Part X
Complete silence reigned over the hall. The toons didn't know how to help Furrball.
"Why did you lie? Why do you want to ruin my life?", the blue toon asked Sweetie.
"I saw everything! You repeatedly looked at Fifi while writing the exam! Certainly, you copied her answers! Admit it!", the pink canary said.
"I didn't do anything!", Furrball shouted.
"Oui! Mon amour just looked to see if I'm not nervous! I was worried about this exam, so he checked whether with moi is everything okay!", Fifi said.
"You're defending him because you are his fiancee!", Sweetie said. "You have no honor, the pathetic cat! How do you explain the fact, that after talking with Fifi you came out of the queue and you wrote something to the sheet? Huh?"
"I... I just signed my sheet! I forgot to sign! I swear!", the blue cat replied.
"So it was! I am a witness!", the skunkette added.
"Professor Bugs, I'm innocent! I never cheated on the exam! Please believe me!", Furrball begged the professor.
"Calm down, Furrball! We determine everything. Willie E. Coyote checks a surveillance video from the hall. Behind a few minutes we should know the results!", Bugs said.
"There must be some way to prove, that Furrball wasn't cheating!" Buster said to the toons.
"Easy to say, but how?", Hamton asked.
"Wait, I think, that I have an idea! I'll be right back!", Calamity said and walked over to Furrball, putting the paw on his shoulder. "I pull you out of this, my friend! I won't let to you be thrown out of the ACME Loo!"
After these words, the gray coyote ran out of the room.
"What's he invent?", Furrball asked Fifi.
"I don't know, mon amour. But I hope, that vous will be exonerated!", the skunkette said and cuddled up to her boyfriend.
"Don't worry, my kitty! Whatever happens, you are the most important in the world for me!", he whispered in her ear.
"Oh, mon tiger...", Fifi replied and kissed him.
Then Calamity returned to the room. He came with a table on wheels. On the table was a box with a mysterious apparatus and a monitor.
"What is it?", Plucky said.
"It's one of my recent devices. This is my polygraph!", the coyote said to the duck.
"Your polygraph?", Everyone shouted.
"Yes! And for a moment we will see whether Furrball spoke the truth!", Calamity had set parts of the machine and set the chair at the table. "Sit down in that chair, please!"
The blue toon started walking in the coyote's direction, but Fifi stopped him, grabbing him by the shoulder and wrapping her fluffy tail around him.
"Êtes vous sure, that it is safe?", the skunkette asked.
"Absolutely! Don't worry, Fifi!", Calamity replied.
"In that case...", the purple toon kissed Furrball and the blue cat went to the lie detector.
Furrball sat down on the chair. Calamity put an instrument resembling a colander on his head and put an instrument resembling a pressure gauge on his arm.
"Cal, how it works?", Babs said.
"It's very easy!", the gray toon said. "These detectors, which I put on Furrball's head and arm, attracts impulses that carry to the machine. This machine transmits the results of pulses to the monitor. The monitor displays, that our friend was telling the truth or not."
"Interesting!", Bugs said.
"Furrball, you have to answer shortly on questions. Yes or no. Do you understand?", Calamity asked his friend.
"Sure! Uh, I mean... yes!", the blue cat smiled.
"At the beginning we ask the obvious questions. I need to check the polygraph's works.", the gray coyote said to the toons.
"Are you Buster Bunny?", Buster said.
"No.", Furrball replied.
"TRUE", the green lettering flashed on the monitor.
"Are you a cat?", Plucky said.
"Yes.", the blue toon replied.
"TRUE"
"Is Fifi La Fume is votre greatest love?", Fifi said.
"Yes!", Furrball smiled at her.
"TRUE"
"I wanted to make sure!", the skunkette giggled.
"These questions come to nothing!", Sweetie screamed. "Let's get down to business!"
"All right!", Calamity said, and turned toward the cat. "Furrball, did you write the exam today?"
"Yes.", he replied.
"TRUE"
"Did you look at Fifi several times while writing the exam?", the gray coyote asked again.
"Yes.", the blue cat replied.
"TRUE"
"Do you see? See?", the pink canary triumphed.
"Hey, it's not over yet!", Calamity said to her. "Furrball, Did you copy responses of Fifi's sheet?"
"No," he replied.
"TRUE"
"What?", Sweetie shouted.
"Did you forget to sign on your sheet?", the coyote said.
"Yes.", the blue replied.
"TRUE"
"Did you cheat on the exam today?", the gray toon asked.
"No!" Furrball replied.
"TRUE"
"Thank you, that's all!", Calamity said.
The blue cat take off the instruments, which he had on his head and around the arm.
"My polygraph is not wrong! Furrball honestly wrote the exam and he deserves the B+ mark, and he shouldn't be thrown out of the ACME Loo!", the gray coyote turned to professor Bugs.
"I submit an objection!", Sweetie screamed. "Calamity is Furrball's best friend! He is defending him! He specially configured equipment to save his mate! This is a scam!"
"Not at all!", Calamity shouted.
"Well, Furrball... I'd really wanted to make this polygraph was right, but I have to wait for the analysis of the surveillance video...", Bugs Bunny spoke to the blue cat.
"You don't have to anymore!", Willie E. Coyote entered the room with a laptop under his arm.
"Furrball is innocent, professor Willie?", Buster asked him.
"You find out for themselves!", the brown coyote said, and started playing the film from the monitoring on the laptop.
The all toons seen as Furrball turns his head towards Fifi during the test. They saw his face perfectly. His eyes were directed at the skunkette's face, not on her sheet.
"Do you see? Here's proof, that Furrball not looked at Fifi's sheet!", Willie E. Coyote said.
"I was sure!", Calamity rejoiced.
"Wait a minute! After all, he wrote something to his sheet when he pulled out of the queue!", Sweetie intervened.
"I told you already ,that I forgot to sign my sheet!", Furrball explained.
"We'll see...", the adult coyote said and rewound the film forward.
On the screen was displayed Furrball, who pulled out of the queue, goes back to his table and writes something on his sheet.
"What? What's he writes? I don't see!", Bugs said.
"Definitely He improved his responses!", Sweetie screamed.
"Shut up already!", Calamity turned to her.
"Calm down, I can do the zoom!", Willie E. Coyote said and hit a few keys on the keyboard.
The all toons seen clearly the sheet and cat's paw now. They watched as Furrball writes a pen on the first page of the sheet.
"F... u... r... r... b... a... l... l... Furrball!", The all spelled, what he wrote on the sheet.
"So there! I'm innocent!", the blue toon shouted.
"Yes! Now I'm absolutely sure! Furrball, you receive the B + mark of the final exam!", Bugs Bunny said.
"Congratulations, mon amour!", Fifi hugged her fiancé to herself and kissed him.
"Do you believe him? How dare you! He is a cheater!", Sweetie screamed.
"Speaking of cheaters, I found something interesting on the recording of monitoring...", Willie E. Coyote smiled mysteriously.
"Really? What's that?", the toons asked in unison.
"Look!", the adult coyote said and started to play the video footage.
They all saw Sweetie, who while writing the exam took off the bow of her head and straighten out it into a ribbon. On the blue ribbon was something written. The pink canary read it, and then wrote something on the sheet.
"Sweetie! You... you cheated on the exam!", everyone shouted.
"That's why you got the A mark!", Furrball said.
"Come on, I don't cheat! I just helped a little bit myself... With a single task... Well, maybe with two tasks...", Sweetie explained with a smile on her lips.
"Vous wanted at all costs to throw mon amour of the ACME Loo, but vous êtes a cheater!", Fifi shouted to her.
"So, Furrball... The decision is yours!", Bugs Bunny said to the blue toon.
"The decision? What decision?", the cat asked.
"If you report me the information, that Sweetie was cheating during the exam, I'll have to throw her out of the ACME Looniversity.", the professor explained.
"This cat will decide on this?!", Sweetie was shocked. "That I will go to empty my locker..."
"Wait!", Furrball said to her and turned to the gray rabbit. "I don't report this information, professor Bugs."
"What?!", the pink canary was in shock.
"Yes, I don't report this information.", the blue cat said. "I know, how it feels to be someone, who a few days before graduation is expelled from the school. This threatened me a few minutes ago! Yes, I know that it's Sweetie wanted to throw me out of the ACME Loo. But I will be better than her, if I snitch on her? "
"You have a heart of gold, mon petit pussycat of passion!", Fifi clung to him.
"But... But... How's that?", Sweetie couldn't go out in surprise.
"Okay, folks, this is all for today! You remember about the ceremony of graduation ACME Looniversity on Friday! Until then, I ask you to clean up your school lockers! Bye!", Bugs Bunny said, then he and Willie E. Coyote came out of the hall.
The all toons started to go in their direction.
"What, are we going?", Calamity said to Fifi and Furrball.
"Sure!", the blue toon replied.
"Erm... Furrball...", he heard a familiar voice.
The cat turned in her direction. It was Sweetie.
"What do you want?", Furrball said menacingly.
"Furrball... I don't know what to say... I'm sorry... I don't know how I can repay you...", the pink canary said.
"Just get out of my way! Stop destroy my life! once and for all!", the blue cat said, he turned and went with Fifi and Calamity toward the exit from the ACME Loo.
"Furrball... I'm sorry...", Sweetie shed a tear, looking at the cat's back.
"Cal, you were brilliant!", Furrball said to his friend, when they were already outside.
"Oh, that's nothing...", Calamity blushed.
"Nothing? You've done everything, that I was cleared of all charges! Thank you, my friend!", the cat patted him on the back.
"Oui, I also thank vous!", Fifi smiled and kissed the coyote on the cheek.
"Ah, I'll do anything for friends!", the gray toon smiled.
"Hey, Where's kiss for me?", Furrball asked his fiancée.
"Oh, mon little tiger is jealous? Don't worry! I have prepared something special for mon amour!", the skunkette wrapped her paws around his body and kissed him on the lips.
"I think, that it's time to celebrate our good grades on the final exam! How about pizza? It's my treat!", Calamity told to the lovers.
"Why not?", they said simultaneously.
Fifi, Furrball and Calamity went in the direction of the nearest pizzeria.
At the same time, Pepe le Pew walked into the staff room at ACME Loo. Sylvester the cat was sitting inside the room.
"Bonjour, Sylvester!", the black skunk said to the cat.
"Hey, Pepe. What's happened?", the tuxedo cat replied, not taking his eyes from the newspaper.
"Do you remember, that our best students are getting married on Saturday?", Pepe asked him.
"How could I forget!", Sylvester said.
"Bien! So I thought, that we should prepare a wedding gift for them!". the skunk continued his thought.
"A wedding gift?", the cat was surprised. "But the whole teaching staff cough up for a common wedding gift for them!"
"Oui, that's true, but we should prepare something special! Finally, they are our favorite and best students, right?", Pepe said.
"And what do you suggest?", Sylvester asked him.
"Recently Fifi told me, that they were trying to get a job in the Toon Drama Theatre, but Morgan D. Fox didn't hire them!", the black skunk said.
"But it was obvious! Don't you know Morgan? He is looking stars, not novices!", the cat laughed.
"That's why I think, that we should find them a job!", Pepe confessed.
"What? A job?", Sylvester was surprised.
"Oui! The job of their dreams! Get ready, Sly! We're going out!", the skunk replied.
"We're going out? But where?", the cat put down the newspaper and got up of the table.
"You'll see! Everything in its time!", he said.
Pepe and Sylvester left the staff room and walked towards the exit of the ACME Loo.
END OF PART 10