On the other side of the backyard, beside the house, is where everything was set up. There were tables and chairs that looked very extravagant. The table cloths were alternating between gold and white. Each had a candle opposite color in the center of the table. Beautiful. There were catering tables set up with food for the humans. One of those tables held a beautiful cake on it. It had 4 levels, the middle two were separated by columns. It was a beautiful pink color that held gold flowers in random places. It was truly magnificent.
The wedding cake. The one Emmett and I had to eat. Wonderful. We made our way over to a table that was reserved for us. The family was already seated. Alice told everybody, well at least the humans, to have the lunch that she and Esme made.
Emmett was attached to my hip, as I was to his. We were talking amongst ourselves. Emmett and I was in our own little world. Nothing else mattered, nothing but each other. I loved him and he loved me. I didn't realize how much time had passed. Mine and Emmett's lips were at each other when I heard a what sounded like metal on glass. We pulled apart to see Carlisle standing with Esme by his side, a knife against his full glass. Everyone quieted down.
"I figured now would be the time to make a toast and say a few words to the happy couple. I just wanted to say congratulations. I'm so proud of you two. I love you both and want nothing more but the best wishes. And remember, Emmett, a man's wife has more power over him than anyone else. Don't forget" Carlisle said smiling. I laughed at his comment, agreeing. He nodded towards Emmett before having a seat.
"I am so proud of you two. You make a mother happy. I love both of you and wish both long, happy lives together. May your joys be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as it's foam." Esme said before hugging us both. She's so much like my mother. Next to stand up was Jasper, Raff, and Edward. Oh boy. They were smiling at us.
"First of all, we'd like to say congratulations." Jasper started off. I could see the smirk playing about his lips. I shook my head at them.
"Yes, so congrats, man." Raff said. Emmett was smiling at their antics.
"We just wanted to share some stuff with you." Edward said, trying not to laugh. My eyes widened. What have you got planned? They continued on.
"First, Emmett, Amelia is the love of your life, no other woman compares. Got it?" Jasper asked him. Emmett nodded, grinning from ear to ear.
"Second, she's always right. Don't question her. What she says is always right." Edward said, leaning on Raff. I giggled at them.
"And last? Always remember that marriage is the only war in which you get to sleep with the enemy." Raff finished up. Emmett was laughing loudly. His booming voice echoing off the forest behind us. Edward and Jasper came and gave us a hug, while Raff stayed in his spot, standing beside a sitting Rosalie. I rose my eyebrow at him. What are you doing? Raff cleared his throat.
"Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Raff Cullen and for those of you that do… well, I apologize. Foolishly, Emmett has given me the great honor of being Best Man for him on this very special day. Let me just say how grateful I was to have been chosen to speak at such a joyous occasion, the wedding of Amelia and Emmett. Unfortunately, those feelings have now gone out the window and I stand here before you… terrified." Raff laughed at his comment. "Before I hand you over to Alice, I would just like to say a big Thank you to the bridesmaids because they have done a marvelous job in helping us, and look fantastic! In fact, they are only eclipsed by Amelia herself, who, I'm sure you'll agree, looks absolutely stunning today. The groom however, just looks stunned.
"Right now I would like to ask both Amelia and Emmett to take part in my speech. Amelia, will you please place your right hand on the table. Emmett, will you please place your left hand on top of Amelia's. I would like to ask you both to keep your hands in this position until the end of my speech and believe me Emmett, you will regret it if you don't. I would like to also thank you for finally admitting after all this time that I have known you, that I am the Best Man!" He directed his attention the Jasper and Edward. I stifled a laugh. " Instead of telling you a bunch of stories that can drag on forever, you will have to listen to my marital advice instead. I'm not sure I'm the best person to dish out advice, but I do have the following words of wisdom for the happy couple. Emmett, first, set the ground rules and establish whose boss- then do everything she says. Second, married life can be compares to Football, so, be fully committed every week and make sure that you score every Saturday. Third, remember the 4 rings. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering, and the enduring. Fourth, don't forget, if you buy her flowers, she knows you're feeling guilty, and she will remember, to the second, the last time you bought her some… and the reason why. Lastly, there are three words you must never forget. 'You're right, dear.'
"For the bride," Raff said, turning his attention towards me. "For you I have the five key tips to a successful marriage. A man who will treat you right and always stand by your side. A man who will shower you with gifts and compliments. A man who will comfort you in times of trouble. A man who will please you and grant you your every request. Most importantly, make sure that each man does not know the other ones names." Everyone laughed at his comment. Raff, well, this is just Raff. "But really, Emmett. You are one lucky man! You married Amelia today. She's a beautiful, smart, funny, loving, and caring young woman. She really deserves a great husband. Thank God she married you before she found one. Have you still got your hands together? Good. The final and most important task of the Best Man, is knowing when enough is enough and I think that that time had arrived as I look down at my girlfriend and see her with her head in her hands, 'wondering what have I done?' It has been an honor and a privilege to be Best Man today. Thanks again for letting me have the job! And I honestly couldn't wish for a better friend to be Best Man for.
"I think you will all agree that today, Emmett truly is the Best Man and apart from Amelia being the most stunning person in the room, he is also the luckiest. Now, in case any of you are wondering why I asked Emmett to place his hand on top of Amelia's, I will tell you now. Emmett… as my final role, it has been with great pleasure that I have been able to give you the last five minutes in which you will ever have the upper hand over Amelia. Please stand and raise your glasses to Mr. and Mrs. Cullen!" Everyone stood and clapped. All I could do was laugh at Raff's antics. He is such a moron, but I love him. Alice stood up beside him, pushing him back in his chair. I heard her whisper 'My turn.' She can be a little pushy sometimes, but if she was not she would not be Alice. After everyone calmed down, she started.
