Characters:
Vampires;
Soulless one- Edward
Lovely lady- Rosalie
Daring Em- Emmett
Psychic- Alice
Hardened soldier- Jasper
Loving mother- Esme
Family doctor- Carlisle
Torturous vamp- Jane
Ecstatic emperor- Aro
Silent one- Marcus
Bored one- Caius (sp?)
Tracker- Dmitri
Bloody one- Felix
Werewolves;
Wolf boy- Jacob
Father wolf- Billy
Powerful one- Paul
Werewolf- Embry
Porcupine- Quil
Alpha- Sam
Wolf girl- Emily
Little wolf- Seth
Swans;
Vamp girl- Bella
Chief police- Charlie
Regulars:
Newt-Mike
Gossip girl-Jessica
Daring Em has logged on
Bloody Soldier has logged on
Daring Em- Hey Jasper!
Bloody Soldier- Hello Emmett
Daring Em- Soo, how are you?
Bloody Soldier-… Are you okay?
Daring Em- Well… I need your… help…
Bloody Soldier- help?
Daring Em- yea. Umm… well, you see, umm…
Bloody Soldier- Spit it out already!
Daring Em-… oh, well, umm, you see I, uh, need to learn some good… you know…
Bloody Soldier- no. I'm not giving you sex tips.
Daring Em- No! not that! You see, Rose is angry at me, and I need some… pick up lines. I thought if I sweetened her up she'd forgive me…
Bloody Soldier-.. Oh…alright..
Daring Em- REALLY?! You're the best!
Bloody Soldier- Here's one, "Did it hurt?" Than, when she asks "Did what hurt?" you reply, "When you fell from heaven!"
Daring Em-… wow… that's good stuff!
Bloody Soldier- Here's another, "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" or give her 11 roses, and 1 plastic one and tell her, "I will love you when all these roses die."
Daring Em- your so good at this!
Bloody soldier- here's the last ones I know, "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!" or "Are you lost ma'am, because heaven is a long way from here." and "I must be a snow flake, because I'm sure falling for you!"
Daring Em-.. Okay, thanx. Wish my luck
Daring Em has logged off to go woo his lady
Bloody Soldier has logged off to see his 'brother' fail miserably because of his cheesy pick up lines he gave him.
*****
Emmett nervously approached his mate. "Uh, Rose?"
"What do you want?" Rosalie snapped.
"Umm… Here." Emmett held out a bouquet of roses. "They're no match to your beauty,
but I want you to know I will love you until they all die."
"…One's plastic…"
"Exactly!"
Rosalie gave Emmett a long stare and then crushed them all, including the plastic one.
"…" Rose glared.
"…" Emmett gulped nervously. "D- Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?" Rose barked.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"… What in the world is your problem, Emmett?!"
"… uh, nothing.."
"Humph"
"Rose, you know Christmas is coming up, right? Well, I need to have one of your pictures so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas."
"… Emmett, are you high?!" There was an odd tone in her voice
"Well, do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!" Rose just stared in disbelief. "How about, are you lost ma'am, because heaven is a long way from here, or I must be a snow flake, because I'm sure falling for you!"
"Emmett what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to make you not angry with me…"
Rose's features softened. "Oh, Emmett you're so sweet. Of course I forgive you… Though, you might want to work on your pick-up lines…"
*****
Jasper just stood there in disbelief. The lines had worked? Amazing…
Suddenly Jasper had an idea. "Alice, love, did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?" An angry Alice snapped. She was not happy that Jasper wouldn't play dress- up.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
The next thing he knew, he was being flung out of the window.
Lol! R&R! I hope you like it. This was three pages! Actually, foutr if you count this part. Anyways, give me your opinon. Remember, I need a Beta! Oh, but I love these pick-up lines, they might be cheesy, but they are sweet. I'd love to have a guy say these to me! J Hope you liked it! Love you guys allot! Hugz and kizzez!