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Lycanthrope 3: Meet the Parents or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
-Chapter Ten: Another One?
"Nyahr!" Shinji jerked awake and looked around. "Where am I?"
"Ireland." Shinji turned and saw Asuka sitting next to him with a book.
"I thought we were going to Japan," Shinji commented as he stood up and looked around. He was in a hotel room he had been in before. At least he knew where he was this time. Waking up in a strange place sucked.
"We were until you detoured the pilot for Saint Patrick's Day," Asuka growled. Shinji scratched his chin.
"That certainly seems like something I'd do." Asuka just gave a long-suffering sigh. "Where is everyone?"
"Out hunting," Asuka replied. "You and Jen have been out cold for three days." Shinji glanced back at the bed and his naked childe sprawled out across it.
"No wonder I'm hungry." He looked around the room once again. "Have you seen my pants?" Asuka's eye twitched.
"Over there." Shinji spotted the black jeans on the counter.
"Thanks." He pulled them on and found a green shirt with snarling bulldog and the words Devil Dog on the back. He had no idea where he had gotten it from. "Coat?" Asuka pointed and Shinji grabbed his coat from the closet. "I'm going to get something to eat."
"Do what you will." Shinji had the distinct impression she was ignoring him.
"Don't take advantage of Jen while I'm gone." The book that hit him in the face definitely said that she was listening. 'One of these days,' Shinji decided as he opened the door and came face to face with himself.
Shinji stared at the other him. He scratched his head and the other did the same in perfect mimic. Shinji frowned and so did the other. He glanced the other up and down. Yup, it was him. Same coat, same long, twisting black hair, same maniacal fanged grin, and same orange eyes. Shinji closed the door.
"How do I get out of here?"
"You're standing at the door," Asuka stated.
"I thought it was the closet."
"It's the door," Asuka stated.
"Why's there a mirror in the hall?" It was at that time that a massive black dog burst through the door. "Fight!" Shinji tackled the dog and threw it through a wall. Then he followed it with a Xena war cry.
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Yuki stepped through the destroyed door and looked around the hotel room. Shinji was sitting at the room's mini bar with a man who looked exactly like him. "You have a brother?"
"Nah," Shinji replied. "This is Alucard." The tall fanged man nodded to Yuki and continued to sip at a bag of blood. "He works for some company in England that kills monsters."
"Shinji," Yuki began slowly. "We're monsters."
"If I killed you all now, there'd be no one interesting left to fight," Alucard replied. "I didn't think monsters like you still existed, or your kind for that matter."
"We're prolific breeders," Shinji replied.
"At least he is," Asuka growled.
"The lycan population was at an all time low during the Second Battle of Britain," Shinji replied.
"I remember that war!" Asuka exclaimed. "My family bought the bank with the money we made off of those zeppelins."
"Maybe you shouldn't say that out loud," Yuki suggested. She looked around again. "We've definitely lost the security deposit."
"Again," Asuka hissed. Yuki eyed the two men. This was bringing back an old dream.
"Why don't you go hunting?"
"What for?" Asuka asked.
"Out!" Asuka scampered out quickly and Yuki turned back to the men. They were both looking a little nervous, maybe even afraid. Yuki grinned. 'Just like my dream!'
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"I love Ireland," Shinji replied as he watched his adopted homeland disappear below him.
"Hm," Craven hummed. "God I hope nothing bad has happened."
"Eh," Shinji replied dismissively. He looked around the inside of the plane. "I'm sure the world kept turning."
"And the Doctor kept cranking out new anti-werewolf guns," Craven commented. Shinji just shrugged.
"Keeps life interesting."
"Makes my life too easy," Craven complained. Shinji frowned, already bored with the conversation.
"I'm bored."
"Cargo hold?" Jen asked. Shinji considered this. He glanced at Yuki who was still grinning at the ceiling.
"Yeah."
"What about her?" Pandora asked, gesturing to Shinji's mate.
"She's had enough fun for one day."
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Marvin Lee watched as the large private plane cut smoothly through the sky and touched down with only the barest shudder. "He's good," the man beside Marvin commented.
"I suppose." The plane taxied around and the rear cargo ramp lowered.
"Daddy!" Marvin grinned as his daughter came sprinting down the ramp and towards him.
"Jen!" Through pure force of will he caught his daughter and swung her around, ignoring the pain shooting up his knees and his back popping in protest. He set her down and watched as a green 1965 Pontiac GTO roared down the ramp in reverse and pivoted on its back wheels.
"Hey Marvin!"
"Shinji," Marvin returned. The younger man climbed out of the car and walked towards him cautiously. "Relax. Jen's happy, so you live."
"Cool," Shinji replied as he straightened up. He shook Marvin's hand and only flinched slightly as Marvin tried valiantly to break his hand.
"So, you guys are here to find an arms dealer?"
"Arms developer," Shinji corrected as he recovered his battered hand. Marvin watched as the rest of Shinji's little harem walked out of the plane. It now, apparently, included a man.
"You swing both ways now?"
"No!"
"What about back in, Ireland?" Yuki asked.
"You were between us at all times," Shinji growled.
"What about when you were side-by-side and I was blowing your c. . ."
"When was this?" Jen demanded.
"Don't want to talk about it," Shinji growled as his eye began to twitch. Marvin knew that look. It was the one that preceded an Ikari explosion. The old commander had done the same thing.
"Who wants to go see the Commander?" Marvin asked quickly, clapping his hands cheerfully.
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Misato glanced up as the door to her office banged open. "Where the hell is Ritsuko?"
"I sent her home for the day," Misato stated. "If I have to pay another grand for her doctor's bills I'm going to have her executed."
"The joys of old friendship."
"Then I'm going to get all those little girls running around with you hopped up on Spanish fly." Shinji faulted for only a moment.
"They're just as likely to jump you any more," he commented. He looked her up and down. "Okay, I call shenanigans!"
"What?"
"There is no way your body can still be in that kind of shape," Shinji stated. Misato struck a pose. Yes, being over forty hadn't changed her attitude.
"Its something Ritsuko cooked up," she stated. "I don't know how it works, but it works and I'm not complaining."
"Is it legal?"
"Not complaining," Misato replied simply. "Where are the girls?"
"Marvin took them out to lunch," Shinji replied. "I think he just wanted to take Jen, but I stuck the rest of them with him."
"Piss him off at your own risk," Misato stated. "He's been taking the pills too and he's just as strong as when you left." She noticed how Shinji rubbed his hand.
"I noticed."
"So, what's up with this 'Doctor' guy?" Misato asked.
"Same old," Shinji replied.
"Trying to kill you?" Misato asked. Shinji nodded.
"And Bob might be involved." Misato rolled her eyes.
"Do you really believe that?"
"No, but it gives me an excuse for the epic beating I'm going to give him the next time I see him," Shinji stated. No one smart had ever accused the Fenrir pack of making sense. They had much preferred to describe the pack's abnormal appetite for destruction of any sort. Misato sighed and leaned back in her seat. She carefully went back over the conversation and frowned.
"The girls would jump me?"
"You have a fabulous rack," Shinji admitted. Misato smirked and leaned forward, quite pleased with her choice of a low-cut shirt.
"What about you, Shinji?" Shinji didn't bat an eye. Misato frowned and leaned back in her seat. How was she supposed to sexually tease a man if said man had already done everything possible with one and multiple women?
"Actually," Shinji began, breaking Misato out of her thoughts. "I'm more of an ass man. Yuki and the others love boobs, but I've always loved watching a tight ass in action. You have no idea how much I used to watch you just walk around the apartment." Misato's cheeks, the one on her face, turned bright pink. 'Down girl, he's half your age.' The moment Misato thought it; she was shooting that argument down. Shinji was a polygamous nymphomaniac with a polygamous, promiscuous, bi-sexual nymphomaniac for a mate and they had several other bi-sexual nymphomaniacs for lovers. The door banged open again and Yuki walked in.
"Hi Misato."
"Hi." Now that Misato was paying attention, she noticed that Yuki's eyes rarely rose above her neckline.
"You're still human, right?" Yuki asked.
"She's on some kind of pills Doc Akagi whipped up," Shinji stated. "I'm going to go find Jake." Misato watched as the door slid shut and slowly turned to look at Yuki.
"So, how's it going?"
"Uh. . .fine," Yuki replied. "Are you okay? You look a little nervous."
"I'm fine," Misato replied. She looked around. "Uh, would you girls really jump me?" Yuki's face spread into a wide grin.
"Maybe."
"Maybe?" Misato asked.
"You don't exactly sound horrified by the prospect," Yuki commented.
"I'm disgusted!" Misato announced. Yuki slowly began to stalk forward, her grin growing with each step.
"Really?"
"Maybe," Misato wimpered.
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Jake had been having a fairly typical day. That cute little tech on the third floor had tried flirting with him again, the coffee machine had eaten his money, and he had gotten a cease and desist order from the Commander for digging into things he shouldn't have been digging into. Yes, a typical day at NERV. That was until Shinji Fenrir had pounced at him from a closet. "Jesus Christ!"
"Got you!" Jake scowled at the grinning man.
"What the fuck are you doing here?"
"You're not happy to see me?"
"I am absolutely not happy. . ." Jake trailed off as the other man waved a big role of bills under his nose. "Ooh."
"You're happy to see me," Shinji stated. "I got your .50-cal Auto Hardballer."
"How do you like it?" Jake asked as he climbed back to his feet and fought the urge to make a grab at the money still being waved in front of him.
"Love it."
"Good," Jake replied as he straightened his collar and led the way towards his office. "I have something you'll probably really like."
"More than the 40mm?" Shinji asked.
"Probably," Jake replied absently. "After all, that one was for Jen. This one's for you." Jake pushed the doors to the armory open and walked inside. "Lights!" The lights flickered on.
"Does the armory officer know you've voice coded the lights?" Shinji asked.
"I am the armory officer," Jake stated. He opened a locker and pulled out one of his newest toys.
"Ooh." Shinji made a swipe for the gun, but Jake jerked it away. Shinji stared at him for a moment before understanding and holding out the role of cash. Jake took it and handed over the weapon. "What is it?"
"Winchester Model 1901 10-gauge with a new four round magazine, barrel sawed even with the magazine tube, and a saddle ring loop," Jake stated as he flipped through his earnings. Shinji spun the shotgun by the loop quick enough to make Schwarzenegger proud. "Anything else you need?"
"Information on the Doctor."
"Akagi?" Jake asked. "She's crazy and it's all your fault. That's all you need to know."
"Not that doctor. There's an arms dealer calling himself the Doctor."
"No, the Doctor is an arms designer," Jake stated. "I'm the dealer."
"But, but why?" Shinji asked, almost hurt by his old friend's admittance.
"Its good money," Jake stated as he tucked his pay away. "Plus, whoever he is, he's brilliant. Since I deal for him, I get to check out all the new toys first." Shinji considered this.
"Fair enough. How do you speak to him?"
"Contact in China," Jake stated. "You want a location beyond that, its going to cost you out the. . ." he trailed off as Shinji pulled out several more roles of cash. "Let me find the address."
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Misato glanced up as the door to her office banged open again. "Hey Misato!"
"Hey Shi-oh!"
"Shin-oh?" Shinji asked. Misato squirmed in her seat. "Been drinking?" Thank god he was dense.
"Fi-find out what you needed to. . .to know?" Misato stuttered.
"Yup," Shinji replied. "You seen Yuki?"
"She's, she's aro-oh!-ound."
"She's under the desk, isn't she?" Misato's eyebrow twitched. Maybe he wasn't that dense.
"Hi Shinji!" Yuki called.
"I'm hurt. Why wasn't I invited?"
"She's has another orifice," Yuki stated. "All she's been doing so far with it is moaning."
"Right," Shinji replied as he pulled down his zipper. Misato's eyes nearly bugged out of her skull.
"Oh my God!"
"Bet it's bigger than you remember," Yuki commented smugly.
-End
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-Author's notes. And so, Misato gets thrown into the harem with little fanfare. I bet I know the character you were hoping would get thrown in next, but there are still a few more chapters left. Here's a warning, this story ain't gonna end in some epic battle.
And for those of you who kept asking for Alucard, well, now you know never to ask me for anything again.
Also, ya'll didn't get the foreshadowing before, so I did it again. See if you caught it.
Also, also, yes this chapter is early. It's the first weekend of the month, so I'm off to drill. It was either early or late and I figured I'd be nice.