Mickey: Last ime on Total Drama Kingdom, our campers finally got a taste of what it's like here... and they did not like it. They complained too many times of Pete the Chef's cooking that we dicided to give them a taste of thier own medicine. We shipped the to Disney World's most famous park, the Magic Kingdom. They were each givin a stand to run on thier own. Just to add insult to injury, we gave them the most annoying, stupid, nerdy, up-tight, mocky, over-demanding people as customers. By a slip of the tounge, Yuffie cursed her own way out of here. Now who will be selfish, who will be selfless, and who will eat shellfish. Find out now on TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM.
(Theme Song)
(Leon and Cloud are on lawn chairs looking out at the lake and horizon, Aerith is on Cloud's lap)
Cloud: Dude, I'm starting to like this place.
Leon: You said it, pal.
Cloud: That was rough huh?
Leon: What?
Cloud: Aw, c'mon man. Yuffie getting unfairly voted off. That's gotta cut deep.
Leon: Bah. Yeah right. We never had a relationship.
Aerith: C'mon Leon. A blind monkey could see you liked her.
Leon: Yeah... well.... Don't go spreading it around.
Aerith: You gonna keep us safe?
Leon:... Sure
Aerith: Secrets safe with us.
(Sora and Roxas are tossing a frisbee)
Roxas: Yo! Man, I'm open... Got it.
Sora: Pass it here Roxas... Nice throw.
Riku: hey guys, can I join?
Roxas: Sure. Why not.
Mickey: Well folks. Our final six have fought thourgh a lot. And I mean a LOT. Diving, cakewalks, races, Hampster Balls, kickball, conversation, Jedis, eating, torture, and food dealing. Well with great challenge, comes great elimination. Auron, Tidus, Tifa, Roxas, Kairi, Yuna, Tifa again, and Yuffie. So let's see how these players cope with these losses... in the Total Drama Islands TOTAL...DRAMA...REWIND.
Mickey: People, this part one of two awesome episodes. First we make all of the campers do everything that thier commades got eliminated trying to do. Then, things heat up as we go to Loser Les Resotio. An exclusive resort where we send the losers after they leave. Ya know, just do they don't spill the beans.
Mickey: If our players survive every part of the Total Drama Kingdom's Total Drama Remind. They're safe from elimination.
Mickey: First we will test the memory of each camper by asking them the order of the campers voted off. Any one who messes up, is eliminated from the challenge.
Sora: Umm... I know it was Auron and Tidus first, then it was definatly Tifa. So next had to be Roxas then *sniff* *sniff* my Kairi. Aw man, why'd you make me talk about it, man.... Oh yeah, it's Yuna, Tifa, and Yuffie.
Leon: That's easy. I've been keeping track of the dreams I conquered. Auron, Tidus, Tifa, Roxas, Kairi, Yuna, Tifa, Yuffie.
Riku: I think Auron was first. I know I voted for Tidus next. Tifa then Roxas definatly because I know the two who returned were voted off consecutivly. So That leave Kair and Yuna, then the merge. So Tifa is next again. And Yuffie just left so that's it.
Aerith: I know this. Auron, Tidus, Tifa, Roxas, Kairi, Yuna, Tifa again, and Yuffie. I can tell you why they all left.
Mickey: No that's Ok... I good, dude.
Cloud Uhh... Auron, then uhh... Tidus, then Tifa and Roxas... Then uhh... Yuna...?
Mickey: Sory dude, Yuna didn't come till AFTER Kairi.
Cloud: Dammit!
Mickey: Next The campers will each participate in the challenge of the person who's elimination was basically their fault. Some will have tons, some will have none. If they cannot complete all of their challenges, they're outta her.
Mickey: Sora, it waas your fault Auron left. You told the players that he desrved it since he could not find his key. So, to put you in his position, we hid the key so good you will nevr find it. So just dive in and find it *snickers*.
Sora: It's in your back pocket.
Mickey: bla...huh...whe.. No it's not.
Sora: Yeah, it is. I saw you put it in there like 5 minutes ago so.
Mickey: (Reaches in his back pocket) darn it.
Mickey: Leon, it was fault that Yuna, Roxas, Yuffie and Tidus left. That's a lot dude.
Leon: How was it my fault Yuffie left?
Mickey: Your indiffernce made her like really mad, dude.
Leon: Oh, I see now
Mickey: Ya just wanna back out now.
Leon: Yeah I'll do that.
Mickey: Ok.
Mickey: Riku, no one really left because of you. That's cool.
Riku: I guess
Mickey: Roxas, it was your fault that you left. So you gotta do it again bro.
Roxas: Fine. (He fights Cloud. He fails, but he fights)
Mickey: Aerith, it was your fault that Kairi left. You spread the word that she should leave.
Aeirth: I understand, but there was never a challenge?
Mickey: True, but you have to do something. So we're gonna cover you in worms.
Aerith: Ahhh! Why!
Mickey: You're ascared of em'.
Aerith: I hate this stupid show. (She covers herself in worms)
Mickey: (To the remaining players) Now you'll have to get grilled by Fangirls.
(Everyone but Roxas)
Roxas: What are fangirls?
(one hour later)
Roxas: AHHHH!
Fangirl1: Omg, I love you Roxas!
Roxas: WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT!? WHY DO YOU JUST SAY RANDOM LETTERS!?
Fangirl2: Roxas, marry me!
Roxas: AHHH, WHY!?
Fangirl3: YOU'RE THE BEST ROXAS!
Roxas: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME!?
Mickey: Rough, but he did survive. So Roxas has immunity. Didn't see that coming. Well see on on part two of TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM'S...TOTAL...DRAMA...REWIND.
