Episode 10
Me: *listens to Mp3*
Sokka: Whatcha listening to?
Aang: Yeah, we wanna know.
Liah: Uh, guys, I don't think that's a good idea…
Toph: Nonsense, if it had cuss words, the censor would censor them out.
Katara: Yeah, besides, Kitty wouldn't listen to someone cuss.
Saphira: Psh, her favorite artist is Pink.
Sokka: Your favorite artist is a color? Wow, that's sure ironic.
Me: *yelling because music is too loud* YOU IDIOT! BY ARTIST SHE MEANS THE SINGER! AND HER NAME ISN'T PINK, IT'S JUST HER PSEUDONYM!
Aang: What's a pseudonym?
Zuko: Pseudonym, noun, a fictitious name used by authors to conceal their identities; pen name.
Saphira: Zuko, you do realize it's Valentines Day?
Liah: *magically disappears*
Sokka: Can I listen to your music?
Me: *puts headphones on him*
Sokka: *listens for about one second before he spazzes out and throws them off*
Sokka: Why on earth do you have bullet noises on your Mp3?
Me: It's not…here, let me hook it up to the speakers.
Sokka*: What language is that?!
Me: Listen on.
A little while later
Sokka: Why do you want to listen to a song about some guy called the Bloody Red Baron?
Me: Listen on. Oh, this is in Children's Music on my Mp3.
Aang: What?
Song: *gets to Snoopy part*
Everyone: Ohhhh.
Me: This is one of my favorite songs.
Toph: I don't get it.
Katara: This is the same Snoopy as from Peanuts?
Me: Yeah, but Peanuts is copyrighted so call it Hazel nuts.
Sokka: Wow, you sure listen to some weird music.
Me: Hey, on the computer, the next song isn't in English, I think.
Katara: What else do you have?
Me: I also have the entire soundtrack for Chitty Bang-Bang.
Zuko: *jumps up and down with hands pressed to face* Oh, I loved that movie!
Me: *facepalm*
Aang: Zuko, you like old films?
Zuko: No, I like movies with a lot of songs and incidental musical dialog in it.
Toph: Oh, so High School Musical is one of your most favorite movies?
Zuko: No…
Sokka: Tell us your secrets!
Zuko: No!
Saphira: Oh! Let's play pranks!
Liah: *eating chocolates from a box walking in*
Sokka: *mouth starts watering* Oh where did you get that?
Liah: Oh, well I was avoiding you people, and this guy asked me to give it to Valerie, but since I couldn't find her, I kept the chocolates.
Katara: So you stole it.
Liah: I prefer to use the term "Borrowing without the intent of returning."
Katara: So stealing.
Liah: Yeah, well I doubt they'll want it back when I'm finished with it.
Aang: You're not supposed to steal unless it's life-or-death.
Zuko: Liah, you've shamed us all. Leave now.
Liah: No.
Sokka: Bye!
Saphira: Dumbanduglysaywhat?
Zuko and Sokka: What?
Me: *highfives*
Sokka: What'd she say?
Saphira: I said, "Dumb and ugly say what"
Sokka: Wait, what? What's that supposed to mean?
Zuko: *facepalm*
Me: *highfives Saphira* Oh yeah! Got him twice!
Toph: Hey, Liah, can I have some chocolate?
Liah: Oh, sure. *bites all but a crumb off the last chocolate and hands to Toph*
Toph: Thanks.
Liah: You're welcome!
Random Person: Lookie me! I got a gumball!
Cast: *looks awkwardly at each other from the corners of their eyes*
Aang: That's nice.
Random Guy: Sorry, he's having a sugar rush. I'm gonna go now.
Saphira: *holds up frying pan* Should I use this?
Me: Not yet.
Sokka: What do you mean "Not yet"?
End
Sokka: Wait, I wanna know!
Me: *hits him with frying pan* No one talks after the End!
*A/N: I didn't put in the lyrics because I don't feel like it, but if you want to listen to it, it's called Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron(1995 Digital Remaster) by The Royal Guardsmen, and you can find them on YouTube.