Hobbits in America

By Samhoku

(I do not have the Imagination so I cannot have written the books.)

I have a picture for Sally in my profile

Chapter

Sally showed the Hobbits and the Elf to their room.

Sally said, "This is where you three are staying."

Legolas said, "Thank you Lady Sally."

Sally shrugged and walked away.

Pippin said, "She snuffed you again."

Legolas laughed and they went in their room.


Sally was listening to a song called Tombstone on her computer.

Legolas asked, "What are you listing too?"

Sally said, "It is called No Tombstone."

Legolas nodded slightly.

Sally said, "It is good."

Pippin was break-dancing along with Charlie to the song.

Legolas looked disturbed, "What are they doing?"

Sally replied, "Break dancing."

Legolas asked, "Is this um...Normal?"

John came out and asked, "What is normal anyways?"

Sally's eyes got big with sarcasm, "Stay away from me. I might catch your normal."

Verona giggled from where she was reading a book.

Johnny asked from the Kitchen, "Am I stuck making Lunch today?"

Pippin and Merry jumped up enthusiastically, "We will help!" They ran into the Kitchen.

Charlie chuckled, "Oh man...Poor Johnny."

Sally said, "Poor Charlie...His birthday is tomorrow. He will be 15."

Charlie eyed Sally, "How is that Poor Charlie?"

Sally replied, "That is when we get to break out the embarrassing videos."

Legolas watched this dialog with slight interest.