I apologize in advance I was trying to be witty

Diane sat in her desk in first hour Algebra arguing quietly with the voices in her head.

"Ugh!" she screamed so loudly that it reverberated off of the walls in her head. "I hate writer's block! I hate it I hate it I hate it!"

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot?" the voice called Jacob asked "I thought girls only did that on TV."

"Shut up! You've barely even made an appearance in any of my stories yet!" Diane scowled at the tall boy in front of her "And stop talking in 'Twilight' quotes!"

"Sure, sure." he said offhandedly.

Suddenly a high pitched beep resounded throughout the small room.

"What was that?" Jacob cried "Fire truck? Vampire attack? Nuclear bomb warning?"

"Calm down mutt." Edward said appearing suddenly out of nowhere "It's just the bell, Diane has to go to her next class."

"Oh shit! Hold on I'.ll be right back!" Diane promised. And with that she disappeared from her own mind leaving Edward and Jacob to fend for themselves.

"Wow." Jacob said looking around "It sure is empty in here."

"That's because second hour has barely begun." Edward pointed out knowingly "You can't expect a whole lot to be going on at this early in the morning."

"I thought she was supposed to be smart. Aren't smart people supposed to always be thinking?" Jacob questioned rudely.

Diane momentarily popped back into her subconscious. "Yes, they are."

A metal plate clamped itself over Jacob's mouth.

"And there's my latest idea. Now if you two will excuse me I have science homework to do now." With a puff of smoke, just because she could, she disappeared.

Jacob was now fighting with the muzzle over his mouth and Edward sat down to watch his futile attempts from a distance.

And since there had already been an ungodly amount of people popping up out of nowhere Jasper and Emmett joined the party and sat down next to Edward.

"What happened to the mutt?" Jasper asked, jerking his head in Jacob's direction.

"He bit the hand that fed him, so he got muzzled." Edward explained trying not to laugh.

Emmett didn't bother to attempt to hold it in laughing loudly, "Nice."

"Hey quiet down in here!" Diane scolded back from her science class "Do you want everyone to think that I've lost my mind?"

"But you have."

"That's irrelevant!"

"No it's not. You're arguing with fictional characters that you didn't even come up with." Emmett told her.

"Shut up or you're next." She threatened with a pointed look over in Jacob's direction.

"Now Diane." Jasper said calmly "Why don't you just tell your nice readers why you're so upset and posting this author's note."

Sigh "Okay. I'm taking a break from fanfiction for a couple of months."

The room fell silent, and Jacob stopped struggling. In a matter of seconds all the characters from other fanfics that had been written both complete and incomplete appeared in the small room.

The rest of the Cullen's, Robin Hood, Maid Marian, Mr. Banner, The Fates, Will Scarlet other Greek deities and an unnamed character clutching a ring suddenly crowded the room.

"What? Why?" They cried.

"Jasper help." Diane whimpered.

Jasper scowled at Diane for a moment before calming down the crowd.

"Why are you taking a break?" Jasper asked.

"Well other than major writer's block on all of my stories – and no I am not giving them up – I have other stories that don't pertain to fanfiction in the slightest that I've been neglecting."

"But didn't you just stop writing a little while ago?" Suze Simon asked.

"Well yes, but that was an unannounced and unplanned hiatus. I'm very sorry that I disappeared for about three months there but not a whole lot I can do about it now."

"You can tell us the other reason that you're taking a break." The Fates rasped, their scissors poised precariously over what Diane could only assume to be her lifeline.

"Well next summer I'm going on a trip to Europe and it's like 5500 dollars. Yeah. I'm not that rick and I need a job. BAD. So while I go look for work and do some stuff on the other stories" the characters from stories not yet completed had appeared and were giving Diane evil stares that burned in the back of her skull "I'm not going to be posting to fanfiction."

"You know." Aiden – a character from one of the aforementioned other stories said "This was an awfully long author's note just to tell everyone that you were taking a break just so you could concentrate on us."

"Yeah." Jacob agreed "Don't you think that you just wasted your readers time?"

"Shut up!" Diane yelled "No one told you that you could take that thing off yet!"

"Sorry..."

"Yeah what he said."