'Good evening! Today we are bringing Live at Hogwarts to you from an underground passage.' Peter whispered with a lit wand close to his face, casting shadows against his pale skin. 'It isn't because I want to be here but this is the only secret passage way to Hogsmeade and that is where the good chocolate is!'

'We don't know that for sure.' James pointed out. 'There may be other ways in which we haven't yet found.'

'We are finding that we have time to make an unexpected trip due to the lack of questions.' Sirius glared at James.

'It isn't my fault!' James held up his hand.

'We do have fewer questions but we are making the best of the situation by traveling for more chocolate.' Remus told the listeners. 'Chocolate soothes the disappointment.'

'What Remus means is that we have no chocolate.' James put in. 'He gets angry like a wolf if he doesn't have a dose of chocolate.'

'Let us just jump in with the questions while we wait until the inn keeper goes to bed.' Sirius pointed upward to a closed door that would led them to the cellar of their chocolate supplement. Sirius closed his eyes to randomly pick up a letter up. 'This letter is from Idontget, who ask what is the one trait that you are exceeding proud about. That would be my appearance.'

'I don't think the question was directed as a physical trait.' Remus told him.

'Doesn't say it isn't either.' Sirius argued. 'My natural, charming, good looks. I am the knight in the shining armor that every girl dreams about.'

'My special power…er, I mean trait is the ability to earn good grades.' Peter boasted.

'You do realize that those people listening also share studies with us.' Remus reminded the other boy. 'They know you are lying.'

'Then the ability to tell a good lie.' Peter shrugged.

'Now is that a trait that you are proud about?' James asked.

'Well, yes. Not everyone has the ability to lie.' Peter sighed.

'I think my trait that I am proud about is that I have wonderful patience.' Remus answered.

'Mine is not giving up on anything.' James also answered. 'The next question is from Randomfandom asked what is our favorite ice cream flavor? What is the most absurd thing you think has happened to you?'

'I am anti-ice cream wizard.' Peter shook his head. 'Hate the stuff. Causes my brain to freeze.'

'I prefer pudding flavored ice cream or just butterscotch would do…soaked in firewhiskey.' Sirius grinned.

'Dark chocolate with chocolate chunks and brownies is a favorite of mine.' Remus shrugged as the boys rolled their eyes. 'Top it off with a few chocolate sprinkles. Oh, and if some coco powder were sprinkled on top, that would make it perfect.'

'Peppermint is my fancy.' James answered. 'Now the most absorbed thing that happen to me was the day I was enjoying a dip in the lake after a hard practice. I'm not sure why but for some odd reason, Lily was upset with me and was looking for so she could explain what I done wrong.'

'I wish to make some correction to this story.' Sirius interrupted. 'Lily was mad at you because you slipped something in her pot to that blew up and made her face purple. She wasn't hunting you down to speak to you, she wanted to kill you and you were hiding in the lake.'

'I'm the one telling the story.' James glared at him. 'So I took a dip in the lake and naturally, not wanting to get my clothes wet, I left them on the bank. Lily took it upon herself to take my clothes. Everything. Including my wand and my cloak. With no wand, I couldn't use magic to retrieve my clothes so I decided to hang out in the forest until my friends' realized I was missing. They never did.'

'Don't make us the bad guys.' Remus interrupted. 'We thought you had detention that night!'

'Excuses.' James waved him off. 'Lily however did notice I was missing, probably because she wanted to view me totally in the bare, so she was keeping those amazingly attractive eyes on the lookout.'

'She wanted to catch you in an embarrassing moment.' Remus told him. 'It took her a while to realize you don't embarrass well.'

'If you were telling the story, I would let you believe that but since I am narrating this, I prefer if you kept your mouth closed.' James glared at him before continuing on with the story. 'So there I was, perfectly naked in the Forbidden Forest.'

'I would like to say that it wasn't forbidden until James started starking it.' Sirius added. 'Only then did it become forbidden.'

'Please. It is only one story and I am telling it.' James turned his hazel eyes on his other friend. 'Once again, there I was in the Forbidden Forest with my clothes in Lily's possession. I was sitting on a stump, which was extremely unpleasant as I had no trousers. I was talking to myself, as all men that love a woman end up doing at some point of their life, when suddenly I was surrounded by hairy, manly horses.'

'More correctly, he was surrounded by Centaurs.' Remus corrected him.

'Yes. I think hairy, manly horses sound more terrifying.' James told him. 'It was a very unpleasant situation to explain why I was naked, sitting on a stump talking to myself. So that was my experience.'

'There is more to that, Prongs.' Sirius grinned. 'He told the manly horses that the stars told him to do it.'

'I thought they would be less annoyed if they knew the stars were to blame.' James simply said.

'Were they?' Peter asked his eyes wide with wonder, though he had heard the story before.

'No, but after I said a girl had stolen my cloths, they seem to understand.' James shrugged. 'The moral of the story is if you find yourself sitting on a tree stump with no clothes on, blame it on a woman.'

'I think the moral would be telling the truth.' Remus told him.

'You are an expert on morals now, are you?' James asked Remus.

'Don't mind them. Seems Remus and James is arguing about spoons.' Sirius grinned. 'James believes them to be utterly useless. Remus however, disagrees as they assist on proper etiquette dinner manners.'

'What can you eat that only a spoon is needed?' James asked.

'Soup.' Peter stated.

'You don't really need a spoon as you can drink soup.' James told him.

'But that isn't good manners to bring your bowl to your face and slurp up your dinner.' Remus said.

'It would be if everyone was doing it.' James retorted.

'The most absurd thing to happen to me and perhaps the others would agree, is when Myrtle decided to pat us down before we left the girls lavatory.' Sirius shuddered with the memory. 'The unpleasant things a ghost hand can do to a man.'

'That was a dreadful moment.' Remus agreed. 'I felt so…dirty.'

'I didn't think it was all that bad.' Peter thought it over. 'A bit cold, maybe.'

'What did she think we would take with us that had to remain in the bathroom?' James wondered. 'There are no valuables there.'

'Moving on to the last letter is from FamousNoOne.' Peter read. 'She says that Delilah Vane is single and looking. I should ask her.' Peter looked over at James. 'Should I ask her what she is looking for? Am I to help her find it?'

'I don't think that is the meaning but it's a great line to start out with.' James patted his head.

'FamousNoOne also says that Sirius should use his charm to get me a date. She's tired of you looking at her bum.' Peter looked over at Sirius.

'Let me just say that I don't just look at one rump. I like to keep a different eye view on things to strengthen my vision.'

'Than why are you always trying to take James' spectaculars?' Remus asked.

'I saw a muggle movie with this man wears glasses and he is a muggle. Once he takes the glasses off, he becomes a flying wizard. I want to see if James can fly.' Sirius explained.

'But I cannot see well without them. If I try to fly, I won't be able to see what is in front of me.' James told him.

'As for using my charm, I have tried to do so. I let Peter soak up my overflow of girls but they just don't seem interested in him while I am there.' Sirius stated. 'I even said I was going to try out men and the girls loved me more for that! So much that I had to give up men so I could be with them.'

'So his man relationship didn't even start.' James explained.

'FamousNoOne says that Slugs have three thousand teeth and four noses. She just wanted James to know that for paybacks.'

'I know, right!' James pushed up his glasses. 'And ninety-five percent of the slug population is underground. They lay eggs there! Twenty to two hundred eggs from one slug! Every year! There are about two hundred slugs in just a cubic metre! They are hermaphrodite as well, they don't have to go out and find the perfect mate. They fancy taking over the world! Their slim absorb water from your skin! They are going to drain us alive!'

'He's going to be up rocking back and forth again, tonight.' Sirius shook his head.

'We are the ones to suffer, not James.' Peter sighed as he rubbed James' back.

'We have to get out of this tunnel.' James looked down at the floor, whispering to the guys. 'They could be breeding as we speak.'

'I told you they cannot get through Hogwarts.' Remus told him. 'There is a magical barrier.'

'Next FamousNoOne says that she would like Remus to tutor her for History of Magic in the empty study on the fourth floor.'

'I didn't know you were doing poorly in that class.' Remus said. 'It so happens that tutor others in that same subject. You are welcome to join us.'

James shook his head. 'The only reason a student goes into an empty class on the fourth floor is to get some no good out of it. She wants to snog, not study, mate.'

'Oh.' Remus blinked. 'Is there chocolate?'

'Does there really need to be?' Sirius asked.

'It would make things nicer.' Remus pouted.

'That concludes the questions for this week. Before we go, we would like to go over the poll that we forgot last week.' James said. 'Are ghost and Spirits the same thing? That is the question of the poll.'

'The results are as follows,' Sirius cut in. 'Three said no and two said yes.'

'Our next poll is about the existent of spoons.' Peter said. 'So check the poll out on our profile page and take the vote.'

'Keep the questions coming.' James added. 'No matter how bad they are, we will have something to say.'

'Good night.' Sirius sounded off.