Hulk Don't Wear Pants

by MAAFanfic

Hulk has decided to not wear pants anymore, leaving him completely naked. What will the rest of The Avengers say about this? This was based on an idea in my head and it's based on Marvel's The Avengers, with a bit of Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes thrown in. Warning: There is nudity, but nothing sexual or explicit. Rated T.

10. The Reason Why

As Clint and Hulk were watching the movie, Clint had a thought in the back of his head he couldn't get rid of. He wanted to know one thing and one thing only. Why? Why did Hulk decide to become a nudist? What caused Hulk to not wear pants anymore? It's not that Clint didn't like Hulk being naked, he didn't mind it at all. Although the sight of Hulk's "green sausage" was distracting at times, it didn't hurt anyone and it became a normal thing. Clint just wanted a real answer to why Hulk changed his look.

Clint looked at Hulk, who was really into the movie, and asked him, "Hulk? Can I talk to you about something?" "What does Cupid want?" asked Hulk. "My question is….why did you become naked in the first place?" asked Clint. "Hulk didn't like itchy pants, so Hulk stopped wearing them." said Hulk. "I get that, but is there anything else to it? Any other reason?" asked Clint. Hulk thought about it and said, "Hulk learned it from puny Banner." "Bruce? You learned it from him?" asked Clint. "Why you think puny Banner so lonely all the time?" asked Hulk. Clint thought about Hulk's words and realized what he meant. The reason why Bruce was so distant and locked himself in his lab all the time was because of what he was hiding. Bruce liked to be in the nude, which explains why Hulk has the trait in the first place. "When Banner was doing science stuff, he only wore lab coat. When he didn't, he was naked." said Hulk. "Well now I understand. Thanks for telling me, Hulk." said Clint. "No problem, Cupid." said Hulk.

Once the movie was over, Hulk got up from where he was sitting and said, "Hulk want to go to the hot tub." "That's fine with me, but I think someone is occupying it right now." said Clint. "Who?" asked Hulk. "I got a notification that Thor came back to the mansion. And you know after a long day of being a hero, he unwinds in the hot tub." said Clint. "Goldilocks will have to share with Hulk." said Hulk. "Okay, do whatever you want." said Clint. Hulk walked out the living room and made his way towards the basement.