Sorry it's been soooo long, but here's a funny chapter for you xxxxxxxxx
Alice's POV.
I giggled at my vision. This mall trip would be so fun, let's just say I can see Millie's face turning a new shade of blue…
Emmett and Jazz had already told us our roles in this, but we had no idea what each others were so we would be surprised, I tried not to look into the future to find out.
"Why are we here? We came here yesterday?" Millie whined.
"LIAR!" Nessie screamed at the top of her voice.
"Excuse me, how dare you scream at me like that young lady!"
"Excuse me, how dare you speak to me like that young lady!" Rosalie mimicked in a squeaky voice.
"What's wrong with you children?" She sighed.
"No, the question is, what's wrong with you?" I said.
She rolled her eyes like Jessica Stanley would have.
We walked into the first store; Game. Boring! Ah well.
Millie's POV.
What is wrong with them today? No, what is wrong with them altogether? They're freaks! Wait, I shouldn't say that, I'm a good Christian I shouldn't be thinking these things, but they're so infuriating!
I was interrupted from my thoughts by Alice laughing hysterically, I turned around, and she was rolling on the floor with a game in her grasp she was laughing so hard.
"Alice get up now!" I hissed.
"Touch Dic!" She giggled hysterically.
"Excuse me madam! What kind of language is that?"
"Touch Dic!" She gasped for air; she showed the other children the game, they all burst out laughing too, rolling on the floor. I was earning some weird looks from people. Some were muttering, "Should keep her kids under control."
"No! They're not mine! They're his!" I yelled pointing next to me, I looked to see that Carlisle wasn't there, a 10 year old boy was there looking really confused.
I snatched the game of Alice, sure enough it was a Nintendo DS game called Touch Dic, how childish.
"Get up now!" I growled. They did as I asked still laughing.
"I'm so buying that!" Edward said making a move to grab the game from me.
"No way!" I snatched it away.
"Why? I have the money!" He protested.
"You are not allowed this game! None of you are!" I screamed.
"Not even me?" Emmett pouted.
"Yes, not even you!"
He looked shocked then hurt, and then he screamed, he wailed and wailed in the middle of the store! Like a 3 year old! He sat down in the middle of the floor and pounded his feet and fists into the carpet, wailing really loud!
"Emmett! Stop this nonsense now!" I hissed.
"All I wanted was a game, but Mommy won't let me buy it! With my own money!" He sniffed to a member of staff trying to calm him down and flirt with him.
"Oh, what game did you want?"
"I only wanted the new Dora game to help me with Spanish, but she said no!" He sobbed.
"What's going on here?" Carlisle appeared.
"Nothing Dad." Emmett jumped up and smiled, acting totally normal again, the crowd we'd earned looked at me with disgust. I was so embarrassed! Mortifying.
"DOBBY BE FREEEEE!" Jasper yelled before they all ran out laughing like hyenas.
"What in God's name was all that?" I yelled.
"Excuse me, but who are you?" Bella asked, looking confused.
"What? Bella quit it come on!" I yelled.
"Umm, go away please, I have no idea who the hell you are."
"Is this lady bothering you?" A security guard said to Bella.
"Yes, she just came and started yelled at my siblings and me." She batted her eyelashes at him; he blushed but turned his attention to me.
"I think you should leave miss."
"Excuse me!" I asked, taken aback.
"Oh dear, please don't do anything officer, I'm sure she won't do it again, I was just terribly confuddled on why she was yelling at us all, you see Alice here is quite scared of loud noises, I must have over reacted to her." She puckered her lips and made her eyes really big. He blushed even more.
"If you're sure Madame." He stuttered.
"Thank you officer, it's okay Ali, she didn't mean it." She hugged the scared looking Alice.
"No problem madam. Have a lovely day." He nodded and left. They burst into more laughter, even Carlisle!
"And you said I couldn't act!" Bella poked Edwards arm.
"Proven wrong" Edward laughed.
I was fuming. "I could have been arrested!" I screamed.
"So?" Rosalie glowered.
I groaned and turned my head.
"Where now?" Nessie asked.
"Pandora!" Rosalie squealed.
The boys groaned.
Bella's POV.
Pandora was crap. Bleh! We must have spent half an hour in there! Emmett seemed to like it! Scary right. He said he liked the way everything sparkled, how it was all so pretty, I think he was trying to make Rose ignore his stupidity because I saw him looking at engagement rings when she wasn't looking.
"Emmett! Pssst Emmett!" He jumped.
"Hmm?" He turned around.
I whispered in his ear.
"Are you doing what I think you are?" I asked.
"Yep, wait what are you thinking?"
"Proposing to Rose again?"
"Yeah, not yet though, in a couple months." He shrugged.
"Oh, I think she'll like that one." I pointed to the simple gold band with a big square diamond in the middle which was slightly pink but under the light set of rainbows.
"Perfect Bells!" He gave me a bear hug.
"What are you looking at?" Millie came over.
"Um, these necklaces, I'm thinking of getting one for our Mom." Emmett said, pointing to the necklaces above the rings.
"Oh, which one?" She asked.
"I don't know, we're just looking." He shrugged.
She stalked off looking for someone else to harass I guess. Emmett took her distraction and went to the cashier. He was talking in a really hushed tone so I decided to distract Rose.
"Hey Rose, how about we pull a prank on this bitch?" I asked.
She smiled, a gleam in her eye.
"How?" I don't know, come outside so we can plan?"
"Sure, where's Em?" She asked.
"Looking for a gift for Esme I think." I lied.
"Oh, okay." She shrugged.
"Idea! Come with me." She grabbed my arm and dragged me to a small store and bought a bottle of water.
"Rose, I don't understand, how is this a prank?" I asked.
"You'll see, the boys do this at school all the time."
"Bella! Bella! Is that you?" A familiar nasally voice yelled.
"Oh no." I sighed, I put on my best fake smile and turned around, awful sight. A pregnant Jessica Stanley, Mike Newton and a child that resembled them both, he looked around 6.
"I can't believe it's you, you haven't aged a day Bella!" Mike said, trying to hug me. I carefully dodged it.
"Hi guys! How are you?" I layed on the sarcasm heavy, they didn't seem to notice.
"Fine, have you and Edward split then?" Mike asked, hopefully.
"No, we haven't and never will thank you Mike." He looked disappointed.
Rosalie snorted. "What about you Rosalie? You and that steroid junkie split?" He asked, oh dear, Mike, start running.
"You did not just go there Newton, Emmett and I are still together, always have and always will. I don't think you should be flirting you know, since your wife, the mother to your children is right there." She smiled and folded her arms.
Jessica glared at the now scarlet Mike, "Goodbye Mike, see you at the hotel." She growled and pulled their son away. "Come on Harry." She stalked off.
I couldn't help but laugh.
"So, what brings you guys here?" Mike asked.
"Visiting family, you?" I giggled.
"Ski Holiday." He sighed.
"Oh, well it was good seeing you Mike." I said, turning away. He grabbed my arm.
"Bella wait, please just come out with me to Nino's , the restaurant, just down the street, to catch up you know?"
"No, 1. I'm happily married 2. It's obvious you're trying to get me to cheat on Edward 3. You have a family to think about EW 5. It's not been that long Mike, 7 years is hardly any time."
"Oh, okay Bella." He walked of looking glum. Me and Rose burst out laughing.
"Oh Mike!" Rosalie sang. He practically ran over.
"Yes."
"Close your eyes and come real close." She whispered. He did, looking eager.
She turned around and picked up a pug dog, it's owner looked annoyed but Rose winked at him.
She lifted the pug to Mike's face, it started licking his lips, Mike kissed back, but he opened his eyes when he heard us laughing.
"What the hell?!" He jumped back wiping his face. Rose put the pug down and said seriously,
"Nobody calls my man a steroid junkie!" I burst out laughing at Mike running off.
We high fived.
"Good dog." She patted the pug on the head.
"Thanks for your dog." She winked at the owner.
"Any time." He stuttered.
We walked off to the restrooms then and emptied the water bottle,
"Watch and learn Bella." She filled up the bottle with toilet water then twisted the cap on so it looked like it hadn't been opened. She washed her hands and we set off back to find the others.
"Where have you two been?" Millie put her hands over her hips.
"Mom lets us go off on our own, and we told Dad, we went to get you some water, you looked thirsty." Rosalie shrugged.
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