Chapter 10- Doubt
Tennis Court
Light: Are you sure you want to play tennis Ryuuga?
L: For the hundred time yes.
Light: Did you know how good I am at tennis?!!!!
L: ...........yes...........(Just hit the darn ball already!)
Light: How about we play a single set? First to six.
L: YES YES YES! WHATEVER! Just hit the ball!
Light: Ok. *throws ball in air* Wh....Where did it go?! *ball hits Light's head*. Ouch!
L: Second serve........
Light: *throws ball in air and hits it* Yes!
L: Wow it's in the air pretty high. I can't see it! Where did it go?! AHHHHH! *ball goes into L's mouth* *chokes*
Light: 15-Love! Yeah!!!
Girl: Somebody call the ambulance!
Later..........in the tennis court
Light: I'm winning yes!
Lights' other mind: He suspects you.
Light: (Huh?! Who is this?!)
Light's other mind: (SHAMPWOOHOO! JUST PUSH IT OFF THE TABLE!)
Light: (Hey I remember that commercial...shampwoohoo).
Light's other mind: (it's not shampwoohoo. It's called the SHAMPWOOHOO!)
Light: Whatever! Who are you?!)
Light's other mind: (I'm your brain)
Light: (I have a brain?!! WOW!!)
Light's other mind: (Silence! Now look here! You will kick that guys butt or else I'll kill you myself!)
Light: (Turn to the huggies commercial! I'm a big kid now!)
Light's other mind: (Shut up and win! Shut up and win!)
Light: *throws ball in air and hits it*
L: *hits it back*
Light: *hits it back*
L: *hits it back*
Light: *hits it back*
3 hours later....
L: *hits it back*
Light: *hits it back*
Audience: This is getting lame now.....let's all go home....
L: *hits it back*
Light: *hits it back*
Man: Ok it's a tie! Now leave so we can play!
L and Light Walking
Light: you like that commercial too?!
L: Of course! It reminds me that I'm a big boy!
Light: Big boy! I'm....I'm a big boy!! You know, their making a movie out of that commercial.
L: I'm a big kid now! I'm getting hungry.
Light: what some cake?!!
L: *barks*
Light: Calm down boy! I'll get you some cake! Sit boy! Sit!
L: *sits oddly*
Light: That's a good boy! Who's a good boy?! You are! Yeah you a big boy! Now let's go get some cake!
Cake Shop
L: please don't say the C word ever again. It makes me act like a dog.
Light: Why do you do that?
L: It's a rare disease.
Light: Is that the reason why you sit so oddly?
L: No. I sit like this because it relaxes my balls.
Light: *spits out tea* What?!
L: Tennis balls.
Light: Oh...........those balls........
L: I'm going to show you some photographs ok? Tell me if you can see the difference between the two of them. *shows photograph* *Matsuda in a bikini suit and Matsuda in a wedding dress)
Light: *sips tea* Pretty girl.
L: Uhh...that's a....never mind. Listen, do you want to join the task force head quarters?!
Light: Really?!!
L: Yeah seems that you are the second smartest character on the show for right now.
Light: AWESUME!! YEAH!!
L and Light: *phone rings* Probably mine.
L: Light Yagami your fath....!
Light: My father.......he had a father!!!!
L: What?! No your father had a heart attack!
Light: My father.......he had a father!! *cries* Grandpa!!!
L: Let's get you to the hospital!
Hospital
Light: So it was just from stress?!
Mr. Yagami: I guess I was using my brain to much.
L: yeah especially when I was told him him you like to see bunnies in bikinis.
Light: You told my father that?!!! You lied to me?!!
L: I crossed my toes. Ha hahahah! I also would like to say. I suspect you 7% as Kira.
Light: Guess what dad I'm joining the task force head quarters!! And if I find that handsome devil Kira I will kill him!
L: His acting is so cheesy. *Mom comes in room*
Mom: Poor husband.
Light: Mom I've been thinking.
Mom: What did I tell you about that?!!! *slaps Light repeatably* I told you not to ever think again!!
Outside with L
Light: Do you know how it feels to be suspected as Kira?!!
L: .........it's the worst feeling ever....*laughs inside head* *leaves*
Light: Ryuuk.
Ryuuk: Huh?
Light: I love you.
Ryuuk: Keep that kind of crap to yourself.........
Sakura TV meeting
Boss: When are we going to show something good on TV?!! *lady comes in room*
Lady: boss, somebody wants to give you these tapes.
Boss: Tapes? Reads the passage. It's from Kira?!!! YEAH!! it says if you do not broadcast these tapes you will all die?! This is gonna be awesome!!
End of Chapter 10
Narutoorange says: 10 chapters yeah!! Oh and Shampwoohoo came from the youtube guy name nigahiga. He is hilarious trust me! Are you guys ready for season two of deathnote?! This is a story I know, not a anime show. ^ ^ I might make a comic book out of this. Gotta practice my backgrounds though.