Blackimi: I JUST FINISHED THIS CHAPTER AND WAS ABOUT TO SAVE THE CHANGES WHEN I GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION FROM FACEBOOK CONCERNING MY TWIN BROTHER AND I ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED THE FUCKING TAB! NOW I HAVE TO START FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING!

Ikuto: Maybe you should put the word 'fuck' into better use. I mean, it's one of my favorite words and knowing that there are perverted knobs turning in your head, maybe you could -

Blackimi: No. I can't. That's one huge issue I'm dealing with right now.

Ikuto: What, got into another fight with your mom, rebellious teenager?

Blackimi: (shakes head) Nope, I'm having trouble fantasizing AMUTO moments...

Ikuto: HOLY SHIT! THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! QUICK, HAVE YOU READ ANY GOOD STORIES LATELY? HAVE YOU RECEIVED UPDATES FROM ANY OF YOUR FAVORITE STORIES? HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING?

Blackimi: (shakes head and sighs) Nope...

Ikuto: HAVE YOU READ ANY M RATED STORIES?

Reem: (bitch slaps Ikuto) Shut up. What you're saying isn't helping her out right now.

Blackimi: REEM! (glomps and clutches onto like Ikuto does with Amu)

Amu: And who are you? Her... Twin sister?

Reem: No, that position is fully occupied by Kyle. I'm one of her best friends and the evil con artist in our group.

Amu: Oh... And who is she? (points to Blackimi)

Reem: the emo yet perverted author

Ikuto: Whatever. Blackimi - baka would like to thanks all of those who reviewed, alerted and favorited her story! She's also like to thank those who put her on author alert and on their favorite author's list! (throws cookies)

Blackimi: I want Reem to do the disclaimer!

Reem: Ok... ELi DOESN'T OWN SHUGO CHARA CUZ IF SHE DID, SHE'D PUT MORE THAN JUST A MERE KISSING SCENE BETWEEN PINK AND BLUE HEAD RIGHT HERE! ;D

Ikuto: HELL YES! NOW ON WITH THIS SMEXY STORY!


Madness In Wonderland…

The story…

Black_kimono_otaku


-Ikuto's P.O.V.*-

I was in outside on the balcony, staring at the stars, when I heard the door slide open.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't think anyone would be here." Amu apologized.

She was in a white, knee-length, spaghetti strap night gown and her pink hair was let loose.

"It's ok. Would you like to join me?" I patted the ledge by my side, signaling that she could come to my side if she wanted.

Amu smiled and nodded.

She closed the door behind her and went over beside me.

We stared at each other for a while before turning to the stars over head…

"It's really nice…" Amu breathed. I nodded in agreement.

"Ikuto is it ok if I tell you a story?" she asked suddenly.

I looked down on her and met her eyes.

"Sure."

We went over to the small white couch Kukai had out here.

Amu sat and I followed…

She took in a deep breath, "Are you willing to listen to my story? The reason why I'm here, what I am, why I was in your world and all that happened in between?"

My eyes widened.

"Are you sure you want to tell me this?" I whispered.

Amu nodded, "its best you know what I've dragged you into…"

There she goes again, bringing herself down…

"Ok… I'm listening…" I finally answered after a minute or two of uncomfortable silence…

Amu took in another deep breath before starting…


-*Amu's P.O.V.*-

My father is the sole ruler of Seiyo. My mother is a witch and the queen of Seiyo.

Kukai is my adopted older brother and I have a younger sister, Ami, who is three years old…

I'm a princess… I'm half witch because of my mother…

Everyone loved our family and we loved them all back!

But there was only one person I truly despised, no matter what my parents said or thought…

His name was Kazuomi… he worked as an apprentice to my father…

I've always doubted his loyalty… There was just an aura around him that made you feel immensely uncomfortable and suspicious… but it was only me and my siblings who noticed it. Our parents were oblivious.

Somehow, I was always suspicious about the fact that one day, he'd try to overthrow our family and take over Seiyo.

God, if only I knew just how right I was!

A couple of years after Kukai left and the throne were to be assigned to me was when Kazuomi decided to strike.

He captured my parents and rendered my mother powerless. Then he took away Ami…

Then he came for me…

I was forced to abandon my family when Kazuomi sent our own army to kill me. I fled from my own home.

I went into hiding, constantly moving around and not daring to stay in one place for too long in the fear that they'd find me… I was wanted all across the land, dead or alive…

I was exhausted and was in need of a safe place where I could peacefully replenish my powers and turn them on in full throttle.

Along the way, I met Tadase. He helped me escape from a couple of bandits when I was too weak to use my powers. He said that he'd help me and I trusted him…

But we soon parted ways when we were ambushed…

I was badly injured but soon healed…

I met Rima a while later. This time, I helped her when she got caught up in an angry mob for pulling off one of her pranks. We didn't get along very well in the start but after a few life and death scenarios, we came to a truce.

We said our farewells in a random town and I left to continue on hiding.

Then I met Tadase again.

I was being chased in the middle of the night and he suddenly appeared out of nowhere and came to my rescue.

Then he helped me get to your world…

I don't really remember that part because I was nearly unconscious and weak.

Then, I wake up to find myself in this totally absurd and weird place! I'll admit, I was scared at first…

But then nobody came looking for me and I was finally able to rest, at long last…

I sort of went into a hibernation mode, although I was still aware of all that was happening around me.

I remember turning myself into a doll for protection…

I remember being taken by strange people…

I remember being sold and packaged…

I remember arriving at the toy store…

I remember looking at you as you unpacked me…

I remember you talking and scolding yourself for talking to what you thought was only a doll…

I remember you taking me away from that insane mob of girls…

Then, I decided that it was time to go back home…


I took in a deep breath and let it out…

Ikuto stared at me with an unreadable expression…

"So that's why you're back here. To save your parents and find your younger sister. Then take back the throne from Kazuomi, right?" he asked.

I nodded.

Ikuto sighed then leaned back on the couch with his hands behind his head, "You know, I never knew my family…"

My eyes widened at this but I kept silent.

"I was raised in an orphanage. When I finished school, I left and went to live by myself… My history didn't seem to bother me and I hardly even imagined what my parents would look or be like… To be honest, I didn't really care at all! I just wanted to keep it all to myself…" he turned to me, "But, then, I met you…"

I blushed and prayed that the darkness would hide it…

"I see your determination… you want to save your loved ones even though you know that nearly everyone would try to kill you for doing so…" Ikuto's cobalt blue eyes burned into mine.

"I-If you knew y-your parents, I-I'm sure you'd do th-the same." I cursed myself for stuttering.

Ikuto chuckled, "Yeah… I guess I would."

A smile graced my features and I reached out to ruffle his hair playfully, "Of course you will! And in case you need help, just give me a call!"


-*Ikuto's P.O.V.*-

A shiver went down my spine as I felt Amu run her fingers through my hair.

It felt really good…

I closed my eyes as she continued to twist fistfuls of hair between her fingers. After a little while, Amu stopped.

I opened my eyes when I felt the warm and light touch of her fingers on my cheek.

Amu continued to caress it gently and I leaned in, nuzzling my face against her palm. I pressed her hand to my cheek and let her fingers trace along my jaw.

When they came upon my lips, I turned Amu's hand around and kissed the back of her hand.

I heard Amu sigh and she came closer to me, her face inches from my own. Her eyes were closed and she held my face between her hands.

I leaned in and buried my face in her neck; trailing my lips on her skin.

Amu lifted her head slightly, exposing more skin and she tangled my hair between her fingers. I sent butterfly kisses from her jaw down to her collar bone.

Amu's breathing became slightly jagged. She gripped my hair tighter and my kisses grew deeper…

I slid my arms around her waist and pulled her even closer to me until I could feel her warmth against mine. Amu gripped at my clothes with her free hand and she let out her hot breath on the skin of my neck…

I'll admit, she was really hot and sexy when she tugged on my hair playfully. I was just rubbing my lips against her jaw, ready to go higher, meaning her lips; when the sound of the balcony door opening made Amu suddenly pull away from me.

Rima stood by the doorway with her arms folded across her chest. "R-Rima! We were just –"Amu tried to make up an excuse but the blonde just shook her head.

"Amu, no need to cover it up. I have a pretty good idea on what you two were doing out here." She said, "Now Ikuto, if you don't mind, I need to take away Amu for a while. Good night."

Rima suddenly grabbed Amu from me and dragged her off and away. A look of surprise came across Amu's face; a blush crept up to her cheeks as she opened her mouth to protest…

I watched silently as the two disappeared into the house.

I sighed then closed my eyes as I leaned back on the couch with my hands behind my head.

The stars were twinkling overhead and a smirk tugged on my lips…


Coming soon on Madness In Wonderland...

"Look…" Tadase pointed. The wind had blown away the leaves that littered the forest floor to reveal a hidden path.

Rima immediately seized her cussing and stared at the path.

"Do we follow it?" Utau asked.

"Like we have a choice. Maybe it might actually take us somewhere." Rima directed this statement to Kukai.


Blackimi: Look forward to the next chapter: The Scientist/Astrologist...

Ikuto: YES! YES! AMU AND I MADE OUT! AMU AND I MADE OUT! GOD, I LOVE YOU! (hugs and squeezes Blackimi)

Blackimi: C-Can't... br-breathe! (claws the air as if trying to grab for oxygen)

Reem: Well, you didn't kiss her on the lips so it can't be called making out.

Ikuto: WHAT? (drops Blackimi on the ground and she gasps for air)

Reem: (shrugs) ELi just wrote... (counts) seven paragraphs of you sucking on her skin. But, it a way, you were making out... WITH HER NECK!

Amu: YES! YES! IKUTO AND I DIDN'T MAKE OUT! IKUTO AND I DIDN'T MAKE OUT! GOD, I LOVE YOU! (embraces Blackimi)

Blackimi: GAH!

Ikuto: I FUCKING HATE YOU!

Blackimi: The more you hate, the more you love~!

Ikuto: (snorts) Then that must mean that I HATE Amu so much since I LOVE her so much!

Blackimi: Uh huh

Amu: But that means that... he LOVES me so much because he HATES me so much!

Blackimi: Yup

Ikuto: So if i repeat what i said earlier, then i'll just end up back here and we'll be going around in circles since they just cancel each other out! IT MAKES NO SENSE!

Reem: It's a paradox!

Ikuto: Shut up

Reem: What did you say...?

Blackimi: uh oh... (cowers in emo corner)

Reem: Tell me to shut up one more time... I dare you...

Ikuto: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Reem: OH YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU FUCKING GAYLORD!

Blackimi: Here, use my pen! (throws pen to Reem)

Blackimi: Twist it!

(Reem twists it and a scythe forms in her hand)

Reem: Did you take this from -

Blackimi: NO I DID NOT! THAT PEN IS AN ORIGINAL IDEA FROM MOI! I SWEAR! NOW GO! DON'T YOU HAVE A GAYLORD TO KILL?

Reem: Right... (starts chasing after Tadase)

Tadase: Hey! WHY ME?

Blackimi: It's not my fault you look like a girl!

Tadase: Nagihiko looks more like a girl than i do!

Blackimi: LEAVE THE SMEXY CROSS DRESSER OUT OF THIS!

Tadase: (groans) R&R!