Sorry for not updating but I went on vacation! So here is the next chapter!

Cheetah-Jaguarstar: the author is still nomniming in my paw!

Okey...

Dirtyprincess and Freakytiger are not mine, they are Freakytiger's. Forgot to tell.

FizzleSizzle owns Bilepelt and Sizzlepelt, Moonbeam141 owns Bubblegum and Gianna owns Rainbowpelt.

To Gianna: ummm, Freakytiger's Dirtyprincess can not have kits, it was her idea. Perhaps Rainbowpelt will be like a daughter to them? Because she can't be natural daughter. Oh, I was going to say nothing of romance with my medicine cats but you claimed him first, so it's all right.

I'm accepting cats again! Send their name, age, family, mate, position, description and personality!

Restrictions: 1. No more forbidden love with Medicine cats please! Or at least for a while, I will announce when it can happen again. (Warriors of other Clans can be chosen though)

2. Cheetah-Jaguarstar, Legolas-the-elf-arrow, Faramir-the-awesome, The-moon-is-shining-comet, Sabertooth, Mudstar, Candyflight and the cats who already have mates in StupidClan can't be chosen as mates.

Okey, so that is all. On with the weirdness!

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Mudstar was bored of the Greenleaf in the boringly territory of StupidClan, so he called a meeting with his deputy and second leader.

"I'm bored" stated Mudstar.

Cheetah-Jaguarstar and Legolas-the-elf-arrow gasped.

The cheetah spotted she-cat paled, "You are bored?" She whispered.

"B-but you can't be bored!" Legolas-the-elf-arrow's terror was evident.

"But I'm bored! And you know what happens when I get bored!"

"Poor Sunnyjuice was never seen again..." Cheetah-Jaguarstar whispered sadly.

Legolas-the-elf-arrow nodded, "The soon to be deputy before you right?"

Cheetah-Jaguarstar nodded.

Mudstar glared at them, "So, the future of StupidClan is on your paws"

The two cats exited Mudstar's den and started to panic.

"What will we do?! We will be the first ones to die!" Cheetah-Jaguarstar started to run in circles. Legolas-the-elf-arrow had randomly a rope and trapped the she-cat.

"We shall go on vacations!" And he marched (like a boss) to the center of the Camp.

"StupidClan!" He said.

"What the ***** you want?!" Wordmind said, distracting herself from her 100.000.001 fight with Riddlespeak. Mewecho just watched them boringly bored.

"The-sun-is-falling!" Said The-sun-is-fallingclaw while running over Tunafreak.

Bubblegum, the randomly appearing daughter of Dieghost stopped eating her mouse and looked at the deputy with her bubble blue eyes. Creepy...

"Tushay" said Tushay while poking at Sizzlepelt, who started sizzling.

A cupcake few to Legolas-the-elf-arrow and hit him in the face.

"I-dont-have-a-namekit! Stop with your cupcakes!" Derpy-Arwen-Who-Is-Crazy-In-Love-With-Legolas-The- Elf-ArrowElf screamed at the top of her lungs.

Elrond-elf-fur sighed, "Celebrian-the-invisible, I can't understand young ones now"

"We are going on vacations!" The deputy yelled before anyone could continue talking.

Faramir-the-awesome cheered.

The Clan cheered.

"So get your passaports and lets go to the airport!"

They randomly appeared in the airport.

"But we can't board a plane, we are cats!" Star-Trek-kit said.

So Hawkfrost had an idea.

They all listened.

They put the plan into motion.

Cheetah-Jaguarstar, Mudstar and the rest of the kits and apprentices went to the cargo room. Mudstar suddendly had an idea, "The apprentices will be warriors now!"

Cheetah-Jaguarstar blinked, "Now? We need to wait for the signal!"

Mudstar ignored her and continued his ceremony.

"I, Mudstar, first leader of StupidClan, call upon my stalker ninja warrior ancestors to spy on this apprentices. They have been to lazy to learn the warrior code and the ways of the other Clans and have decided to follow weirdness so MAKE THEM WARRIORS NOW!"

"Dragonpaw, you are now Dragon-Saphira-soar" Mudstar declared.

Cheetah-Jaguarstar sighed, "I-hate-this-paw, you are now I-hate-this-life"

Mudstar bounced happily, "Tatoopaw, you are now Tatoo-Don't-Mess-With-Me-fang"

Cheetah-Jaguarstar rolled her eyes, "ImStalkingYouRightNowPaw, you stay with your name, it's awesome"

Mudstar sang the next name, "Running-is-the-best-thingpaw! You are now Running-is-the-best-thing-DUCT-TAPE!"

Cheetah-Jaguarstar continued, "And Hummmmmmpaw is now Hummmmmmpiano, The Random and Not Important Catpaw is now The Random and Not Important Cat, Playing-with-the-obviouspaw is now Playing-with-the-obvious-THUNDER-TUNDER-THUNDERCAT S, Mustachpaw is now Mustach-I-can't-see-helmet, I-am-hungry-COOKIEpaw is now I-am-hungry-COOKIE-candyland and Why-did-I-wanted-to-be-in-this-Clanpaw is now Why-did-I-wanted-to-be-in-this-Clan-stupid-Breezep aw" the second leader gaspedfor breath.

-in another part of the airport!-

Hawkfrost went to the crew room. Fluffyhuggsfur and Sabertooth were with him.

Hawkfrost moved his tail and the other cats magically knew what to do.

Sabertooth went near and Fluffyhuggsfur went to the airplane's crew and knocked them out. Of course, because it's natural that a cat can knock out like ten humans at the same time. Obviously.

Hawkfrost nodded and went near a microphone, pressed a button and meowed. For towlegs it would sound like a mew but for cats it was "Move your lazy tails to the airplane! NOW!"

Rainbowpelt commanded StupidClan to follow her to a random airplane and they all entered. Her mate, That-is-a-kangaroopaw took a sit next to hers. Let-me-flyyyyyykit went to the pilot's sit, followed by Why-did-I-wanted-to-be-in-this-Clan-stupid-Breezep aw and Faramir-the-awesome. Let-me-flyyyyyyyykit started to press buttons and the airplane started flying (?)

The authoress saved the story and closed her Ipad. She went outside her room and found glasses that show neediness writing in the computer. The cat saw her and hissed. The authoress hissed back and jumped at the cat. They both rolled in the ground, bittimh, hissing, clawing and punching each other.

The authoress thanked that she still had her nails long. Suddendly, the mother of the authoress appeared and the cat went away. The mother yelled at the auhoress becauseshe just had, lets say, distroyed her room, and was ordered to clean it.

The authoress sighed.

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WILL THE AUTHORESS FINISH CLEANING HER ROOM? WILL THE AIRPLANE CRASH? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO LEGOLAS-THE-ELF-ARROW? I ACTUALLY WANT YOUTO GUESS THAT ONE! WILL I GO TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT? PROBABLY NOT BUT FIND ALL OF THIS OUT INTHE NEXT CHAPTER OF STUPIDCLAN: THE NEXT GENERATION, THE AIR SAGA!"

Part one of the Air Saga! Hope you like it, next chapters should be more weird. I wonder, why did I named this the Air Saga?

Many people voted in the poll! Huggs for everyons who voted! Guests can't vote right? So if you are a guest then let your two supported pairing of the poll! We need more votes please! We almost got the winners!

-CHEETAHSTAR THE ANNOYED WITH GLASSES THAT SHOW NEEDINESS