HAI ALL ANOTHER CHAPTER UP FOR YA'LL! *Mini-Party* YAYA! Ok so who is glad to see me? *nobody says anything* WELL I DON'T CARE NOTHING IS GOING TO SPOIL MY GOOD MOOD :D!
Fred: Ok so Lil is hiper because she ate some sour twizzlers and is listening to some fast hiped up music. So that explains that.
Lil: LOOK A UNICORN! Da da da mmm hmm~ *starts slow dancing with Vancha and Harkat*
Larten: Stop this tomfoolery right now Lillian or else you will not get any late night twizzlers.
Lil: NOOOOO MY TWIZZLERS! ON TO LE STORAY! *Reaches for twizzlers*
Vancha: Give me a kiss and I'll give them to you. *Points to cheek*
Lil: *kisses Vancha on the cheek*
Vancha: *goes all day-dreamy* HeeeHeeeeHeeeeeeeee~ *faints*
Larten: *facedesk*
Lil: *Eats Twizzlers while sitting criss cross apple sauce*
Fred: Ok without further ado, here is the next Chapter
LE_LINE_CONSPIRACY
Dear Darren Shan
Weird Question but who is your favorite Disney princess? And don't deny it I know you have one :P
Mine is Belle from Beauty and the Beast and has been my favorite one since I was little
From Salmon
Dear Salmon
I-I don't have a favorite Disney princess. Pfft There for Girls. (Fred: Hey Darren your poster of Cinderella has come in the post. Do you want me to put it with the rest of your Cinderella stuff?) SHUT UP FRED! *walks away wearing Cinderella slippers* (Lil: *Deadpan look*)
From Darren Shan
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Dear Darren Shan
Do you ever regret saving Steve after he was bitten by Madam Octa?
From Salmon
Dear Salmon
Yes I do. Ever since I saved his life he has been a total Butt. Just last week we finally got Vancha to take a shower and Steve stole the Shampoo -_-. We think Vancha is still running around naked somewhere. (Vancha: *Jumps out of the closet* BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOO! *Darren screams and covers his eyes* Larten: Runs in with a giant net* VANCHA GET INTO THE TRUCKING BATH OR SO HELP ME! *catches him in the net and brings him to the bathroom. Lil is following behind*
I am scarred for life. DAMN YOU STEVE! (Steve: *Cackles Maniacally*)
From Darren Shan
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Dear Steve Leonard
I was just wondering if you were still suffering any side effects from that little female curse. Because if you were I have an extra box O' choco-bannanas with your name on it :D
From Salmon
Dear Salmon
CHOCO-BANANAS? WHERE? AAAAAAAGH *Smashes computer*
…
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*Online*
I'm sorry for smashing the computer. *sad face* Now I have to use Fred's laptop. GIMME THOSE CHOCO-BANANAS THOUGH!
From Steve Leonard
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Dear Desmond Tiny
I was just wondering what you would've done if in the end if Darren and Steve instead of dying, made up and became friends once again?
From Salmon
Dear Salmon
Simple. I would've killed them both :). Oooh look a shiny pebble XD
From Desmond Tiny
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Dear Gannen Harst
Seeing as how Steve, your LORD, has excepted the Funyarinpa as his lord and savior does that mean he will force all of you to convert to the religion of the Funyarinpa? Still haven't come up with name fore said religion but just decided to ask.
From Salmon
Dear Salmon
Will he? O_O Oh My GODS! WE HAVE A MADMAN FOR A LORD! EVERYBODY HE IS GOING TO CONVERT US TO FUNYARISM! RUUUUUN! (Everybody: *Runs* AAAAGH)
From Gannen
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Dear Larten Crepsley
I am deeply *not* sorry that I rambled on about your embarrassments. Your reaction was hilarious. HEHEHEHE Anyway, can I have your cloak since technically you're dead? ... Or at least your overcoat? Pleeeeease? I'm writing a fanfic about you :D It's gonna be a *grins maniacally* ROOOOOMAWNCE *salamance in background* How d'ya feel 'bout that? Huh? HUH? How does it feel, being dead?
Your #1 fan, Creep
P.S. I stole your cloak anyway. HA.
From Creep
Dear Creep
You can keep that cloak its in tatters anyways XP. I will just go get my new one out of the bo- SON OF BACON! CREEP GIVE ME BACK MY MOTHERLOVIN' CLOAK! *tackles Creep* (Lil: Don't forgety about me! *tackles Larten and Creep*)
From Larten Crepsley
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Dear Gavner Purl I don't think I got his number *holds out hand*. Well anyways.. YOO WHO! I'M HAPPY ANYWAY! If you would dye your hair. What color would you dye it? Lame question but just curious -_-
From CynthiaTheButton
Dear CynthiaTheButton
I would dye it Purple… I don't know why… I just like the colour purple *shrugs*
From Gavner Purl
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Dear Desmond Tiny I'm glad you liked my present! The face you made was beautiful. Now you get to choose your next one! Would you like the tiny black box, the medium sized orange bx or the giant neon flashing green box? Heheheh, you have to choose one or all three will be arriving at your door! From Cynder
Dear Cynder
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE! I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM AAAAAAAGH! (Lil: I'll choose for you *pats his head* Ummm I choose the… Flashing neon green one XD *takes box and hands it to desmond*) Ok Lil if you think this one is the safest *opens box*…
To Be Continued…
From Desmon Tiny
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Dear Blue
WE HAVE TO GET HIM RIGHT NOW! *runs after Mr. Tiny with a fishing net* Come back here Des I have a cookie for you!
From Cynder
Dear Cynder
OOOOOH NOOO *grabs fishing rod and steals Lil's monster truck* GET HIM!
From Blue
Dear Blue and Cynder
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MUAHAHAHAHA! *bashes into tree* Oof *faints and Blue and Cynder grab the watch*
From Desmond Tiny
*We have a party to celebrate*
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WHOOO I'M AT THE PARTY AND IT. IS. OWF. DA. HOOOOOK!
Fred: WHO WANTS TO SEE ME DO A CANNON BALL INTO THE POOL? Everybody: JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!
Fred: *Cannon Ball*
Darren: WHOOOP WHOOOP!
Larten: *is riding on a mechanical bull… in the Nuddy-Pants… but he has his Black and Red boxers on* WHOOOOO! VANCHA YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS!
Vancha: *is wearing a black Italian suit (miraculously) and is making out with Lil*
Gannen: IMMA DO THE FLAMING TORNADO! WHOOOP! Barman, get me a lighter, a funnel, vodka, a lemon and a fire extinguisher.
Blue: IMMA GET THE FUNNEL!
Lil: *out of breath* Ok so I'm going to end this chapter before things get out of hand.
PEACE, LOVE AND CHOCOLATE!
Gannen: *hair is on fire* AAAAAAGH MY HAIR PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT! *barman puts out flame*… awesome… LETS DO IT AGAIN!
Everyone: WHOOO YEAH!
Lil xxx