… well this doesn't have a name from the writer. Do I still read it?
Blaze: Yeah, go ahead.
Munkustrap: *standing awkwardly* Well, I guess I'll start reading. *reads*
"Dear Munkustrap: I am so sorry you are so terribly abused by Misto and Tugger. You're my absolute favourite and I would be driven to drink too if I was stuck in a smelly van with a cat as pretentious as Tugger!
Anyway, my question isn't really related to you.
Misto: If Victoria's your sister, what was that little feeling up at the beginning of the Jellicle Ball? If that was my brother, I'd be thoroughly creeped out. I agree that Plato's scary, and Victoria and you should be an amazing couple. You sure she's your sister?
P.S. Munk, you're gorgeous!"
Munkustrap: *not sure how to respond*
Tugger: Looks like Munk's finally got a fan.
Munkustrap: *suddenly knows how to react*
Tugger: *receives a punch to the cheek*
Munkustrap: Okay, I'm done.
Quaxo: Hey, Munk?
Munkustrap: Yes?
Quaxo: Isn't it obvious that this writer likes you? Like a lot.
Munkustrap: I guess but Demeter's my mate and I love her.
Tugger: *imitation of a game show duh-dow sound* Wrong answer!
Munkustrap: Excuse me? Is it alright for a tom to be actually faithful to his mate?
Tugger: Not if Dem's not faithful to you.
Munkustrap: Come again?
Macavity: *rests hand on shoulder* I can explain. *really evil smirk*
Munkustrap: Argh-what-the-you-you-Dem? *faints*
Macavity: I've done one of my jobs. Now to 'check' your sister, psychic one.
Coricopat: He's really starting to piss me off thoroughly.
Kittens/Blaze: *shocked look*
Tugger: *in a Jennyanydots mock tone* Coricopat, wash your mouth out now. No Jellicle should use such language. *bursts into laughter with Quaxo and Alonzo*
Blaze: Well then… Quaxo. Please answer your question.
Quaxo: Okay then. I am Vicky's sister.
Tugger: *shuffles uneasily*
Blaze: *coughs*
Victoria: *weird glace*
Coricopat: Quaxo, are you a queen?
Quaxo: What? Of course not. Why?
Coricopat: Just because of the simple fact that you just labelled yourself as Victoria's sister.
Quaxo: WHAT? I meant brother! BROTHER! B-R-O-F-
Blaze: You can't spell, Quax.
Alonzo: *hugs Jemima* Spelling isn't a Jellicle's best quality. Isn't it, Jem.
Jemima: *giggles again*
Alonzo: *Goes to kiss her until*
Munkustrap: Another letter?
Etcetera: My turn! *grabs it* Yay! *starts reading* This is from LadyTeazer.
Tugger: *shudders*
"Hm, liking how you shuddered when you read my name, Tuggsie. I'm happy to know I scare you. Unfortunately, I'm not picking on you this time.
Alonzo is my victim.
Alonzo: WHO ARE *BEEEEEPPPP* ARE YOU WITH? Cuz I don't support you and Jemima AT ALL! THAT IS THE WORST COUPLE EVER! GO TO CASSANDRA! I DON'T GIVE A *BEEEEEPPPP* WHO SHE'S WITH! STEAL HER NAO!
Also, just a little thing for Mungojerrie: I don't care that your just friends with Rumpleteazer. I still write romance fics for you two ;P (You two are my fav couple in the world, actually.)
P.S. Alonzo, even though I think you are amazingly hawt, I will not hesitate to maul you if you don't meet the requirements of the earlier demands.
~Luv, LadyTeazer."
Alonzo: Heh, she thinks I am amazingly hot. *smirks*
Coricopat: I honestly do not think that was the idea she was trying to drill into your head, Alonzo.
Tugger: I really don't like her…
Alonzo: I'm sure if I can meet those requirements of yours. I'm spending the day with my precious Jem here.
Jemima: *buries head into Alonzo's fur*
Mungojerrie: I'm not wit' Teazah. Why'd ya write 'bout us?
Blaze: Well…
Tumblebrutus: You do as well, don't you?
Blaze: Erm… I did. In the past. For a friend of mine.
Mungojerrie: Really? What did ya call it?
Blaze: I think it was titled Calico Hearts.
Electra: That's a nice name.
Munkustrap: Well, I guess since it's Valentine's Day. Everyone can be with their partners.
Etcetera/Pouncival: Yay! *both run off*
Plato: Come on, Vicky.
Victoria: Coming. *walks off*
Electra: *standing awkwardly between Admetus and Tumblebrutus*
Electra: Well…
Admetus: Wanna go play a game? *looking slightly nervous*
Electra: *blushing* Okay then. *they run off*
Quaxo: *hugs Tugger*
Tugger: Hey! What's that for?
Quaxo: *stops suddenly* What's a hug between family?
Tugger: Erm… *hugs back gently then goes to hug Munkustrap*
Tugger: Hahaha! *squeezing the air out of Munkustrap's lungs*
Munkustrap: GET OFF ME!
Blaze: *rolls eyes* Whatever… *walks off*
Jemima: *kisses Alonzo*
*Some hours pass until the sun sinks below the earth*
(A/N: Next few scenes are from a separate area from the van. Just saying that they are random fluffy kitten love scenes.)
*Electra's P.O.V*
Electra: Well… this grass is kinda nice to sit on.
Admetus: Yeah, soft.
Electra: Well I was wondering if…
Admetus: *leans in closer* Yeah?
Electra: I was wondering if that… *slips on a patch of soft, damp grass and ends up kissing Admetus*
*Etcetera's P.O.V*
Pouncival: Today was fun. After the van accident of course. *smiles*
Etcetera: That flower you found was really pretty. Thanks. *smiles back*
Pouncival: *looking uneasy* It kinda reminded me of you, a really pretty, erm… smelly thing. Nice smelling of course!
Etcetera: *giggles* Okay. *hugs Pouncival*
Pouncival: You're fur is so soft and fluffy.
Etcetera: *kisses Pouncival* I think I like you more than Tugger now.
Pouncival: I like you more than Bomba too. *lies down*
Etcetera: *lies down next to him*
*Victoria's P.O.V*
Plato: *trying to catch breath* Maybe we should stop dancing for a few moments.
Victoria: Okay. *both sit in awkward silence, looking around*
Plato: The stars are bright tonight.
Victoria: And so is the moon.
Plato: But you know one thing? You are the brightest star of them all.
Victoria: Thank you, Plato. *kisses him*
Plato: *kisses back* There is no problem with telling the truth.
Victoria: *rests her head on Plato's shoulder* I love you.
Plato: And I love you too.
*Tumblebrutus' P.O.V*
Tumblebrutus: *wiping a tear* At least she's happy.
Tumblebrutus: *lies down* Gosh, I can't even look into the sky without thinking of her.
Jemima: *runs past*
Tumblebrutus: Jem, why aren't you with Alonzo?
Jemima: *stops then cries* He left me alone.
Tumblebrutus: What happened? *sitting up*
Jemima: He said he left to do something and I found him kissing Exotica. *cries*
Tumblebrutus: *lifts up her head* Don't worry about him. He's just a Pollicle, that's all. You are too good for him.
Jemima: *turns away* No, I'm not.
Tumblebrutus: *turns her face to him and wipes a tear off her cheek* Yes, you are. Much too pretty and talented for a tom like him. You're even too good for Tugger, Jem.
Jemima: *hugs Tumble* You're a really good friend.
Tumblebrutus: *Sighs* Yes, a good friend. I'll be anything you want, even just a friend.
Jemima: *smiles* I mean a good friend. *looks down at grass innocently* Like a tomfriend.
Tumblebrutus: *smiles* Okay, and you are the most prettiest queenfriend any tom could have.
*George's P.O.V*
George: Well… what do we do?
Munkustrap: I'm not sure.
Gilbert: Can't kill Growltiger, because I cannot find him anywhere.
Coricopat: I suppose that we were destined to be alone this evening. Though the kittens are excited to be with one another.
George: Except Tumble. He seemed upset.
Coricopat: I am sure that he isn't at this moment. Simply an idea I have in mind.
Munkustrap: You're psychic, Cori.
Coricopat: If I were truly psychic, I would be able to locate my sister.
Munkustrap: I'm sure Tantomile is alright, she is a strong queen.
Coricopat: I know she is. I'm just afraid that she'll change after this whole incident is over.
Munkustrap: I guess it kinda is Blaze's fault.
George: I don't think she intended on this happening though.
Munkustrap: Yeah. Where do you think my brother is?
Gilbert: Which? The tight-wearing, sparkling ginger one or the Maine Coon who claims not to have any sexual attraction towards his second cousin?
Munkustrap: Erm… the Maine Coon.
Gilbert: He went off with the smaller black and white tom.
Munkustrap: *getting worried* Which one?
George: Quaxo.
Coricopat: The air is developing a slight chill.
Blaze: *walks over* Hey.
Munkustrap: Hello, you can sit if you'd like. We're not going to bite you.
Blaze: Okay then, and if you do, I'll just bite you back. *sits*
Gilbert: *sighs* How can it take so long to kill a cat?
Coricopat: It depends on the particular cat you are trying to assassinate. Different cats have different strengths and weaknesses.
Blaze: Is this what you've been talking about all night?
George: Nah. Just what he's been talking about.
Blaze: Alright then. *two letters fall in lap* Great, nearly everyone's gone and we have more.
Munkustrap: I guess we could answer some of them.
Blaze: Okay. *opens letter* Hey, this one's from JellicleJuggalo. *reads*
"He~ey! I'm back!
Question for the general Jellicles: Is it just me, or can Lonzie be more Tuggerish than Tugger sometimes? You know, boastful, flirty, masculine, confident, self-obsessed… Though now that I think about Tugger a bit, they're about equal in Tuggerishness. I'm not even sure if I'm asking a question any more.
And George, you deserve to be loved.:) Cheers for the little guy!"
George: Everyone likes me! It's never happened before. *smiles*
Munkustrap: As Alonzo's cousin, yes. He can be though usually, he is more… subtle than my brother is. Recently he's been worse. Maybe this ordeal has finally matured Tugger at least a little.
Coricopat: I just find the Rum Tum Tugger insufferable. That is all I can input to this discussion.
Blaze: Hey, George. Did you want to read the next one?
George: Sure. *grabs letter* This one says it's from Angel Loves Coricopat.
Blaze: …
George: I'm gonna read now. *reads*
"Hiya, I love your interviews so far and I hope that you succeed in your journey to find Coricopat's sister. I also have a Blaze: Dear Blaze, since you show you don't have feelings or Coricopat, can I have him 'cause you seem to have no feelings for him?
For Etcy: You are soooooo cool.
For Munku: I think you're soooo cool. Have you ever got high on catnip on purpose?"
Munkustrap: Catnip?
Blaze: You don't want it and you don't need it. Full stop.
George: Okay, I'll try to remember to tell Etcetera that.
Blaze: *facepaw* Whatever.
Mungojerrie: *runs into the group, trying to catch breath*
Munkustrap: *standing up* What's wrong?
Mungojerrie: Nothin', just want to say hi. Hi.
Munkustrap: … *sits back down*
Mungojerrie: What's the question?
Gilbert: It is whether or not Blaze will allow the writer to have Coricopat as their own.
Mungojerrie: Oooh! Dramatic stuff.
Blaze: Whatever, I don't care. *walks off*
Mungojerrie: Sorry! Didn't mean ta upset ya.
Gilbert: Don't need love. Just hinders your performance if you want to be powerful, in my opinion.
Coricopat: yet your life goal is to assassinate an old, battered pirate cat whom has both an eye and an ear missing.
Gilbert: He killed part of my family!
Coricopat: And why do you think you are avenging their death?
Mungojerrie: *puts paw up* I know!
Coricopat: Yes, Mungojerrie?
Mungojerrie: It's 'cause he loved 'em. So he's gonna kill the one who went killin' 'em.
Munkustrap: *turns around* Erm… hey.
George/Mungojerrie: Yeah?
Munkustrap: Should we go talk to Blaze?
George: Would she want us to?
Munkustrap: Not too sure. She has a habit of changing her mood quite quickly.
Coricopat: It happens to be called the teenage years, Munkustrap. You were in that particular emotionally unstable period of your life once, remember?
Munkustrap: Whatever… I'm going over there. If anyone wants to join me, they're welcome to come.
Mungojerrie: Okay then. See ya. *pulls out a pack of old, ripped playing cards*
Munkustrap: Come on!
Mungojerrie: Okay then. *turns to the group* And if any of ya be thinkin' of touchin' my cards, I'll know. *turns back to Munk* Let's go.
A/N: Okay, I've written my ten pages on word. So I guess I'll have to sleep now. Ended on a cliffhanger, sorry. Didn't mean to do that. Oh and btw, I don't hate questioners. I just hate Tugger's reactions to them! XD
Just realised something… it's my tenth chapter of this story! Yay! *balloons and confetti fall through the ceiling* Free virtual hugs for all!