The next morning, Kai was woken up by an assault.
"KAI-KUN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!" Aichi yelled, grabbing his pillow and smacking Kai mercilessly.
"Not like you're going to get pregnant or something," Kai mumbled sleepily, snuggling deeper into the duvet. "No big deal."
"I'm underage, Kai-kun!" Aichi pointed out, huffing. "W-We shouldn't be doing these kinds of things!"
"Who cares," Kai replied curtly, "Don't complain if you liked it."
Aichi opened his mouth to retort, but no words came out. The boy then snapped his mouth shut, turning away, blushing bright red.
"So you did like it, huh?" Kai teased with a large smirk on his face, and was answered by getting smacked in the face with a pillow.
They finally arrived back to their city.
The ride back home was hell, at least, for Aichi.
The ship was super wobbly, and Kai was eye-raping him all the time.
Yes, eye-raping. Aichi wondered if he could sue Kai for that.
Worst of all, he had to wear a miniskirt and THIGH-HIGHS. Not to mention that Kai was trying to slip his hands into Aichi's skirt every five minutes.
"Kai-kun..." Aichi half-complained, half-protested, "What's with this miniskirt?"
It was way too short, that when Aichi walked, the skirt flew up to reveal his inner thighs (which is probably why Kai is eyeing him all the time).
"Don't complain," Kai muttered coolly, though Aichi could see he was slightly blushing.
"And cat thigh-highs?"
"Your thighs are beautiful."
"D-Don't say that!" Aichi flustered, pushing Kai to the doors of Card Capital. "Geez!"
"Aichi! Kai! You're back!" Miwa grinned, running up to cuddle Aichi. "Oh Aichi, you're soooo cute in that skirt~"
Kai shoved Miwa away from the bluenet, and wrapped his arms around Aichi protectively. "Aichi is mine, don't touch him!"
"Whoa," Ren laughed cheerfully. "You two already dating?"
"D-didn't Miwa-kun tell you anything...?" Aichi blinked confusingly.
"Miwa-san, you already knew?!" Emi yelled, slamming the table with her hands. "Why didn't you tell me?!"
"Calm down, Emi..." Miwa sweated, moving away from her slightly. Sheesh, Aichi's sister is sure scary. "I just knew last night..."
"You should've called me!" Misaki complained along with Emi.
"Sorry, sorry..." Miwa smiled apologetically. He quickly changed the subject, as he turned to Kai with a teasing smirk. " Which reminds me...did you two lovebirds do SOMETHING last night?"
"I hope not," Emi eyed Aichi sternly, " Aichi, you're underage."
"KAI-KUN RAPED ME!" Aichi blurted out.
When the words left the boy's mouth, Miwa and Ren both burst out laughing, as Emi glared at Kai.
"Kai-san...how dare you rape my brother...?"
"I didn't rape him," Kai muttered, turning away triumphantly, "He enjoyed it, not my fault."
"MIWA-KUN, CAN I PRESS CHARGES ON HIM?!" Aichi yelled, covering his face with his hands, embarrassed.
"I wonder," Kai mused happily, "if they would put me on trial, I didn't do anything wrong."
"IT IS WRONG IN SO MANY LEVELS," Aichi shouted back.
"Really? You don't sound like a rape victim much," Kai let out an ominous smirk. The smirk of a victor, indeed, Aichi thought. The boy had a bad feeling about this, but he still continued to ask.
"W-what do you mean...?" Aichi squeaked.
"What kind of rape victim says, 'Kai-kun, touch me there more~'?" Kai mimcked Aichi's voice, making an erotic face, "Or, 'Kai-kun, please take my first time~'? And, 'Kai-kun, do it inside me~'?"
Miwa and Ren burst out laughing again, but this time Naoki also joined them. Emi just shifted her glare at Aichi.
"Aichi, you sound so...you know." Miwa grinned, and teased him further, "Say, can I join you two?"
"N-no!" Aichi blushed. "P-Please don't tease me like this..."
"Come on, threesomes are not that bad," the blonde winked at Aichi, making the blunet's face heat up so much that he could feel steam rising from his face.
"Don't even think about it," Kai crossed his arms, hissing possessively, "And don't wink at him like that, or I'm going to stab your eyes."
"Is everyone here gay?" Emi made a face.
"I'm not!" Kamui yelled.
"Deal with it, Emi-chan," Ren winked at the girl, "Even I go both ways."
"IF PEOPLE ARE ALL GAY, THEN HOW CAN WE HUMANS REPRODUCE?!" Emi cried out.
"There's always straight people out there," Naoki shrugged. "Don't be so hyped out. But it's just that your brother's not...straight."
"Are you gay?" Emi raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
"Yep," Naoki smiled proudly.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" Emi shrieked, "WHY IS EVERYONE GAY?! IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN A CARDGAME ANIME WITH HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT OR SOMETHING!"
"I'm not gay!" Kamui repeated, but was once again ignored.
"Come on, Kai, let me join," Miwa purred playfully, "Aren't we friends?"
"FRIENDS DON'T DO THOSE STUFF WITH EACH OTHER!" Kai retorted angrily, considering to throw a punch at his friend. He seemed to be oblivious of the teasing, which made it much more fun for the blond.
"Aichi, you're too young for these things!" Emi finally yelled. "I'M TELLING MOTHER THAT YOU DID WEIRD ADULT STUFF WITH KAI!"
"You're younger than me!" Aichi complained, as Emi stormed out of the shop.
"Kai, we've been friends for so many years already, so won't you sure me your boyfriend?" Miwa continued to tease the brunet.
"What about me?" Ren cut in, an excited look on his face. "I want Aichi-kun too!"
"Me too!" Naoki hollered proudly.
"Let's get out of here, Aichi," Kai muttered grimly, pulling Aichi towards the exit.
"A-ah..." Aichi blushed and quickly followed Kai out.
"Yay, that was fun!" Ren and Miwa hi-fived each other happily, laughing. "Kai is so fun to tease, isn't he?"
"Naoki-kun doesn't seem like he was teasing Kai though," Ren mumbled in a low voice, and continued his fits of giggles with Miwa.
"That's so unfair, why does that jerk gets to hug Aichi but I CAN'T?!" Naoki yelled angrily.
"I knew it!" Miwa yelled victoriously, pointing at Naoki. "I knew you were gay for Aichi!"
"What if I am?!" Naoki hissed back, then slumped down the the floor. "Why does Aichi has to like someone like Kai...?"
"Lol no homo right?" Misaki mumbled, flipping through her book.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FRIENDS WITH THOSE PEOPLE," Kai yelled to no one in particular, "AND WHAT THEY WANT TO DO IS STEAL MY BOYFRIEND!"
"K-Kai-kun, calm down..." Aichi sweated, as Kai opened the door to his apartment violently. "T-They were only teasing, so..."
"I ORDER YOU TO PUNCH THEM EVERY TIME THEY ASK TO DO YOU," Kai hollered, slamming the door shut with a kick. He didn't seem to see that it was actually a joke. Oh well.
"Uh..."
"AND I ORDER YOU TO LOVE ME FOREVER AND TO NEVER LOOK AT ANY OTHER GUYS!"
"Kai-kun, you don't have to order me to do so," Aichi smiled, hugging the brunette's waist, "I already love Kai-kun, and Kai-kun alone~"
Kai blinked, and ruffled Aichi's hair endearingly. "You're so cute, you know?"
"I know," Aichi hummed happily. "Kai-kun is cute too."
"I'm not cute," Kai quickly retorted. He paused for a moment, and added, "I'm not cute, but I'm pretty sure that we are the cutest couple ever."
"Yes, yes," Aichi laughed, as Kai returned the boy's embrace.
"Now that we're the cutest couple ever," Kai continued, his emerald eyes shining excitedly. "I'm going to go over to your place every day and we can have sleepovers and watch movies and go on dates and kiss a lot and..."
As Kai ranted on, Aichi couldn't help but to smile. Kai-kun is really like an excited kid who was offered candy.
If only Kai knew how cute he really was.
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