To: cupcakecutievauseAThotmail. com

Fr: prettypreppypiperATrocketmail. com

Subject: Thanks!

January 15th – 12:04am

Al,

First, It's really currently busy here at the shop. We have a large order and two of our employees conveniently called in sick. Polly and I are really grinding our asses to finish this. (Shit. That sounded so wrong.) You know what I mean. The good thing is, by the end of the day, I smell like soap. Remind me to hire more workers. Ughh!

Second, a guy just delivered two orders of Shack Stack from Shake Shack just right now (Attached a picture of it for you to see). But I didn't remember ordering them. Now, I'm wondering if this is from someone who has the intention of poisoning me or Polly. Oh, well we'll see, right? Kidding!

Why didn't you tell me that you were going to send some food? I could have ordered much more. Haha, kidding again! I knew it! His name is Moby! And, yes, I'll be sure to get everything out of my system. (You know what I mean) :)

*Picture Attachment - A picture of two paper bags of Shake Shack with a Post-it note stuck on the bag that says, "Get it out of your system, Pipes. And yes, my dog's name is Moby, you win. Enjoy your lunch. :)"*

Lastly, another guy delivered a box of Sprinkles' sugar-free, gluten-free and vegan red-velvet cupcakes here at the store five minutes after Shake Shack came and Polly won't stop questioning me of who this 'mystery person sending food in a soap shop' is. I don't really know what to tell her.

Do you have something to do with this too? I honestly think you do. Because it also conveniently has an envelope containing Moby's cute little picture with someone's cell phone number written at the back of it. I wonder whose number this belongs to. The delivery guy also said that it's from an AV. I don't know any AV, do you? Bright side is I get to keep Moby's picture in my purse and see how cute he is whenever I want to. His collar's really cute with his name on that little paw-shaped name tag.

Kidding aside, thank you for the lunch and the cupcakes. It made my day. Really. Polly's already annoyed with the "lingering smile" on my face – those are her words. I don't know why this gesture really made me smile. Thank you, Alex. :)

I can't type too long. We still have a lot to work on. That is after I devour on this mouth-watering Shack Stack that I can already smell from the bag.

Wait for my email? Or maybe my text?

Peace, love, and Shake Shack, (Nope, I am not a hippie)

Pipes

PS. I don't really know if we should ignore the fact that you placed an 'x' after your last email. Is it a typographical error? (We can't erase stuff anyway) Is it a part of your e-signature? (But it didn't exist in your other emails though) So, I'm assuming its meaning is the same as the 'x' that I know the meaning of. :)

So, have a nice rest of the day, Al. Thank you for making me smile, today.

Xx