Wolf: Wahahahaha! Guess what everyone? …I'm creating a SPIN-OFF! Yeah! You'll see what it is about in this chapter!
Jayfeather: Hooray!
Lionblaze: Hooray!
Hawkfrost: No!
Lionblaze: (To Hawkfrost) Die again, you stupid nincompoop! (Attacks Hawkfrost.)
Wolf: I don't own Warriors, Star Wars, the Bananaphone song, Nemesis, or Dairy Queen.
Chapter Ten: I LIKE ICE CREAM!!!
Pwnage has logged on.
EyeoftheTiger has logged on.
Blindsided has logged on.
Blindsided: Phew…I think we outran Grandma!
Pwnage: What a relief!
SandyShores has logged on.
Pwnage: I swear, that she-cat has some major issues! All cranky and…you know. Maybe she'll really get hit by a reindeer.
Blindsided: Err, Lionblaze…
Pwange: Whatever! I'm not finished, Jayfeather! She needs to get out, and find some friends! Maybe they can all be cranky together, in their old lady books clubs and-
SandyShores: Hello, Lionblaze. I am not in a book club. Nor do I ever plan on joining one.
Pwnage: AHHHHHHH!
Pwnage has logged off to hide from his scary grandmother.
EyeoftheTiger: Hey Jayfeather?
Blindsided: Yeah?
EyeoftheTiger: Well, I've dropped the vegan diet-
SandyShores: That's a relief!
EyeoftheTiger: And now, I'm opening an ice cream shop.
JellySpoons has logged on.
JellySpoons: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the banana phone! Tigerstar is opening an ice cream shop?!
EyeoftheTiger: To be specific, I'm opening a Dairy Queen.
JellySpoons: HA HA HA HA HA! That's hilarious! The evil Tigerstar, delivering ice cream to all of the happy little children!
EyeoftheTiger: Shut up, Wolf!
TreeHuggingPitchfork has logged on.
AtomicFireball has logged on.
TreeHuggingPitchfork: What's this I hear? Tigerstar is opening a Dairy Queen? LOL!
EyeoftheTiger: Grr…
AtomicFireball: Hi Sandstorm!
SandyShores: Where have you been?!
AtomicFireball: Well, I decided to give up on putting up the lights. I let the apprentices do it.
SandShores: And?
AtomicFireball: Now I'm finding a tree with Graystripe!
TreeHuggingPitchfork: Wolf! Sing with me! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring-
JellySpoons: BANANA PHONE!!! And by the way, I LIKE ICE CREAM!!!
JellySpoons has logged off.
TreeHuggingPitchfork has logged off.
SandyShores: Anyways, Firestar, how is your tree search working out?
AtomicFireball: NO, GRAYSTRIPE! WE CAN'T CUT DOWN THAT TREE! THAT'S THE SHADOWCLAN PEE TREE! THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM ON THAT TREE!
SandyShores: Great StarClan!
EyeoftheTiger: Anyways…Jayfeather, do you want to work the drive-thru at my Dairy Queen?
Blindsided: Of course! I'm sure Lionblaze will work too!
AtomicFireball: NO, GRAYSTRIPE! I LIKE THIS TREE! AND THAT ONE HAS INITIALS CARVED INTO IT!
SandyShores: Whose initials?
AtomicFireball: Let's see…it says "H.F. and B.S Forever." Hmm…why do those initials seem familiar?
SandyShores: Uhh…let's forget about those?
Bindsided: Ha! B.S! That's hilarious! And…wait a minute! B.S. is Blackstar, and S.S. is-
SandyShores: HAHAHAHAHA! Hawkfrost!
EyeoftheTiger: No way! That's awesome! And it's great blackmail material! Although I know for a fact that Hawkfrost isn't…erm, well, you know. Hawkfrost once thought Hollyleaf was hot.
Blindsided: Eww!
AtomicFireball: GRAYSTRIPE! WE CAN'T TAKE THAT TREE! IT BELONGS TO THE EVIL POPSICLE!
SandyShores: What evil popsicle?
Blindsided: Should I even ask?
EyeoftheTiger: I don't think we should ask, no.
AtomicFireball: THAT'S IT! WE'RE BUYING A PLASTIC TREE! AND THAT'S MY FINAL DECISION!
AtomicFireball has logged off to scream in frustration.
SnadyShores has logged off to help Firestar.
EyeoftheTiger: See you in a few days at the grand opening, Jayfeather!
EyeoftheTiger has logged off.
Blindsided has logged off.
Pwnage has logged on.
Pwnage: Oh, thank StarClan! Grandma is gone!
HunteroftheNight has logged on.
HunteroftheNight: I WILL KILL LEAFPOOL WITH A ROUND, WOODEN SPOON!!!
Pwnage has logged off to hide from the icky Nightcloud.
HunteroftheNight has logged off to plot against Leafpool.
Wolf: Well, the spin-off is about the Dairy Queen. So far, the employees are Tigerstar, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Cinderheart, and Heathertail. Let me know if you want anyone else to work!
Lionblaze: Yay! I get to work with Heathertail!
Heathertail: Lionblaze, you are a filthy, rotton cockroach!
Lionblaze: You meanie-face! (Cries.)
Wolf: Review! Or else my super army of the zombie chickens will eat your brains!
Jayfeather: How is your army?
Wolf: It has doubled in size!
Hollyleaf: Anyways, REVIEW!! OBEY THE WORD OF THE AUTHORESS AND THE WARRIOR CODE OR DIE!! ON SECOND THOUGHT, ONLY OBEY THE CODE!!
Wolf: No! (Waves fingers in Jedi Mind trick.) You will review!