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A/N: heh heh, Why have I not updated like I said I would? Cause a certain someone got me hooked on GaiaOnline. If you're on there look me up, my name's ChaosSilk.

Worship Fire-Chan... or at least go read her fics...

Warnings: Go read the first chapter. Or the last chapter.

Rufus sighed, pulling Reno along as they ran away from a sword-wielding Lloyd who in turn was being chased by Dart who was leading a whole line of people. They were in this order: Cloud, Sephiroth, Tseng, Rude, Elena, Phil, Hercules and Hades.

Rufus and Reno were running for their lives, well Rufus was, Reno was having the time of his. He was only running because Rufus was pulling the chain so damn hard. Lloyd was trying to kill them for some imagined slight. Dart was trying to stop Lloyd from getting his ass handed to him by the maniacally laughing redhead. Cloud was going to kick Reno upside the head for causing problems. Sephiroth was chasing Cloud because he was bored. Tseng had finally found the handcuff keys. Rude was following Tseng. Elena joined in for the sake of chasing boys. Phil wanted to stop it all before it caused a scene... and a huge mess. Hercules thought it was a training exercise and Hades was trying to quietly off the Hero.

Now just before Zeus could join the fray (to chase Hades who was trying to kill his son) Rufus tripped and sent both himself and Reno flying into a wall which started a chain reaction. Lloyd was caught by Dart who dragged him back to their children silently, glaring at him with that look he has that meant Lloyd was in big trouble. Cloud got to kick Reno in the head, but that was before Sephiroth threw him over his shoulder and carried him off. Tseng unlocked the handcuffs, making Rufus do the dance of joy while Reno looked around dazed. Rude stood and watched while Elena chased Hercules, who was still running Phil was relieved that there wasn't any damage other than the huge dent in the wall where Reno's head hit. Hades disappeared because Zeus was glowering at him.

All in all it was a good run, Reno got what he deserved and Rufus was freed from his insanity.

Though I have to mention, five minutes later, the whole place fell to pieces.

Literally, not figuratively.

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Rose sipped her tea quietly and sighed, wondering where Sora was and what he was doing. She hoped he was ok and not freaking out or hurt or anything like that. She missed him and... It hurt.

She set her tea-cup down neatly on it's saucer, not missing the confused looks that Jane and Dr. Porter were sharing. Meru of course, was too busy shoving food in her mouth to notice.

"We're not from around here." She said by way of explanation and nearly fell out of her chair when a loud noise came from nearby. Not showing her shock, she idly glanced out the tent-flap. Beside her, Meru was gaping, trying to identify the source of the danger. Ms. Jane and Dr. Porter didn't seem alarmed, so Rose thought nothing of it.

She was, however, very alarmed when an evil looking man came in with a weapon, followed by a talking duck and whatever that thing was, both shouting her son's name.

If her Sora was hurt, heads were going to roll, starting with the duck's.

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Sora stared at the heartless. "Monkey Heartless... that's kind of..." He paused, dodging the thing's attack. "...Cute..." He hit it with Shiva, white sparkling snowflakes flying away from the point of contact like sparks. As far as Sora knew that was a keyblade thing. The monkey died, but not before summoning more Heartless.

And since Sora had a few more anger issues to work out, he was glad for the chance to hurt things.

Though when a jungle man interfered he wasn't quite sure whether to be happy or not.

He decided on simply pretending the man had clothes on and followed him

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"Soo... there's a beach?" Tidus asked Hayner, having been abandoned by Wakka and Lulu in favor of whatever those two liked to while being alone. Hayner nodded.

"And a school... Which you'll have to be enrolled in tomorrow." Hayner said, cracking a smile as Tidus swore violently. Olette and Pence watched, both looking very amused. "Seifer and the rest did that too..."

"But there's a beach." Tidus repeated after his swearing fit was over. He couldn't imagine living in a place without one. The beach, despite the fact that it was far away, made everything better.

TBC

Thanks to all for reading and reviewing, I adore you all... even those that don't review.

This chapter is short, but the next one will be longer and cover Rose and Sora's meeting, Tidus falling in love with struggling, Selphie stalking Setzer and much, much more...

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