Arem: *acting loopy* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lalalalalalalalalalalallalalaalala LA! XD
Mera:*puts headphones on & reads* u
Arem: NO! NO! WHY? HE WAS ONLY A CHILD! DX*looking at Rema holding a partially peeled banana* D.X
Rema:*takes a bite of a banana* You need to get yourself checked out. O.o
Arem:*In a demonic voice* I SHALL MURDER THE DOCTORS THAT TRY TO CHECK ME OUT! DX
Mera: no you won't. 9.9
Arem: *balling* WHERE HAVE ALL THE MECHS GONE?! *gasp* AND THEN THERE WERE THREE! *Shaking Rema by the shoulder* WE'RE IN A HORROR MOVIE! o
Mera: *walks over & knocks Arem out* -_-
Rema: Aws I can't torment her with bananas now. :.(
Mera: wait till she wakes up & do the disclaimer, it's your turn.
Rema: We don't own transformers or weregeek & don't intend this for offence.
Rule #97: The girls are not allowed to bring pets on any of the bases. (Optimus & Megatron)
Arem: *petting white tiger cub*
Mera: *petting wolf cub*
Rema: *petting fox cub*
Thundercracker: *walks in & stares* Why? how?
Arem: We wanted to.
Mera: We can.
Thundercracker: Does Starscream know?
Rema: He took us to get them.
Thundercracker: When?
Mera: What time is it now?
Thundercracker: About four.
Arem: then about two.
Thundercracker: Ya know, I'm not surprised at the stunts you pull anymore.
Rema: Can we keep them?
Thundercracker: Ask Megatron.
Rule #98: Do not April fools the girls. (Skywarp)
Arem will murder you.
Mera will prank you back; she's devious, evil, and a variety of other things.
And Rema will cry to one of her sisters and then you're totally screwed.
Starscream: I have proof. *holds up a video camera*
Arem: TOO CLOSE!
Starscream: *Tormenting Arem with the camera*
Megatron: *confused*
Mera: He's getting payback.
Megatron: ah*nods*
Mera: 'Cuz he's the queen bitch!
Megatron: *raises eyeridge*
Starscream: *glare*
Mera: YOU HEARD ME!
Megatron: *walks out*
Rule #99: When the girls are comfy don't touch. (Ratchet)
I learned this when the girls first came to the arc, they had finally
stopped fighting me and had settled for sitting on a table talking.
after awhile they had stopped talking and were laying in different positions
I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to give them a check up.
I. Was. Wrong.
Arem came unhinged and started cussing
Rema started screaming
and Mera growled at me.
then they ran for the door
fortunately Jazz caught them before they got far,
unfortunately Mera bit Jazz.
Rule #100: Arem has no sense of direction. (Rema)
We all have a horrible sense of direction, but Mera and I can at least get home! -_-
Mera uses landmarks, I use memory, Arem uses trial and error...
We wandered away when we were at the Arc because we were board.
no one knew where we were, unfortunately neither did we...
Arem said 'follow me.'
Worst. Plan. Ever.
we wandered around for an hour before Jazz found us.
Mera is getting a lecture, she is not happy.
Rule#101: The girls don't have plans.(Starscream)
The girls just don't plan.
they could if they wanted to, but they don't
they run head first into danger without a thought
no wonder they get along with Skywarp!
Arem: GET BACK HERE RUMBLE!
Rumble: MAKE ME!
*Arem lunges at Rumble and a fist fight breaks out, one which Arem loses quickly*
Arem: Owie... *pouts*
Rumble: HA!
Mera: *walks in & stares at the burse on Arem's arm* Rumble, you have as long as it takes me to find a magnet to run.
Rumble: SCRAP!*runs*
Mera: SOUNDWAVE! WHERE ARE MY MAGNETS?*walks off*
Arem: I feel loved!
Rule #102: Arem is not allowed to hack Google. (Soundwave)
Arem hacked Google to erase their former home from existence.
Google has made it more difficult to fix the damage she caused.
Arem finds it extremely amusing.
Mera: What doesn't she find amusing?
Soundwave: Mera; has point.
Frenzy: How does Arem even hack things?
Mera: She's good with techy things.
Rumble: Kinda like how you can pick most locks?
Mera: Yep!
Frenzy: little thief.
Mera: Am Not!
Soundwave: Frenzy. Mera. Desist.
Rule #103: The only ones allowed to mess with the cassettes are the girls.(Ratbat)
One of the Autobots attacked Rumble and Frenzy.
they couldn't get away and the autobot...
Mera: Cliffjumper.
Ratbat: the autobot was going to take them back to the Arc.
Arem saw them get pushed down and basically beaten up
she told Mera and Rema and the trap building began.
they made pit traps, the autobots didn't know what hit them! XD
Mera: No one messes with our friends.
Arem: *yelling at Cliffjumper* Only WE are allowed to mess with them! Got it!
Rema: *growing*
Rule #104: Blacksilver is not allowed near needle or thread. (Mera)
I can sow, I don't know how I just can.
Blacksilver wanted to learn so I agreed to help him.
six knots later he finally gets it part of the way...
I still have to tie the knots for him.
Blacksilver: Hey Mera look! *holds up thumb with a needle sticking through the skin*
Mera: O.O get it out of your skin you glitched up pin brain. *steps toward her*
Mera: Don't care! *steps back*
*Blacksilver chases Mera with the needle sticking from his skin.*
Blacksilver: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Mera: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! o
Rule #105: Arem is paranoid. (Mera)
Arem is just a little paranoid about her things
she likes to know where they are at all times.
if that's not possible she'll ask someone to watch them.
and you had better watch them closely
if she comes back and your not paying attention
she flips out and has to make sure everything is still there...
and I thought I was bad about my books. -_-
Rule #106: The girls don't follow these rules. (The girls)
Mera: we don't follow these rules most of the time. XD
Rema: We really don't. :)
Arem: *running around with a nullray* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mera: Although some rules are meant to be followed! AREM!
Arem: *skits to a stop* Aw.
Rema: HAHA!
Arem: XP
Mera: anyway, we don't follow all these rules, but if anyone tries to prove it WE WILL DENY IT! XD
Mera: Hi, ok so Arem & I are officially out of ideas for rules.
Arem: THEY WENT POOF! BUNNIES ATE THEM!
Mera: Yes, yes they did; so the rules are complete & I'll be posting chapters for It's all Starscream's fault.
Starscream: I didn't even fragging do anything!
Arem: Yea we know, but it's still your fault! XD
Starscream: ~.~
Mera: it is Very likely that we will do a second Rules story so keep an eye out for the comedy! ^u^
Arem: we'll also let you know if this insanity comes to pass at the end of a chapter of It's all Starscream's fault! XD
All three: Bye for now!
Blacksilver: Read and review this stuff please!
*The girls chase Blacksilver down the hall and past a very confused Hook*
Arem: Hi Hook! Bye Hook!
Hook: I need high grade.
The girls: *giggles*