Authoress Note: Thank you everyone for reviewing:D I'm so happy, yes, Akatsuki's Corner is a bit weird, but, the reason I invented the idea of it is because so I could freak you guys out, and it's working like a charm. Thank you everyone whom read and reviewed yet again. Selena, tell Katie that Sasuke's new nickname is 'SasGAY'. She'll be pissed and she calls Itachi weasel. Trust me, her making up names are bad, she can only make cute nick names, not bad ones. It really need Sai's help…
A Black Rose
"Quote of the Day"
"Tobi is a good boy!" – Tobi
Me: Tobi, get out, Itachi has the Quote of the Day.
"Foolish litter brother… You still lack hatred." – Uchiha Itachi of Akatsuki
Chapter 9 – S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G!!! (A guy's worst nightmare…)
The moon rose with ease as the guys (AKA: Akatsuki members, not including Sakura or Itachi) left the building to rest in their own. Sakura had a great time after watching some Potter Puppet Pals on YouTube. Sasori told them that he made those when he was in 3rd grade because he read the whole series that age. This cracked everyone up, even Itachi chuckled a bit. Sasori grew pissed and showed them other stuff. Itachi noticed that he was on YouTube because of Ino, another stalker. Sakura couldn't help be grow pissed, she glared at the screen name: BlondesRock28 She nearly upchucked at the name.
"Ne, Itachi-san?" she asked. Itachi looked over his shoulders to see Sakura creating a YouTube account. "What should my user name be…?" a curious question mark was over her head.
He thought about this for a while, "xXFallenSakuraXx." He said. She looked at him strangely.
"Isn't that an emo user name?" she asked again.
Itachi sweat dropped, "My user name is xXFallenItachiXx, I know, it's gay, though girls don't know it's really me, they think I'm another girl." He explained. The weasel's sensitive ears heard a mumble, 'Smart…' she typed in her given user name and everything was complete. After hearing a yawn from the tired out cherry blossom, he saw her shake her head, trying to stay awake.
"You go to sleep, I'll wake you when dinner's ready." He demanded. Sakura was hesitant for a couple of minutes before trusting him and slept on one of the couches. Itachi slowly draped a thin black blanket on her small body and continued to cook. Yes, the weasel cooks! (A/N: How can a weasel cook? I thought they have no thumbs… Itachi: Baka -.-)
Moans and groans of pain could be heard, Itachi's head stuck out of the kitchen doorway and sighed, 'This is getting troublesome.' He stopped, since he was waiting for something to boil, he decided to comfort her again. In fact, he didn't mind at all, usually, when he was close to her, he felt his guard lower. The confused Uchiha was wondering why he admires her, she wasn't that pretty, he had seem prettier, he suspected of her personality that made her stand out from the rest of the fan-girls. He sat by her side, taking her hand and squeezing it, patting her short pink hair lovingly. Her squirms stopped by his touch, she relaxed immediately and whispered a few words that affected him most, "Don't…Kill…Them…"
Itachi flinched, it had been long since he started the infamous Uchiha Clan Massacre. Nobody actually knew the reason why, some said that he was pressured, some said because he wanted to test his capacity. Those were all horrible lies and rumors. Until someone actually knew the reason with possible explanation, he would be forever thankful for that one brilliant person.
The tea kettle whistled as steam came spewing out of the hole. He jumped up, shocked at first then noticed his surroundings and decided to wake up the sleeping cherry blossom. The Uchiha did not notice his hand was still on hers. He finally spoke in a low whisper, his lips so close to her ear, "Wake up Sakura-chan." Her jade eyes snapped open and lifted her head high, accidentally hitting Itachi's nose hard. "Itai…" he mumbled.
"Aah…!" she squeaked and faced Itachi's way, seeing rub his nose from the hard bang. "Gomen nasai, gomen nasai!" the pink haired girl was soon about to lift her hand to heal the bruise, though, she also notice a hand on her cold ones. She looked down to see Itachi's hand on hers. A beautiful blush crept up her usual pale face, making her look like a true goddess. Itachi felt a small lift, he rolled his onyx eyes down to the connection of the hands, a microscopic blush appeared on his cheeks and he let go quickly.
"Let me heal it." She lifted the now warm hand and healed it with ease.
"Arigatou." He thanked her quietly and went to kitchen to eat, with her following along.
During the silent dinner, Sakura swung her pink head up, with hopeful bright emerald eyes shining under the light underneath, "Itachi-san? May we go to the mall after this? I just think that after this we may have nothing to do… So, can we? I already sort of invited Konan and the others to come along as well!" Itachi raised an eyebrow at this, though he gave her a curt nod, finish cleaning the dishes, they left without evidence or trace of their conversation.
-Mall-
The mall was all crowed in all corners of the huge building. This wasn't Sakura's first time here, in fact, this was her 7th. She usually had to go to the mall to assassinate a woman or a co worker from a shop. Everyone is in a rather cheerful mood currently, it kind of scared Itachi and Pein.
Konan started dragging her off into a random direction, with everyone behind following. The people stared at the poor girl, or so they thought. Sakura looked confused, "Konan-chan, why are they staring at me?"
"Oh," she mouthed an 'O'. "Well, every year, the Akatsuki chooses a new member to join, hoping to make Akatsuki famous. Though, we stopped since we were already well known for the bad things we do." She whispered about the 'bad things we do' part. Sakura nodded and saw the Hello Kitty ™ shop. She nearly gagged as she saw Ino inside, cooing at the many stuffed animals.
Once the pig came out, she snorted as all of her wannabe followers copied her, "What do you want Forehead? Just because you beat me doesn't mean I still can't be smarter than you." She 'tsk'ed.
'Control…Control…' she inhaled and exhaled, feeling only a slight headache. "What makes you think I'm stupid?" she asked.
"Because, that big forehead of yours is a huge empty brain of yours and those disgusting green eyes are dull, like a dull pencil, not able to work any longer." She answered her question.
The cherry blossom narrowed her eyes at the pig, "Well then, why didn't you become Akatsuki if you are so smart and I am so dim-witted?" A pregnant silence was heard, until Deidara smirked and called out,
"BURN!!!" everyone sweat dropped.
Ino 'tch'ed, "Well, give me the damn question then." She crossed her arms and leaned her entire weight onto her left leg.
Pein came up and glared at her, "If you think you are smart enough to join Akatsuki," he paused then resumed. "Answer this: If you were to finish a tough mission and is now ambushed by 5 foe shinobis, what would you do?"
"Attack them." She simply said.
Pein looked at Sakura for an answer, "Find a way to retreat."
Pein nodded and continued, "Sakura wins." Ino looked outraged.
"NANI?! WHY DOES THAT DUMBFUCK GET TO ALWAYS WIN?! SHE HAS THE PERFECT LIFE! SHE HAS BOYS AFTER HER, SHE'S STRONG, AND POWERFUL! WHY AM I ALWAYS LEFT OUT?! I DESERVE MORE ATTENTION THAN THAT BITCH!" the temperature seemed to drop a fair amount.
"Shit…" Hidan muttered, quickly dashing to Sakura's presence and held her down.
Sakura was now pissed as hell, "You shut the fuck up you lazy pig! You got that?! You talk as if you know me! How dare you call me a bitch?! Well, you know what? For a fact, you are slut who does not give a fuck about others than herself. Fuck off whore and piss off to your little sluts as well!" her glared intensified as she spoke every word loud and clear so the pig could choke on every single one of the letters.
Tears gathered into Yamanaka's eyes and she ran off. Konan smiled a big wide smile, "FUCK YEAH! GO AND RUN AWAY YOU SLUT!" loud cheers from the Ino-haters club were loud and the cherry blossom smiled.
"Let's celebrate at Q-Cup!" Deidara offered, in the mood for sweets now. "my treat."
Q-Cup
The gang all sat down, enjoying their sweet dessert and chatted like it was about the weather. Konan and Pein ordered dango to share, Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi ordered a large crêpe to share, Kisame went to Jamba Juice to get drinks, and Hidan and Kakuzu decided to just lay off the sweets for today.
"Damn, I never knew you had it in you girl!" Konan patted Sakura's back. She smiled and stared at her small strawberry flavored crêpe. She picked up a plain white fork and picked up a piece…
"Hey, where's my red bean smoothie?" Pein wanted his damn smoothie and now! Kisame tossed him the liquid filled cup. "Arigatou." Konan rolled her blue eyes.
"What the fuck is up with you and red beans? I mean, they taste awesome and all, but you are way too ob—" she was paused by a pair of smooth lips. Immediately melting by his touch, she closed her eyes and cherished the moment.
Itachi walked unnoticeably to Sakura's back, leaning down to the fork.
Sakura was nearly getting the fork-filled food into her mouth, just barely touching her lips… Any moment now… She was interrupted with Itachi leaning forward and eating the piece of crêpe on the fork. She paused and huffed, mumbling something to the lines of, 'Stupid…Fork…Give…Tobi…' a small unnoticeable blush appeared on her cheeks.
Itachi swallowed, "Strawberries?" she nodded and grabbed another fork, giving her last fork to Tobi. "I thought you would get cherry."
She shrugged, "The flavor is a bit too original to my liking. Let me guess, plum?" he smirked and nodded.
Authoress Note: I do not like Jeff anymore. Ok, yes I still do, I just said it to the fucked up boy, Billy, to stop teasing me. So gullible… I want 200 reviews as a total of 20 reviews!
!Akatsuki's Corner!
RANDOM HALLOWEEN!
Starring:
Konan
&
Pein
Pein: Everyone is going to be so surprised when they see my Halloween costume! (Konan sweat drops)
Konan: What the fuck… Is dressing up like Orochimaru really such a good idea?
Pein: It's not a good idea… It's an AWESOME idea! And I will have the most original outfit in the entire Akatsuki. (skin pale, purple thingy, and still has piercings on, AKA: really scary in a freaky way…)
Konan: Uhh… Well, it's scary alright.
Pein: Well then, let's get going! Alright everyone, let's go trick or treating!
(everyone is dressed up as Orochimaru)
Pein: T-T No… way…
Konan: I didn't want to make you feel bad, that's why I didn't say anything. (looks away)
END
Konan: (dressed up as Orochimaru) Have a scary evening!
Pein: It's passed Halloween smart-one…
Konan: Well, the authoress wanted to do this!
Pein: Than she's weird.
Me: Like I never heard that before… -.-'
Konan:P