Okay, Mello has sorta won, and nobody is voting. I still put in my vote for Matt, because I wanna sabotage Sloan *evil laugh* Just kidding.
Kay, the rest of the story follows MY plotline (with the addition of our speshul guests)
Sloan, Abbie and Jay are –GraphicxVandalism's property. Death Note belongs to the awesome people who own them.
Chapter Ten
Explosive Peanut Butter and Laughing Gas
"C'mon, Roger! We didn't mean to do it!" Sloan groaned –RHYME!-
"Well, we didn't mean for Ab to get a whiff of it." Mello added.
Behind them, Abbie and Tear giggled about potatoes and flicked globs of peanut butter at the wall.
"Well, why did you do it? And how did six teenagers get their hands on three canisters of laughing gas and, uh, explosive peanut butter?" Roger inquired, glaring hard at the six teens in front of him. Honestly, he didn't want to know how they acquired these objects.
"Allow us to explain." Sloan began, pointing between herself and Mello.
. . .
"Sloany Baloney! Jay Jay!" Abbie cheered, holding something behind her back.
"Ab, how it be?" Sloan greeted.
"It be radioactive." Abbie responded.
"What's behind your back?" Jay asked slowly.
"Oh! Its my new invention of sorts," Abbie pulled out the object with a dramatic flourish.
"That's peanut butter, Abbie. It was already invented." Sloan pointed to the glowing jar of peanut butter.
"No, no no! Sloan, this is explosive peanut butter." Abbie corrected.
Sloan and Jay exchanged glances. "Let's show the others."
"Okay!"
. . .
"Check this out Tear!" Matt urged, pulling on Tear's hoodie.
"What is it, Matt?" Tear asked, looking angrily at Matt and setting down her book.
"Step in front of the closet door." Matt motioned to the empty space in front of him.
Rolling her eyes, Tear stood where Matt directed. "Now, what am I looking at?"
"Now Mello!" Matt yelled, covering his nose and mouth.
Mello jumped out of the closet and unscrewed the top of a metal canister, spraying Tear in the face with the gas inside.
"Holy Iguanodon!" Tear shouted as she inhaled lung-fulls of the gas.
The boys covered their faces and rushed out of the room, and ran right into the girls.
"Hey dudes. Abbie has something to show you. Where's Tear, she's not in her room?" Sloan asked, looking around.
"In the gas chamber." Mello responded menacingly, pointing to their door.
The blue hair inventor rolled up her sleeves and handed Jay the jar of glowing peanut butter. "I'll get her!"
"No, Abbie wait," Matt protested, but Abbie had already entered their room, "our room is full of laughing gas."
"What did Tear do to you guys?" Jay asked.
"Allow me to explain. Matt was being irritating one day so we played a prank on him where I jumped out of the closet in Tear's underwear. Well, Matt wanted to get back at her so I agreed to help. Last week, when we went to London, we stole four canisters of laughing gas from a dentist office." Mello paused when maniacal laughing sounded from the boys' room.
Abbie and Tear came out, laughing about dolphins.
"Oh! Peanut butter! I absolutely adore peanut butter!" Tear cooed in a fake British accent.
"Peanut butter! My amazing invention!" Abbie snatched the jar from Jay's hands. "Come, let us share my invention with the world!" Abbie and Tear ran off in the direction of the lunch room.
"Abbie is never going to the dentist." Matt mumbled.
"Hey, guys, that is explosive peanut butter, and they are going to open it in the middle of the cafeteria!" Sloan smacked Mello upside the head.
"Oh." Mello paused. "Why the hell did you let them run off with explosive peanut butter, Jay! You should've had a better grip on the thing!" Mello yelled.
"Hey, genius, don't go blaming Jay Jay for something that she had no control of!" Sloan shouted, punching Mello's head.
"Ow. Bitch that hurt." Mello shouted.
BOOM
The two blondes stopped shouting long enough to glance in the direction of the lunchroom, where the explosion issued from. The four of them began to run, wanting to see the damage that was done.
The cafeteria was coated in peanut butter.
. . .
"And you know what happened after that." The blondes finished.
"I see." Roger nodded. "Jay, Sloan, could you please take Abbie and Tear back to their
rooms and make sure they don't ruin anything else?" Roger asked.
"Sure thing, Roger my man." Sloan got out of the seat and picked Abbie up by the
elbows, slinging her over her shoulder.
Jay helped Tear up and held her by the shoulders and guided her out of the room behind
Sloan.
Matt looked at Roger, "What's our punishment?"
"First of all, you have to return the laughing gas to the dentist. Next, you have to clean
the cafeteria from top to bottom." Roger told them, waving his hand as to dismiss them.
"Ciao Roger!" Matt waved to Roger and left the room in a hurry.
Mello got up and left without another word.