A/N: Yay!!!!!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!! School is over!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry you guess for the long wait. I was just really busy.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Sadly, I probably won't be able to post any new chapters. That's because I'm leaving for Japan on the 22nd of June. Yeah, I probably won't be able to post anything and I'm going to be gone for a month. Don't worry, I'll keep writing the chapters in my notebook and when I get back, hopefully I'll be posting a lot of new chapters!

Chapter 10 Circus Circus

"Guess what!? Guess what!? Guess what!?" Kara yelled skipping into Deidara's room happily, along with her beloved pink bunny Usa-chan. Deidara was working on something at his desk and was ignoring her completely.

"DeiDei-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Guess what!?" Kara repeated again, this time louder.

Deidara groaned, "I don't care Kara, un."

"No," Kara said frowning, "You're suppose to say 'What is it Kara my love?'."

Deidara looked at her, "What, un?"

"I'm not telling!" Kara said in a sing-song voice.

"What the hell? Then why did you come here in the first place, un?"

"It's not my fault you can't listen very well. I said that you're suppose to say 'What is it Kara my love?' not 'What, un?'" Kara said emphasizing the un.

"Out, un."

"Deidei-sama! I got tickets to a circus!" Kara said excitedly, completely ignoring Deidara's command.

"A circus? Where did you get the tickets, un?" Deidara asked curiously.

"Let's just say I got it from a friend…"

"What's your friends name, un?"

"…stealing."

Deidara gave her a look, "Your friend's name…is Stealing?"

Kara laughed, "Of course not! Wow Deidara, you can be really stupid sometimes. 'Stealing' is when you take something that doesn't belong to you…like when I took that rainbow clay on your desk and accidentally fed it to Tobi…"

"YOU WHAT!!??" Deidara yelled.

"Don't worry, I was able to save Tobi just in time before the clay could go all the way down…"

"I don't care about Tobi! What about my clay, un!?"

Kara put on a serious face, "Would you really want that clay back after Tobi half swallowed it?"

Deidara mumbled, "I guess not but still…"

"But that doesn't matter right now!" Kara said in her childish voice again. "You're coming with me and Tobi to the circus!"

…………………….

Deidara sat with a huge frown on his face with his arms crossed, next to a very excited Kara and Tobi. He had just sat through smelly elephant acts, a man blowing fire, a lion tamer, and a couple of annoying clowns, who reminded him of two certain people. Suddenly, a pink fluffy ball was stuffed into his mouth.

"Cheer up Deidei-sama!" Kara said with her mouth full of cotton candy.

"I find that hard to do at the moment, un," Deidara said swallowing the cotton candy. "I just had a elephant charge towards, while my hair has been singed at the ends by the man blowing fire, and not to mention the couple of clowns that sprayed water all over me! The only good thing about this damn circus were those ladies doing those tricks on the ropes, un…" Deidara said and was smacked on the back of his head.

"Shame on you Deidara. You should stop being such a pervert!" Kara said.

"I'm not a pervert, un!"

"Pervert, pervert, pervert," Tobi and Kara chanted as Deidara tried taking deep breaths to calm himself down, before he blew the two of them up.

"Now ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I proudly present our top magician, Hitori Kaname!" announced the ringmaster. There was a poof of smoke and the ringmaster was gone and was replaced by a handsome young man, wearing a black top hat, cape, and a white mask.

"Woah…" Kara said, staring at the amazing looking magician.

"What are you 'woah-ing' at, un?" Deidara asked slightly annoyed.

"He just appeared out of nowhere!"

"That's called a transportation jutsu, un," Deidara said but Kara wasn't listening to him, she was giving her fullest attention to the magician.

"Good evening fellow audience. I am Hitori Kaname and you all have the greatest pleasure of watching me perform my magic for you tonight," Kaname said and he whipped off his white cape and it transformed into a black tiger. The crowd broke out in applause.

"That was amazing!" Kara cheered.

"He probably just used a summoning jutsu or something, un," Deidara mumled.

"IN this world of magic, things aren't always what they seem to be and things that happen aren't always what occurred. Take this handkerchief for example. What you see is an ordinary handkerchief," Kaname said, folding the handkerchief into triangles, "But I see everything it can be." He dropped the handkerchief but instead of falling to the ground, it flew into the air, "Like a bird." He said pointing to the white dove flying around the amazed audience. The bird perched on Kaname's hand.

"Or it could be…" he began as he flattened the bird down in his hand, opening it again to reveal a sliver flute, "… a lovely musical instrument."

He again flattened the flute in his hand, "Or it could even become a deadly weapon." He opened his hands to reveal a kunai. He took it to his throat and slashed it open. Blood began to pour out from his neck and his body fell to the floor. The audience erupted with gasps and screams.

"Wow," Deidara said, "that had to be the best part of his act, un."

"Hello fair maiden," a voice whispered in Kara's ear. Kara turned her head to see the great magician standing right behind her. "Would you kindly volunteer to be my assistant?"

………

"…and then after he set Kara on fire, Kara burst into flames and then she reappeared in her seat as if nothing happened at all!" Tobi said excitedly to Kisame, when he, Deidara and Kara came back from the circus.

"For the thenth time Tobi…" Kisame said slowly, "…I don't care!"

"It was so cool Kisame!" Kara also gushed, "Kaname-san is the best!"

"He wasn't that great, un."

" Then how was he able to do all that magic?" Kara asked with her hands on her hips.

"Jutsu, un!"

"Maybe you should have to eyes on your hands instead of mouths…" Kara said thoughtfully.

"Why, un?" Deidara asked a bit perplexed.

"You can't see very well. I mean, Kaname-san wasn't using any hand signals."

Deidara couldn't think of anything to say, but soon said, "Well, maybe he was just moving his hands too fast for you to see them, un" Deidara said.

"Deidara, you're starting to sound like a 5 year old. Will you just shut up?" Kisame said rubbing his temples with his fingers.

"Kisame, what would happen if you were lit on fire?" Tobi asked at random.

"He'd attract a lot of cats of course!" Kara answered. Tobi and all three of them started at her. "Well, cats eat fish don't they? So if you set Kisame on fire, he'd smell like cooked fish right? So that would mean cats would smell him and come find him. Like me!" Kara explained and then went to Kisame and bit his hand.

"What the hell!?" Kisame said shaking Kara off.

"Ewww. Kisame you don't taste very good," Kara said wiping her mouth. Kisame's eye twitched. "Besides," Kara continued, "I don't think Kisame would want to attract cats anyway. I think he wants to attract a Weasel."

Kisame's eyes narrowed, "You have three seconds Kara." And before he could even count to one Kara was already gone.

"So what's this about attracting a Weasel, un?" Deidara asked snickering.

Kisame glared at Deidara, "You know maybe I just want to attract a lot of weasels so I can make a fur coat out of them."

"Why would you need fur? You already have scales, un."

Kisame stood up, "I'm leaving." But before he left the room he looked back at Deidara. "I think you may want to buy some cat nip Deidara."

"Why, un?"

"How else are you going to attract that little cat of yours?" Kisame said then turned to leave the room.