Baraka woke up in the hospital and he felt his face. His Tarkatan teeth were missing and so were his arm blades.
"NURSE! DOCTOR!" Baraka yelled. A nurse walked in and almost fainted.
"H-Handsome" she managed to sputter and laid on the floor semi-conscious. Baraka smiled and felt his head. He now had medium length black hair and his skin was a nice olive tone.
"Finally people call me handsome" Baraka muttered to himself and walked over to the mirror on the wall. He looked deeply into the mirror and smiled.
"Fuck it she lied, I'm fucking sexy!" Baraka yelled and dashed out of the hospital. He ran to his classroom and when he walked in everyone gasped.
"Raiden, I thought you said mortals weren't allowed to be in Outworld?" Kitana asked.
"They aren't" Raiden said staring at Baraka.
"So he is an intruder? Trying to expose us and take us to laboratories?" Mileena asked. Now everyone was amused and circled in on Baraka. Kitana whipped out her steal fans while Mileena scraped her sai across her teeth to sharpen them.
"No wait guys! It's me, Baraka!" Baraka yelled frantically. Scorpion chuckled slightly.
"What do you know? The motherfucker actually looks decent" Scorpion commented and Mileena giggled.
"Shut the hell up Scorpion. At least I'm not a living skull and Mileena you can't be laughing either. Without that mask you look like you waddle in rocks" Baraka sniggered. Mileena and Scorpion nodded to each other.
"What are you two about to do?" Raiden asked. Scorpion sent him an innocent look.
"Nothing, we're going to catch Baraka on school work" he said sweetly and pulled Baraka by his ear. Mileena licked her lips and nodded. Raiden held up a finger.
"Fifteen minutes, face and abdomen hits only. I don't want that much blood spread on the rugs, the janitors just cleaned them" Raiden said and waved them off.
"So class, go through your workbooks, stare at a page, and then close them. After that, do whatever you want" Raiden said and laid back in his chair.
"Wow, Raiden's actually cool now" Sub-Zero said smiling. Johnny laid back in his desk and Sub-Zero came running over to him.
"Hey everyone, I've been thinking and I say that you all love fighting and food right?" Raiden asked. He was interrupted by Baraka's screams ricocheting off the walls and then there was a silence. Raiden raised an eyebrow and went to stand up but then Baraka tumbled in crying and holding his side.
"Get the fuck back over here!" Scorpion yelled and his spear flew in. It wrapped around Baraka's leg and Baraka dug his nails into the floor.
"No please! Heeeeeeeelllllllllp!" he yelled and was dragged back into the hallway. Kitana watched as Baraka crawled back in and Scorpion dove in the classroom, grabbed Baraka, and twisted his left leg. He lifted Baraka up and tossed him back into the hallway and Mileena pulled out her sai and they all heard a painful ripping sound.
"Lord Raiden, what is it you were talking about again?" Sonya asked. Raiden opened his mouth to speak but then Baraka started to scream again.
"Oh Raiden the pain! Stop please! Owww!" Baraka yelled and they heard a loud pop sound. Kitana winced and then they heard a groan and a giggle.
"What the hell are they doing?" Jade asked and Raiden opened the door. Mileena was in the hallway with Baraka's severed hand in her mouth giggling. The groan came from Baraka who was now bleeding to death on the floor.
"Aren't you going to call a nurse?" Kitana asked and Raiden shook his head.
"The bastard shouldn't have been fucking with them. That's what's wrong with people today, all in other's business" Raiden said coldly and motioned Mileena and Scorpion back into the classroom.
"I forget what I was going to say. Anyways, now we have to dispose of Baraka" Raiden said and started to scrub blood from the hallway. Mileena and Scorpion had to wash their weapons, her sai and his spear, to keep people from knowing about the murder. Raiden put Baraka's body into a trash bag and electrocuted it so only ashes were left.
"Shit just got real" Smoke muttered and Scorpion kept staring at Mileena and she kept staring back at him.
"Aww, you too finally love each other?" Kitana asked and Scorpion put her in a choke hold.
"NO, I'm reading her thoughts and she's reading mine. We're thinking the same thing: we should throw a party" Scorpion grunted and let go of her throat. Liu saw what happened and ran over to Kitana.
"You son of a bitch" Liu said and raised a fist but without even blinking, Mileena dashed in front of Scorpion and kicked Liu in his forehead.
"Not in the mood" Mileena growled and kicked the two aside. Raiden walked back in with a banner and some balloons that said:
Oh happy day, Baraka is slain!
Jax burst out laughing and all of them stared at him.
"Yo, that's fucked up man. You kill a nigga, electrocute him, and then throw a party" Jax explained and kept laughing. Shao Kahn and Shang Tsung walked in and saw the banner.
"Raiden, what have you done?" Shao Kahn asked and Raiden looked at Shao Kahn with eerie eyes.
"Look here motherfucker, these kids are basically insane but I love them. They're my life and another student kept fucking with them so I told them to go whoop his ass. I didn't expect them to kill him but he got what he motherfucking deserved. Fire me, I don't give two shits, but you can't keep me from seeing these kids" Raiden growled. Shao Kahn's eyes grew huge and he left out.
"Resume what you were doing" he yelled from the hallway and ran back to his office.
"We love you too Raiden" Mileena said and everyone hugged him except for Scorpion who high-fived him.
"Keep doing what you're doing Scorpion, I see you doing well in your future. Now my little Kombatants, let's throw us a party" Raiden said and bumped up the bass. Everyone danced and laughed with Raiden and Raiden knew right then and there that there was no other place he was supposed to be than with these children.
THE END!
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