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Rated: M

Can we get up to 340? :D

"What can I get you?"

Kagome hid her disgust as the pretty waitress leaned down, moving so that her shirt dipped down and revealed a large amount of cleavage, obviously trying to get either Stark or Wayne's attention, or even both.

Seriously, didn't anyone ever think about things other then sex and money?

However, she was a bit surprised to see that neither Stark or Wayne seemed even remotely interested in the busty blonde waitress while they looked at their menus.

And then the waitress even had the NERVE to give her a glare!

"I'll just have your today's special and a black coffee." Bruce decided, barely even glancing at the waitress as he handed her the menu back.

"Same." Tony sighed, now regretting coming to the little café because there certainly wasn't anything that sounded very appetizing to him.

"I'll just have a cinnamon roll and a water." Kagome said, blue eyes flashing when the waitress glared jealously at her once more, before snatching the menu out of her hand and intentionally scratching her skin with her fancy fake nails.

"So, I'll just come right out with it," Tony suddenly said in a very casual tone, though his look was pretty intently trained upon her, "What is your relationship with Taisho?"

Bruce glanced upwards, also fixating his eyes on Kagome.

Kagome huffed, looking somewhat irritated as she blew her bangs out of her face, "Why is everyone so interested in that?" She asked, scrunching the napkin angrily in her hand, "There is NO sexual relationship between me and Sesshoumaru!"

"Sooo, he's not your Sugar Daddy?" Tony asked, wincing and pouting and rubbing at his side when Bruce elbowed him not-so-subtlety.

"My what?" Kagome asked absently, now being thankful that she didn't understand the most of American slang, "What is a 'Sugar Daddy'?"

"Miss Higurashi, how long have you been in New York?" Bruce suddenly changed the subject, earning a disappointed look from Tony, "Are you enjoying it here?"

"I've been here for a year," Kagome answered, seeing no harm in giving a tiny bit of information about herself, "I am enjoying it very much, except for those stupid rich-people parties Sesshoumaru forces me to attend to," She muttered the last part, "I'm a first year medical student here."

"And what about this 'engagement' of yours?" Tony asked, leaning in closer while the miko frowned at him, "Who's the lucky guy?"

"That's none of your business, Mr. Stark." Kagome said coldly, not wanting to talk about the topic at all and she looked out the window, slumping down when she noticed the university once more.

"Should you have any free time on your hands, I invite you to come to Gotham City," Bruce smoothly interrupted before Tony could say or ask anything else stupid, "You're more than welcome to stay at Wayne Manor."

"I..." Kagome opened her mouth to flat-out reject him, but decided to go down a slightly different route because Wayne had been mostly civil to her thus far (other than the whole panty incident), unlike a certain other billionaire, "I suppose so." She said quietly, though having no intentions of actually doing so.

Kagome tapped her foot impatiently, wishing that the food would get served quicker so she could leave quicker. She sighed and then stiffened when she heard a very familiar voice call out her name.

"Kagome?"

Oh FUCK!

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