Dear writers of FanFiction,
I don't like who I am.
I keep people apart, I know.
So when you break me I'm okay with it.
But Gibbs has his reasons...
I used to be "Never turn your back on a suspect.".
But then Gibbs went to Paris and fell in love... still is...
And thus, I was renamed.
So I hope you don't hate me.
Sincerely,
Rule #12