I'm in the zone! I'm ready to post part 2 of DTS! Please tell me you're excited because I am! I hope you guys enjoy the chapter because we are back to the humor in this story! I do not own Bleach. Please remember to review!
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It had been three days since the sleep over at Grimm's place. I can't say why but everything that had happened there seemed so…distant. Everything went back to normal. Or whatever you want to call my life but I certainly wouldn't call it normal. I still taught those idiots after school, I hang out with Renji, and last but not least Grimmjow still bugs the shit out of me. But I can't really complain though. I feel like it's a good thing for us, after all the emotions he threw at me, it's nice to see him back to his old, stupid, immature, and retarded self. I will say this though; he's been popping up a lot more often. He's also been bothering Renji too, not in the I-Got-Ichigo-And-You-Don't way almost like they're friends, sort of, not really. I feel like there's a lot of things Grimmjow and Renji aren't telling me. And I say he's been popping up more often because he has. In the weirdest of places too, like now.
I'm currently in my 3rd period sitting on the bleachers at school because my in the middle of my gym class. I'm sitting down because if you recall I sprang my ankle. So I haven't got shit else to do other than watch the other kids in my class get tormented by Coach Zaraki. It was times like this, were I was completely bored out of my mind, where Grimmjow would come and save the day.
"Boo!" I jump at the sudden noise.
"Grimmjow, what the fuck? You could've killed me. What if I had fell off these bleachers, huh?" I scold. He isn't really too concerned by the look of his face.
"Well, I guess you would've had a jacked up ankle and a fucked up back, now wouldn't you." When he said this I couldn't help but wonder why the hell I liked someone like this. That's right, I never explained to you are current status. Well Grimmjow is Grimmjow so you can imagine his excitement to tell the entire school we were, kind of, dating. I, however, would not let that happen. Truth be told, I'm not sure what we are yet but I still wear the necklace he gave me. Not because I want to marry Grimmjow! But because I don't want to forget that he confessed to me. It's sappy, I know but I can't help it. The only things that really changed in our odd relationship is the light touches he gives me or kisses along my neck when weren't at school. I confessed to Grimmjow as well so he just thinks we should go out already. I don't know how I feel about that yet, not about dating openly just us dating in general. Grimmjow says that if two people like each other then they should date because they know how they feel about one another. While that's true, I still have things that I need to sort out. Like the whole Renji thing. Not only does Renji not know about the party but he also doesn't know that I suddenly confessed my feelings for the blue haired bastard. To make matters worse I have no idea how to break all of this down. Renji's my best friend and I don't want him to get hurt. I know he still likes me, I can see it every time he looks or smiles at me. If I tell him now, I'll only look like a jerk. It's kind of fucked up but I'm just now remembering this stuff. Turning Renji down for a guy that he obviously despises, yeah that's not gonna go over too well with him.
I groan as all this information processes in my head. I'm brought back to the world of the living as Grimmjow snaps his fingers in front of my face. I slap his hand away and he lets out a sigh of, what I assumed was a sigh of relief.
"Glad I finally got your attention. You've been sittin' here for like 5 minutes just groanin' to yourself. Thought you died or somethin'." I scowl at his words.
"Well I'm happy to know that if I had died you tried your best to bring me back to life. Like snapping you fingers in my face. You completely saved me." Grimmjow lets out a loud laugh and pulls me into a hug. I blush at the sudden closeness but I don't pull away. I see no reason to; he would have just pulled me back towards him anyway.
"You're a jerk you know that?" He looks down at me and smirks.
"Oh yeah, I'm a jerk. I know this." The guys a complete asshole but it's Grimmjow. I don't know why I expect anything less than that.
"Anyway, what are you doing here?" I ask. I know Grimmjow also has gym this period but he doesn't have gym with me.
"You haven't heard? Coach Soi Fon got injured while riding her bike. Heh pretty funny thought actually." I raise a brow.
"She hurt herself…while riding a bike? How the fuck do you hurt yourself on a bike!?" Grimmjow snorts but answers the question.
"Rumors say she rode into a tree because she saw Urahara-sensei and Yoruichi-sensei kissing in the teacher's parking lot. And you know how much she admires Yoruichi so you could imagine how shocking that was for her. So because of that she's out for 2 weeks on recovery. And Zaraki merged our classes until she gets back."
"Huh, if you ask me it's just more children for him to torture. Speaking of which, shouldn't you get down there before he notices you and makes us both run." I state. Once again Grimmjow smirks at me and points towards to the field.
"Nah, I'm good. Zaraki's too busy hounding that poor kid there. Hanataro I think his name is. So, as long I can last…" He looks at this watch. "10 more minutes, I'm good." I guess he had a point. Zaraki normally picks on one person during the hour that we're there; he goes for the weak ones. He tried that on me once, it didn't turn out the way he thought it would. It led to a fight in the Kendo room for the entire hour. The fight ended with me on my back breathing like I had just ran a marathon and left Zaraki supporting himself against the Kendo stick. Ever since that day Zaraki just lets me do whatever, just so long as I run my warm up lap. The only problem with that fight with Zaraki is that he wants to fight me all the damn time!
"So Ichi, what are we gonna do since we got 8 minutes to ourselves?"
"I don't know, but I can assure you that we're not gonna do anything you're thinking of."
"Oh come on you know Grimmjow is irresistible. So kiss me!" I laugh at him. He's annoying but he makes me laugh a lot.
"Okay since you're not gonna kiss me, you want talk about our plans after school."
"Plans? What plans?"
"We're all going to Starrk's place after tutoring to play games and shit. It's gonna be fun. And Gin wants to see Shuhei again so…yeah. You down?" I thought about it for a second. Then I thought about what happened at Grimmjow's house and all the shit we got into.
"Hell no!"
"Why not?"
"Be-Because it's going to end up like it did at your place." I stutter out. Grimmjow scratches the back of his head and frowns lightly.
"Well I can promise you that nothing like that is going to happen. Primarily because Starrk's older sister is crazy as shit. You make the slightest noise and she'll rip your balls off."
"I didn't know Starrk had an older sister. That's something new." Grimmjow made a noise of acknowledgement as the bell rang. He helped me stand and walk down the bleachers. I wanted to hurry up and walk in the locker room because if Zaraki saw me, he wouldn't leave me be. When I walked into the locker room I changed into my uniform or at least tried to. It's pretty hard to take off pants when you have a fucked up ankle. I felt a hand on my abdomen.
"You need some help, cripple?" As much as I wanted to kick Grimmjow in the face, I had no other choice but to let him help me. He held me firmly against his body as I took off my track pants. I reached for my pants and pulled them on my waist. I sat down on the bench and watched as Grimmjow disappeared around the corner as he went to go change. I didn't have time to wait on Grimmjow so I limped out of the locker room and headed to my next class, which I was sure I would sleep in. Grimmjow ran out of the locker calling me as I turned the corner. I wasn't too worried that he'd panic; the idiot will find me eventually.
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3 hours later
I made my way into 6th period as Ukitake-sensei started teaching the class. I couldn't help but feel bad that I was interrupting his class with my tardiness.
"Ah so nice of you to join us today Kurosaki-san. May I ask why you were late?"
"Ah well you see. Last weekend I sprang my ankle and it hasn't gotten any better so it's been rather hard to get around you see." I tell him as I pull up my pant leg to reveal my wrapped and swollen ankle. Ukitake-sensei hummed and motioned for me to sit in my seat. He then cleared his throat.
"As I was saying, I will be taking a 4 month leave because of my illness and you will have a new teacher and a student teacher as well. It is not as bad as it sounds, I've met this young man and he is rather intelligent. I will be leaving at the end of the week. If you could give this man a warm welcome when he comes here, that would be great. Now, let us get started with class. If you would finish the work that was handed out to you the day before and get into your groups that would be lovely." The class filled with quiet murmurs and shuffling of feet. I had finished the work during gym so I didn't have anything to do. So I just slept as the sun shined on my face. It was so relaxing. I then felt the sun that was shining through the window disappear.
"Ichigo, wake up." I heard Grimmjow say to me.
So much for relaxing
"You won't let me sleep will you?"
"Nope, now pick your head up." I groan as lift my head off my desk and glare at him.
"So Ichigo, I had a theory."
"And just what might that be, Grimmjow?"
"If you and I were to fuck in this classroom, what are the chances of us getting caught?" I gape at him.
"What the fuck kind of theory is that!?" Grimmjow burst out in laughter. I had forgotten that I was in class for a second but it was too late. If it was one thing you don't do in Ukitake-sensei's class it was yelling and cursing. And I had done both of them.
" ! If you would please gather your things and head to the detention center."
"B-But Grimmjow!"
"Now, ." What the fuck man. That damn Grimmjow.
"AHHH!"
"And Grimmjow, you feel free to join him as well since you like yelling in my class."
"Not a problem sir." Grimmjow said as he gathered his things happily. I angrily wobbled out of class as my classmates stared at me. I don't even get 5 steps in the hallways before I hear Grimmjow walking behind me.
"You're an asshole you know that, a really big, sloppy, loose asshole." I tell him.
"A loose asshole. That is something I've never heard before, ever." I turn around and flick him off. He laughs at me. I turn to walk down the hallway that led to the detention room but Grimmjow turns me back.
"Where are you going?" He asks as he chuckles a little.
"To freakin' detention, thanks to you."
"Man you really are a good boy. We're not going to detention. Let's just skip it."
"Are you crazy? We could get in a lot of trouble for that."
"Mm still trying to find a reason for me to care about getting in trouble considering my reputation around this school. Not only that, I kind of lied to you earlier." I raise a brow.
"Lied about what?"
"I said we would be going to Starrk's house after school. Well there's been a change of plans, we're going now. Starrk and the others are already in the student parking lot."
"We're sk-skipping school? Oh my God! I can't do this. I'm a role model student. My sisters look at me and see a good brother. I have straight A's. I can't do this! It's bad enough that I have detention and now you want me to skip with you idiots!?" I ask franticly.
"Ichi, stop being such a pussy. You're a senior and you've probably never skipped. Live it up a little. Be a bad boy for a day. That's all I'm askin' ya' to do." I'm still unsure about all this. Like ALL of this.
"What about Renjji, does he know about this?"
"Nah, what's the point in telling him? He'd just tell you that I'm corrupting you."
"B-But he'll end up going to tutoring and no one will be there." Grimmjow shrugs his shoulders and proceeds to through me over his shoulders.
"Hey! Put me down! I didn't agree to any of this! Help, corruption! There's corruption going on over here!"
"Geez, Ichi. You are such a pussy. Well too late to back out now anyway. We're already outside and look how nice it is." He says as he adjusts me so I wouldn't fall off his shoulder.
"Fuck the weather. You just broke me out of school!"
"Ichigo, this isn't Shawshank Redemption."
"It might as well be…" I say as I fold my arms over my chest.
"Well if that's the case, you should be thanking me for breaking you out."
"And why is that?"
"Because you would've been sitting in class listening to something you already know. That's so boring. Like Morgan Freemen says in that movie; you either get busy livin' or you get busy dyin'."
"You know, that actually makes sense."
"I know, now get in the car."
"Bastard."
Ahh I have updated this story. I'm glad I got the serious stuff outta the way because now the fun shit happens in the later chapters without too much of the drama. And no, it's not gonna be like the sleep over a Grimmjow's house. A lot of things are gonna happen so be ready *insert evil laughter*. Hope you enjoyed the story and remember to review. Thanks for reading, until next time. Bye-Bye!