A.N
Syndra: What do you mean that Andrew isn't the best Joker?He has 4 tentacles in his back for fuck's sake!
Me: Yea, but Heath Ladger was and remains THE BEST! In fact, every batman villain that Nolan touches becomes super badass, like Bane!
Bane: And this gives you power over me?
Syndra: His mask is scary.
Bane: Of course!
All hell broke loose.
People were running and screaming, others were being used as projectiles by Syndra or Andrew, Zed was busy fighting the remaining guards, Fiora was busy trying as hard as she could to avoid Andrew's tentacles and the summoner named Jay had some old scores to fix with Syndra….
"You piece of shit champ, even now I have 0 problems in dodging you!"Jay said as he flashed away from one of Syndra's spheres. Syndra grit her teeth and with a swift motion of her hand a wave of dark energy erupted from beneath her sending the dark sphere flying towards the summoner with immense speed. Jay had little time to react but he managed to activate his barrier spell but the force of the impact sent him into the other end of the room while he let out a scream of pain.
The barrier spell was obliterated by the dark sphere which made the summoner's arm be smashed into a bloody mess of smashed flesh and bones.
"Dodge this!"Syndra said as a huge number of dark spheres gathered around her, ready to smash the little summoner.
"Too slow!"Fiora said as she dodged another tentacle coming from Andrew. The young Joker had to admit something which we all know all to well…FIORA WAS A FUCKING PAIN THE ASS!
The fight between the two raged on through the ballroom, and from the ballroom they reached a pretty big balcony. Andrew's arms were covered in cuts and his coat had his sleeves pretty destroyed by that shitty sword while Fiora suffered almost no damage at all.
"Fucking whore!"Andrew shouted as all of his tentacles lashed at Fiora. She tried to dodge the attack but the tentacles were much faster and she ended up being pinned against a wall, her rib cage being slowly crushed by the pressure. Andrew smirked, this was his favorite part of every kill. Pulling out his spring assisted knife he said:
"Let's put a smile that face!"
He was about to shove the knife in her mouth when suddenly a nice sound was heard followed by Andrew's air being knocked out of his lungs as he flew inside the ballroom again, taking the door of the balcony with him.
"This night starts to piss me off!"Andrew said as he got up from the rubble. Syndra tossed the summoner's head away and asked:
"Is Fiora too much for you?"
"Shut the fuck up…"
Syndra chuckled but she stopped when she saw Sona entering the ballroom followed by Fiora. By the look on her face, the mute girl was anything but happy and when Sona wasn't happy and let me tell you, Sona was one sadistic girl when she was pissed. Also, her music had very different effects. It could go from healing breast cancer to melt your brain inside your skull transforming it into a nice soup. She fixed Andrew, Syndra and Zed with a murderous glare and with a swift motion she ran her fingers over her ethawl. Instantly Syndra and Zed dropped to the floor, covering their ears with their hands and almost screaming in pain. On the other hand, Andrew simply scratched his head and tilted his head, a grin spreading across his face as he saw the almost shocked look on Sona's face followed by Fiora's rage filled look when she saw the smashed, decapitated body of her lover.
Andrew let out a laugh as the tentacles lifted themselves, their red dots staring at the two women, this was perfect, no more people running and screaming, only them.
Fiora held back her tears as Andrew kept on laughing before a tentacle picked up what remained of the mutilated body belonging to Jay. He pointed a finger at it and kept laughing before the tentacle tossed it at Fiora's feet. Fiora closed her eyes before she snapped them open and charged at Andrew with a loud cry. She dodged the first tentacle lashing at her followed by the second. She stepped on the third and leapt high up in the air, her sword always pointed at Andrew as she descended with insane speed, yet it all seemed to go in slow motion and, wait, didn't he had 4 tentacles?
Without warning the tentacle lashed out from behind Andrew, grabbing her hands and stopping her in mid-air, the momentum mixed with the weight of her body and armor making her wrists break with a loud snapping sound. She let out a scream of pain which was quickly drowned in blood as Andrew's small spring assisted knife dug into her neck, her blood gushing out of the wound and staining Andrew's painted face with the crimson liquid. He waited until the last drip of blood dripped from the duelist's body before he let her go with a loud thud.
"You are next bitch!"Andrew said as he shock his knife to get rid of the blood. He slowly advanced towards the Maven as she gathered herself, narrowing her eyes. She launched sound after sound after sound, expecting to see him fall to the ground, screaming in pure pain as his eyes and ears bleed, yet nothing happened.
"Your music won't do jag shit if I listen to dubstep in my mind!Skrillex, bitch!"Andrew said as he grinned from ear to ear as two of his tentacles slowly lifted themselves until they were on each side of Andrew's head. Suddenly the loudest music Sona had the honor of hearing started blasting from them.
"BAGANRANG!"Andrew sang along with the horrible mish mash of sounds then waves of purple energy were shot from the two music playing tentacles. Sona panicked and launched her crescendo but her sound wave was literally obliterated by Skrillex then the loud music hit her. Her ethawl was shattered, fragments of it piercing her arms and her chest as her ears started to bleed from the sound that was getting louder, and louder and louder with each step that Andrew made.
All that she could understand from the horrible music was this:
"BANGARANG!WOW!"
Followed by the ear piercing instrumental. Andrew was finally in front of her and she could barely keep herself from passing out. The Joker picked her up with the two free tentacles while the music players grabbed her head from the sides. Andrew watched her right into her blue eyes then she heard the final words on this world:
"BANGARANG!"
Her ears started bleeding even more and her eyes were now two waterfalls for blood. Andrew let the music play for a bit before he smashed her head and tossed her body away. He yawned and stretched and waited until Syndra and Zed finally recovered from Sona's spell.
"…..What happened?"Syndra asked as she rubbed her face.
"Sona found out that Skrillex is not safe for concerts."Andrew said casually as he pulled out a bottle of Sprite from his coat.
Zed was pissed.
Besides the fact that he was the adept of stealth mission but a huge number of people saw them busting in and killing randomly, he and Syndra were now waiting for Andrew a few meters away from the huge mansion. Syndra on the other hand stood happily on one of her dark spheres, swinging her legs, humming the song which Andrew taught her not so long ago:
"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika!
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!"
Zed groaned, the waiting was killing him and to make things ever worse, the police could've showed up in any moment. He looked at Syndra and he had to admit, since she met The Joker, she seemed happier, and a happy Syndra meant a happy Zed, right?
Maybe the kid wasn't that bad, maybe he was just being rude, how about he gives him a chance, after all, he saved his life.
Suddenly the loudest explosions shock the entire city as the huge mansion in which the ballroom was held started to explode in several areas, debris falling everywhere as Andrew came out through the main gates, detonator in hand.
Fuck it, the kid was completely insane.
Andrew kept moving towards Syndra and Zed as the building exploded behind him when suddenly, nothing, silence, zero, nope!
Andrew stopped and turned to face the huge mansion. He groaned and started to press the detonator again and again until another explosion startled him. He raised himself on his tentacles and ran at full speed, running past Syndra and Zed he said:
"LEG IT CUNTS!"
The entire city was probably woken by the he explosion which destroyed the entire mansion. The city sprung to life as police, firemen and medics arrived at the scene.
Andrew looked at Zed, Zed looked at Syndra and Syndra looked back at Andrew who simply shrugged his shoulder.
"Alright….It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!"Andrew said.
"You're insane."Zed said flatly.
"Ah come big boy don't be that way!"
"You, are, completely, insane."
"Ah fine!Alright motherfuckers, mission accomplished, I am going to make myself some pancakes then sleep as for you two, ah fuck it, go and have sex!"Andrew said which made the love birds blush.
"Wait, what's the plan for tomorrow?"Syndra asked. Andrew turned to face her and asked:
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
Syndra, after spending a whole day away from Zed, she wasn't going to simply say, goodnight and walk to her house and spend the rest of the night all alone in her apartment was she?
After all, Zed was muscle packed and damn handsome, SHE WASN'T THAT DUMB AND THIS SHIT SOUNDS SO GAY RIGHT NOW!
Zed was also smart enough to only wear his boxers, revealing his muscular body as he stood in the bed waiting for his lover to join him. Syndra finally appeared, closing the door behind her as she gave Zed a full look at her short dark purple nightgown. She walked to the big bed with an obvious sway in her beautiful hips before she literally collapsed on Zed, straddling him and locking her lips with his, their tongues dancing around each other as the two lust birds let out soft moans. However, the two lovers were too tired for a furious make-out session so after the kiss was broken, she laid her head on Zed's chest as she closed her eyes, letting Zed's arms engulf her.
"He's insane Syndra."Zed said in a barely audible whisper.
"I know."
"He's also a danger to all around him and himself."Zed continued.
"He's a Joker."
"I don't care what he is, he is insane Syndra!"
"Just give him a chance, I am pretty sure you two will get along.."
"Are you sure?"Zed said before Syndra kissed him again.
"Of course….Sweet dreams.."
It was just retarded to think how easily could Andrew get into people's houses and it was even funnier to think that while The Dark Sovereign was sleeping on her ninja boyfriend, a Heath Ledger mixed with Doctor Octopus was staring at them, along with a menacing German Sheperd at his side.
"Is this it?The summoners are fucking shouting their asses out for us, and you two are sleeping?"Andrew said as he flamed his hands at the couple.
"Get lost…"Zed mumbled as he held Syndra tighter.
"Okay you motherfucker, you asked fo' it!"Andrew said before he exited the room and went straight for the kitchen.
Why you might ask?
You see, in the army they use an old and dangerous art to wake people up…The dangerous ice-cold water bucket…..
"Ooooooh Zed….."Andrew said as he closed the door behind him.
"I told you to get lost…"Zed mumbled again. Without warning Andrew spilled the bucket's content all over the two lover birds…..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW1! #!#! 1!1111!"
10 minutes of curses and insane laughter later…..
"Why?!"Syndra shouted as she, Zed and Andrew were heading towards the summoning room.
"I am not going to lie you Synny…IT WAS ZED'S FAULT!"Andrew said as he pointed his finger at Zed.
"My fault?!How could be my fault when YOU threw a bucket of cold water over us?!"
"Because you made me do it!You told me to get lost, it's your fault big boy!"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Nope, it's your fault, right Holmes?"
"Woof!"
Zed groaned before he slapped his face with both his hands, Syndra sighed, it was pointless so it was time for a change in the subject!
"Alright ladies, now to the good stuff, today, we, match, Zed boy top, Synny mid, my and Holmes, jungle. The enemy team, Riven, Karma, Leona, Lee Sin and Graves, any questions?"
"Yea, why is the police letting us walk freely around the town, even if you and Syndra killed 3 champions then we killed another two and a Challenger Tier Summoner?"Zed asked as he crossed his hands and placed himself in front of the group, cutting their way. Andrew scratched the back of his head and said:
"Well…"
FLASHBACK!
"Burn the warrant!"Andrew said as he pointed his pistol at a whimpering officer who had his pants soaked in blood.
"N-No!"The officer whimpered. Andrew placed the pistol next to the man's manhood and said:
"Burn it or I shoot the other testicle!"
The officer finally destroyed the warrant before Andrew killed him anyways.
END FLASHBACK!
"…The power of charisma can do a lot!"Andrew said as he grinned from ear to ear. Zed had no intention in continuing this discussion and for good reasons.
Being summoned was something which Andrew hated, it felt like you were placed in face of a high caliber machine gun, then run over by a steam roller then glued back together with spit!
Accidents do tend to happen, for example, yesterday Rengar had to play an entire match without his liver and Andrew really hoped that his kidneys were in place but luckily the summoner assured him that he was alright. He good his starting items and tight before he was about to turn around and leave into his jungle he was tackled to the ground by a certain girl with long blue hair who was rubbing her head against his chest:
"SMILEY!"Jinx said as she kept on rubbing her head against Andrew's chest. Syndra giggled at the sight before her, Holmes tilted his head slightly, Braum let out a healthy laugh and Zed pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Hi….Jinx….if you would just….let me breathe..there!"Andrew said as Jinx released him and got up, holding her arms around Andrew's left arm.
"So you two know each other?"Syndra asked as she crossed her arms, grinning like a little devil.
"Of course we do Ladyball!"Jinx said. Syndra had to expect this, after all, both of them were criminals and both of them were insane.
"Yea, we have a nice history of blowing shit up and releasing animals from zoo, et cetera et cetera but now it's not time for good memories."Andrew said then Jinx let him go and picked up her guns.
"Lock'em and load'em ladies is go time!"
The match went off as equal as it could for bot teams but Syndra found out that it was a real pain in the ass to deal with Karma, especially after she found out that our lovely Sovereign played her part in killing the main Kinoku members and the fox lady of Ionia. Without further ado, she forgot everything about mercy. Every time she had the chance she would've attacked with the inner flame, but Syndra was doing good ad dodging, however, things changed when she used her Mantra on her Inner Flame.
She was slowed then she was stunned and when she tried to fight back, Karma's shield took most of the damage.
Syndra's feet were burned and she was now struggling to get away from the angry Karma using only her elbows but the not so big distance between she and the safety of the turret seemed like the mount Everest.
"I know your spirit, but I must stop your heart!"Karma said as the tattoos on her body started to glow. That's it, she was fucked. She closed her eyes and waited for the burning feeling but it never happened. In fact she was surprised to hear screams of pain followed by growling noises.
She opened her eyes and saw none other then Andrew's trusty companion, Holmes with it's teeth buried deep into Karma's left arm. The woman struggled and tried to activate her abilities but she ran out of mana. Finally the big dog pinned her to the ground and let go of her bloodied arm, going straight for her jugular. Karma screamed in pure pain as the dog yanked his head in every direction, destroying her tissue and flesh. A pool of blood was forming under Karma and soon her screams of pain began to be drowned in blood. She stopped screaming and struggling and with a final convulsion Holmes let the dead body go.
"An enemy has been slain!"
Syndra let out a relieved breath as she started to recall. The dog was staring at her, his bloodied snot just a few inches from her as his tongue hanged loosely from his mouth, revealing his blood soaked teeth.
She pet the dog's head and before disappearing she said:
"Good boy…"
Zed was in deep shit, well, every top laner which goes against Riven is in deep shit but some can keep the situation under control but when you have a fragile ninja against a Noxian with a big ass sword, things were going to get nasty, especially for the fragile ninja.
Zed ran as fast as he could from an angry who used her ultimate on him, almost killing him and now a combo was more then enough. She was ready to do her flip strike when suddenly a hail of bullets was sent at her. She stopped dead in her tracks, using her large sword to block the bullets, her big shoulder pad doing a great job at protecting her head but her torso was a bit exposed.
Andrew exited from the bush, glock 18 smoking in his hands as he admired Riven's blade breaking into pieces.
"HA!I broke your stick!"Andrew said while grinning.
"A broken blade is more then enough for the likes of you!"Riven said before she charged forward with her combo before she used Valor to gain more distance. Andrew started shooting until his clip was emptied but her shield was stronger then he thought. He tossed the glock away and pulled out a sawn off shotgun from his coat and fired, this time the powerful bullets got through the shield and took away her giant shoulder plate, a few bullets penetrating her shoulder. She groaned a bit and said:
"You're going to need something a lot more bigger then that!"
Andrew tossed the shotgun into Riven which hit her in the knee making her kneel for a moment which gave Andrew enough time to pull out his final weapon.
Please don't ask how he pulled out an RPG-7 out of his coat…
He took aim and fired but one thing about the RPG-7 was the fact that it wasn't always making things go boom. In fact Andrew let out a:
"Seriously?"
He saw no explosion but his grin appeared once more when he saw the rocket stuck in Riven's stomach.
"You owe me twice gig boy!"Andrew said as he reloaded his RPG-7.
Further into the match….
The situation was pretty shitty because both of the teams lost one inhibitor and to that add the fact that Lee Sin was pretty good at kicking away Syndra and Jinx, that's when Riven stepped in destroying our lovely champions with some swift strikes.
Andrew, of course, still kept his trademark 'I don't give a fuck.' attitude which sometimes proved useful and sometimes it didn't, however Syndra was curious about one thing, what was Andrew's ultimate doing?
She never seen him using it in the match and she was really curious to see just what was The Joker's most powerful move.
But the curiosity was soon drowned by panic as she saw the enemy team gathered on mid lane, all of them with the baron buff.
"That's it, we're screwed…"Zed said.
"Maybe we can talk this on a cup of goat milk?"Braum asked which earned him a glare from Zed and Syndra and if Jinx wasn't busy playing with a poro which constantly followed Braum she might had something to say.
Andrew on the other hand had other things to worry about, Holmes was not with them and last time he saw his dog was when he stole Lee Sin's red buff.
He whistled and called out for the dog and finally he saw it coming out of one of the bushes and running towards him owner.
Things seemed to go as planned until a loud squeal coming from his dog. Holmes has been shot dead by Graves who laughed at the dog's body convulsing for a bit before dying.
Andrew was enraged and when he is enraged things usually ended up in a blood bath, even if he knew that his dog was going to respawn, the sight of its blood gushing out through the bullet wound was too much for him.
He looked at his new weapon, an old school MP40 and grit his teeth, what had his summoner said about an ultimate?
He started to slowly step towards the enemy team, being completely uninterested by Syndra's screams for him to stop, he started to move faster and faster while shooting randomly with his gun at the same time, slightly damaging them.
He could feel the rune glowing harder and harder on his hand while the voices of the tentacles urged him to dive into them and slaughter them, but he wasn't capable of such thing on the Rift.
He kept moving and soon he started to talk to nobody in particular:
"Come on, come on, come on!COME ON!Come on, I want you to do it come on…..Come on…Come on you fuckers I want you all to do it come on hit me!Come on, hit me!Hit me!Hit me!"
"What is he doing?"Syndra asked.
"You'll see very soon Ladyball…"Jinx said grinning from ear to ear. This is when Syndra realized something, all the enemy team started to move towards him, all of them preparing all of their offensive abilities including their ultimates.
"Come on, HIT ME!"
Suddenly all the offensive spells which the enemy team had available at the moment, including ultimates and summoner spells, only that none of them had any effect of him, in fact some of them backfired which delivered a whole lot of punishment to the enemy team who had to face their own ultimates and spells coming back at them.
Syndra was speechless, this was his ultimate?!
This was one of the most effective things which she seen on her life since she was in the League. She needed to know just what happened, she needed to learn about this, she-
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU FUCKING CUNTS?!"Andrew shouted to wake her up from the trance.
That's it, the game was won!
A.N
Pretty dumb chapter but yea...sry for the long wait and don't claw my eyes out for it, but u know, school and shit
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