Here is the tenth chapter. I feel like I've hit a milestone. There's something nice and rounded about the number ten. Anyway...

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club. I didn't get it for Christmas.

TheKing logged on

Mori logged on

TheThirdSon logged on

CakeLuvr logged on

ProudHonourStudent logged on

DoubleTrouble logged on

TheKing: Kyoya!! We need to redecorate the club room! Or get some builders in- or something!

TheThirdSon: Don't be silly, Tamaki. Why would we waste money unnecessarily to redecorate the club room? We have the best quality here at Ouran.

TheKing: What!! As if! Earlier, I shut the door and ceiling plaster fell on my head!

DoubleTrouble: Lol... We'd have liked to have seen that.

ProudHonourStudent: No offence Senpai, but it only seems to be you that gets into these bizarre accidents.

TheThirdSon: I agree. In the past week you've slipped into the school pond, got jammed under your desk and twice fallen off the swivelling chairs in the Computer Classroom.

TheKing: But those chairs are seriously awesome; they're like the Spinning Barrels at theme parks! (AN: I once almost threw up on a Spinning Barrels ride. This was mainly due to the fact that me and the girl I was with, both stupidly decided that we would spin the wheel as fast as we could. Not good.)

TheThirdSon: You're seventeen, not seven! Anyway, we don't need to do anything to the club room. It's fine as it is.

ProudHonourStudent: Well, the fruit bowl begs to differ. If that fruit is left any longer, it'll start to sprout legs.

TheThirdSon: Really? I'll talk to the maids about that. I see no reason why they should tidy everything else but ignore that.

CakeLuvr: Oh crap... That's real fruit?

TheThirdSon: Well, yes.

CakeLuvr: I've been telling the maids to miss it because I thought it was marzipan fruit. I didn't think we'd have anything so healthy at the host club.

DoubleTrouble: And... you didn't become suspicious when green fur started to grow on it?

ProudHonourStudent: Eh, it's okay Hunny. Just be thankful that nobody ate it.

Mori: Well... I thought it was mint. I like mint.

DoubleTrouble: EWWWWW!

TheThirdSon: Oookay, so the ceiling plaster needs to be refilled and we need to replace the fruit bowl.

DoubleTrouble: And Mori needs to see a good healthcare specialist.

TheKing: Talking of food, I've been thinking that we should hold a Healthy Eating Food Festival Day... thing.

DoubleTrouble: Where?

TheKing: Madagascar. Where'd you think?! The school of course!

CakeLuvr: Healthy? Woah... be careful now. You don't want to do anything rash.

TheThirdSon: I must admit Tamaki, that this is not the best idea you've had. What brought this on anyway?

TheKing: I was watching a medical program and they found an ant colony in the folds of this guy's flab.

CakeLuvr: Ewwwwwww!

ProudHonourStudent: Erm, and...?

TheKing: And?! We could turn out like that if we're not careful! Especially you Hunny, with the amount of cake you eat! Mori still has to carry you, y'know. Do you want to give him a slipped disk?

CakeLuvr: But... cake tastes nice! We should have a cake-eating festival instead!

TheKing: No, we're going to have a day celebrating the glory of vegetables!

TheThirdSon: And you'll be the biggest vegetable there...

TheKing: *cries* Hey! That's unfair! I'm only suggesting this because I want us to take heed of this medical programme's message. Haven't you learnt anything from this fat man's mistake?

DoubleTrouble: No. But we have learnt that you seriously need to get yourself more than five channels...

ProudHonourStudent: Or a hobby.

TheKing: *sniff* I do have hobbies! In fact, just recently, I've even had a go at writing. For that short-story competition that 's running in school.

ProudHonourStudent: There's a short-story competition?

TheKing: Yeah, I thought about entering one about the time I almost fell off the top of the Eiffel Tower. True story. I was in the local paper and everything.

Mori: I thought about entering a story about the time I got lost in the woods and attacked by a herd of squirrels.

DoubleTrouble: ...

ProudHonourStudent: Hey guys, isn't this supposed to be a fiction story contest?

TheKing: Yes.

ProudHonourStudent: So, doesn't that mean it has to be fictional? Surely you can't enter stories about things that have happened to you?

DoubleTrouble: Yeah, but who'd actually believe that someone could be so clumsy that they almost fell off the top of the Eiffel Tower.

TheKing: *sniff*

DoubleTrouble: And as for Mori's story, that is definitely made-up.

Mori: You wanna bet? I've still got the scars. Apparently the squirrels mistook me for food.

DoubleTrouble: *snort* You're a bloody big nut, that's for sure.

Mori: It wasn't the nuts on the trees that they were interested in...

TheKing: OKAY!!! I think we've heard enough of that! Moving swiftly on. I think to promote the healthy eating day, we should Cosplay as vegetables!

ProudHonourStudent: What the...? No way.

DoubleTrouble: Yes! That is a really good idea, boss. *wink, wink*

TheKing: Y'think?

DoubleTrouble: Yes we do! We think that we should all start planning out costumes tonight, ready for Monday.

TheKing: Yeah, you're right! I'd better start preparing!! See you guys.

TheKing logged off

TheThirdSon: What was all that about? You two don't seriously think it's a good idea?

DoubleTrouble: Of course we don't! But we just wanna see the boss's face on Monday...

I have a sort-of announcement. I am doubtful that there will be any more chapters of this story in the foreseeable future. This does not necessarily mean I am giving up on this story permanently, but I don't think any more chapters will be written soon. This is due to two main things.

Exams and school work are really piling up, so much that I barely have any time to devote to my hobbies. My studies must take priority.

I am currently trying to write a novel, and it is very time-consuming and an obviously big project.

I'm sorry guys. Just in case I don't write another chapter, I wanna thank anyone who has ever subscribed, favourites, reviewed or read this fanfiction. Your support means everything to me, and I couldn't have done it without you.

And as always, review!