I know I 'haven't updated in AGES…FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh yeah, I turned 15 the other day. I'm so happy and this means I gotta wait another year before I can start driving! XD

Me: Riku, get your butt out here and do the disclaimer before I sick Kratty-chan on you!

Riku: --Runs in—NOOOOOOO! I'm good I'm good! Bluedranzer77 doesn't own The Legend of Zelda or ANYTHING for that matter! Not even MC Donalds!

Lloyd: --walks in eating a bag of popcorn—She (snarff) oogly (munch) owns her fat (chokes) her fellhpone, and fer (wheezes) fiano.

Kratos: Translation: "She only owns her cat, her cellphone and her piano.

Me: --sighs—Lloyd, start running. That was not funny at ALL.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

"WAH!"

Crash!

Did I mention I want to fry my fairy? No? Well, I'm mentioning it now.

"Tavi…" I growled. I think she was pretty scared, for she hid behind Link. Navi was nowhere to be seen.

"I feel the sudden urge for Mc Chicken Tavin!" I glowered at the fairy behind Link before sinking to the floor, and shivering violently.

"You okay?" Link? I guess I didn't hear him get up. He offered me a hand which I took.

"I don't feel very…ACHOO!" I quickly covered my mouth with my sleeve and sneezed again.

"You have a fever." Link had placed his left hand on my forehead. Now that I think about it, I do kinda feel a little…dizzyish…or is the word I'm looking for cloudy?

"I think you should stay in bed while we go get that Sapphire." Navi flew in. She spun around my head, making me just a tad bit dizzier.

"I'm fine!" No way was Link gonna leave me behind…even if I really DON'T feel well. "Really really! Just lemme get dressed and we can go." I shooed everyone out the door and picked out what to wear.

"You sure you're okay?" I tried to glare at Link, but I guess I was sort of…grateful? Touched? That he was worried about my health. I guess my facial expression was a cross between a glare, thankfulness, and happiness. Link started laughing.

"I'm fine, don't worry okay?" I think he unbelieved me further when I sneezed and sniffled. My head ached and in truth, I felt like shit!

"I'm really, really okay. If I wasn't, I'd be complaining my butt off."

"If you say so…"

"Then SHUT UP about it!"

Link started laughing. He pointed at me weakly. "Yeah, I'd say you're feeling okay!"

I grumbled but didn't say anything, intent on getting to our destination. We had already warped though the water hole and were inside Zora's domain. I had caught a fish yesterday and it was still alive and kicking…even now.

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…The heck? HOW THE HELL CAN A FISH STILL BE ALIVE EVEN WHEN I HAD IT IN MY FRIGGIN' BOTTLE FOR 12 HOURS?

"You look funny…" Link dissolved into laughter. I glared at him and waved the bottle around, accidentally loosing my grip on it and sending it to the ground.

"Oh shit." And he didn't even tell me not to say that! Wow…wait.

"WATCH WHERE YOU THROW THINGS!" Opps…

Navi and Tavi had caught the bottle before it fell on the ground. They were struggling to stay in the air. I grabbed the bottle from them and put it back in my bag, not wanting to try and shove it down my shirt and into the infinite expanse that is my pockets.

"Hee hee…sorry!" I waved at them and quickly sprinted over to where the big fat fish would be.

It was a while before we met up with Ruto. At the moment, I wanted to bitchslap her so hard that she'd kiss the moon!

"You have the honor of carrying me!" Link groaned and picked up the princess. I snickered behind my hand and lead the way thoughout the already hated dungeon.

After gaining the boomerang (which I stole from Link) we made it into the chamber where Ruto loses her fishy ass to a giant orok or whatever those damn things were again.

"WHEEE! PANSY ASS KICKING TIME!" I ran one way while Link ran and slashed the sucker in the ass.

"HEH HEH HEH!" It ran towards Link and I ran up behind, stabbing my sword though. It gave a hiss and charged at me, knocking me into the spikes.

"You okay?" Link shouted from across the room. I gave a thumbs up and jumped onto the sucker, stabbing it repeatedly until it died.

"Um…Remind me not to get you mad…" Link and I both climbed onto the platform and ended up at the boss room a few minutes later.

"This thing is easy. Just lemme throw the boomerang at the sucker and you stab it repeatedly, okie dokie?" He nodded and we went in.

"Ugh…" I felt some blood drip down my face. I was almost out of energy before I could start getting really hurt.

The…thing gave a horrible shriek as Link slashed it, rendering unable to move. I dashed in, giving a weak cry as I jumped high and slashed it, ending it's life as it shrieked and flailed around.

When it's cried died down, a heart shaped energy floated to us and settled into our souls. A blue and red light surrounded me. I suppose it is time to talk to my Guardian or whatever.

'WHEEEEEE!' I arched an eyebrow at Terra. Wait…HOLY SHYTE I RAISED ONE EYEBROW! This calls for dancing around.

'HYRULE TO SHEILA! WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!' I stopped dancing and stared at her.

"Dude…you are creeping me out…spill the coffee, just not on me thanks." I grinned as she got this love sick look in her eyes.

'Drake…kissed me!' Terra sighed and swooned.

"Um…yeah…Can I get a boomerang so I can chuck it at people and go 'WHEEEEE'?" I asked. She swooned again but waved her hand, a boomerang with a blue jewel embedded on it.

"Um…thanks…hope if goes well with you and lover boy!" I said as I fell into wet darkness…

I landed in water along with Link and Ruto. She swam up to him and spurt out the whole "engagement ring, marry me shit, I'm a fricken fish that is a total slut becauseI don't wear clothing to cover my boobs" speech. I decided to mess around with both their minds.

"Oh, didn't you know?" Ruto and Link both glanced at me.

"Unfourtunatly, my parents and his parents decided to pledge us to marriage when we were still babies. They wanted a continual peace and prosperity between our families so…" I slung an arm around Link.

"Oh…I see." She looked kinda sad but…Link looked flustered at my idea.

"Well, I'll still give it to you…but only if you promise that if you don't marry Sheila, then you marry me, alright?" I felt Link gulp and nod.

"O-okay…" Ruto laughed and handed us the Sapphire.

"Take good care of it…and take care!"

WE waved and nodded. Link and I had made it out of Zora's domain before he angrily shouted at me.

"ENGAGED?" I shrinked under his glare.

"Um…" I sighed.

"HAHA! LINK IS 'ENGAGED!'" out faries cooed and shouted. I raised a fist at them before breaking into an angry run, trying to leave everything behind.

I wasn't feeling so well after about five minutes so I decided to rest at the gate. Link came up behind me and tackled me, knocking my wind from me. I gasped, trying to recover my breath. Link must of sensed my distress, for he let go of me but kept close.

"Mind explaining to me about all that back there?" He asked. I inhaled slowly, savoring each breath.

"She was gonna hook you into a marriage! I had to think of something and…well, it's all I could come up with!" He glared at me and I sighed again.

"Let's just give these to Zelda for now okay? We'll explain to Ruto soon enough." He nodded and we ran the rest of the way to The Castle Town.

Oh, I don't feel good at all. I feel too warm and everything has a…cloudy quality to it…perhaps I really am sick…

"You…kids, tell me where A white horse went…" Gannon is already here…? I must be…really…out of it.

We stood our ground, understanding that Gannon must not find out where Zelda went.

"Feh, kids." We dove out of the way of his horse. However, my senses must be really dull or something because I jumped a moment too soon and now…

"Uhhhnnnn…" Is that…my voice?

"Sheila? You okay?" I feel pain pain, and more pain…

"Gemme some fu'in asspin…or pai' nummerzs an' meeby me feel wheeeeee bee'er." I felt something cool enter my mouth and sat up. Link had apparently gave me a small portion of a red potion.

"Thankkyooo…aahhh shyte." I felt a stabbing pain and forced myself up.

"Link, would you mind and please go get the ocarina in the moat? I hurt too much to get it." He nodded and jumped in, moments later surfacing and throwing it at me.

"Hey! Watch it!" He grinned sheepishly at me before we entered the city.

"So…this is it." Link and I had both placed the stones on the alter and played the Song of Time. The entery way had disappeared and we saw the Master sword on it's pedestal, glimmering and radiating with power.

"You ready?" Link asked me. I nodded and placed my hands on the sword. He did the same and we both pulled it upwards.

"Hey! Watch out!" Tavi shouted. I glanced over to see Gannon enter the time warp with us.

"Shit!" I muttered.

"What's he doing here!" Link gasped.

"Oh, no, oh no, oh no!" Tavi flew around in rapid fast circles.

"Great." Muttered Navi sarcastically. Gannon laughed, a teeth grinding sound.

"I should have known…and now…I have this power thanks to you! Too bad you've out used your usefulness…" I saw him surrounded by black and dark purple energy before I felt the world spin around me and succumb to darkness.