To Bigsister2 who, according to me, needed to be spoiled :)

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Chapter Ten

The date was a disaster. Quatre's sister Ameera was hot, that he could not deny. Blond, big breasts, long legs and soft looking lips that he definitely could find us for. She was nice and all, but she was so frustratingly girly! She kept giggling at everything he said, smiled like it was going out of style and tried to show off her cleavage at every chance she got. She might be nice to look at, but she was getting on his nerves.

So he totally had a thing for tomboys, so sue him.

He couldn't get away from her fast enough. He probably came off as a bit rude when he cut the date short but he just could not stand being around her any longer. If he heard her giggle one more time, he would have pulled out the sarcasm, and then things really would have gone to hell.

The first thing he did when he got home was to call up Wufei so that he could rant. No one understood the importance of ranting just as much as he did. Wufei calmly listened to him before inviting him over to break in his new bar. Duo happily accepted.

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Duo was drunk, and if he had any doubts, the next question coming out of his mouth would have proved it. "So, does your cock work or is it just for show?"

"Hmm." Wufei tipped his head towards him from where he was slumping on the couch next to him. "There is no sperm, but yeah, it works."

"Cool." He muttered.

"Yeah, really cool." Wufei leaned forward, reaching out twice before he got a hold of his drink. "Remember how I used to make fun of you for always being horny."

Duo snorted. "Too well." He responded, taking a deep gulp to finish his glass.

"Well I apologize and I take -everything- back!" Wufei declared loudly, throwing his drink back before reaching for the vodka bottle.

"I fucking love karma." Duo grinned and motioned Wufei to fill up his glass too.

Wufei absently poured the liquor, barely managing to hit the glasses. "Horny fucking 24-7. It's like I'm getting turned on by everything. Hell, peeling potatoes gets me going." He muttered, handing Duo his drink.

Duo laughed drunkly, barely managing to take a hold of it instead of tipping it all over himself

Wufei took a swing from his own glass. He grimaced before pouring a generous amount of orange juice in it. "I don't know how you managed to do it. I've been ready to push my hand down my pants every fifteen minutes some days."

"Mmm," Duo slurred in agreement. "You need to get laid."

Wufei shook his head. "Haven't found anyone, don't want any one night stands." He took a deep gulp of his drink. "Shit, I haven't had sex since you walked out." He muttered. "Fucking pathetic."

Duo restrained himself from confessing the same. Well, if you didn't count that blow job he got in the bathroom of some club last year. He sure as hell didn't count it. Especially when the girl got back up on her feet and demanded to get paid. Then we can talk about being pathetic, when you accidentally hired a prostituted. He was never telling Meilan about that, she would cut his balls off, he just knew it.

"Met this guy over the Internet." Wufei's eyes got a little lost as he stared at the wall. "He seemed so nice and sweet, hot as hell." He swayed slightly as he talked. "Great taste in music, openly gay and-" Wufei seemed to lose track of what he was talking about. Fumbling with his glass, he leaned against Duo. "Ass, really great ass." Wufei slurred, leaning his head back to swallow the last of his drink.

Duo barely blinked when Meilan tipped over and landed with his head in his lap. "So what happened?" He asked, looking down at Wufei's unfocused eyes.

"What happened was that he wanted some kind of sick tranny bondage play in his basement." Wufei tried to get a hold of the vodka bottle, but just managed to wave his hand around in the air. "Fucking asshole."

"That's not good." Duo said intelligently. There were a pack of beers standing on the small table at the side of the couch and he just managed to get a hold of them without getting up. Ripping open the paper wrapping around them, he opened one of them with his thumb and handed it to Wufei. Meilan never did get a hang of that trick.

Wufei took a hold of the bottle with both hands, almost like he was holding the holy grail."He even had the guts to be disappointed that I got rid of the fat lumps on my chest. Fucking bastard."

"I liked your breasts." Duo mussed behind his beer.

Wufei ether didn't hear him or ignored him as he kept talking.

"I am so fucking glad I got the chest drain done. God, it hurt like fucking hell and I couldn't lift my arms for days. But I didn't get any scars, see?" Wufei lifted up his shirt, showing off his very male looking chest. Duo nodded. Meilan had been a pretty hairy girl, but Wufei was a lot hairier. From the brown nipples, all the way down to the edge of his pants were a bushy line of hair.

"Hairy." He remarked absently.

Wufei scratched his stomach, pulling slightly at the hair there. "Should see my legs, you could make a carpet out of it."

"I bet my leg are hairier." Duo declared proudly.

Wufei blinked slowly. "... Mmm, think you're right. I always liked your legs, you got really, really nice legs."

Duo was going to say something about Wufei just being jealous, but he got distracted when Wufei rolled over to reach down and pull his pants leg up all the way to his knee. A soft hand moved over his shin, playing with the hair growing there, caressing it.

Meilan was such an impulsive drunk. Duo thought absently, not feeling any need to tell her to stop. This was actually pretty mild coming from a girl who would get into her head to start demonstrations and ranted about various injustices whenever she had too much to drink.

She stopped the petting after a while, turning back so that her head was once again lying in Duo's lap. "Best thing ever to not have to shave my legs. Hated that, hated, hated, hated, hated."

Duo knew very well how much she hated it. She would only shave when they were going swimming and then she would bitch non-stop about it until it grew back out again.

He took a couple of deep gulps, finishing the bottle before opening another one. This whole drinking night thing was a great idea. He felt much better and he couldn't care less that Quatre was going to be a pain in the ass over the fact that he would not date his sister.

Wufei's head was resting quite comfortably against his cock but every time the other man tipped his head to take another drink from his beer, the back of his head would rub against him. He really should shove him off. Any second now.

Half a vodka bottle and four bottles of beer later, Duo found himself more than a little drunk. He just wanted to fall asleep right there, with his cock half hard, a heated body against his thigh and too much alcohol in his veins.

"Duo?"

"Mmm." he responded, not bothering to open his eyes. He felt pleasantly buzzed and relaxed. The world swayed around him, lulling him to sleep.

"Can I suck your cock?" She asked him.

There was a reason why that wasn't a good idea but at the moment, Duo couldn't for the life of him remember what that was. "Sure." His mouth said, following his dicks orders instead of his head's. Besides, Meilan gave the best blowjobs. It was like she tried to eat you alive.

His pants were opened clumsily and then his cock was out in the air. Meilan was licking and sucking on the barely hard cock until it was standing tall and proud. Then she went to work, much to Duo's delight.

It was only when he felt something rough brush against his thigh that he remembered that there was no Meilan anymore. This was Wufei and that rough thing was Wufei's unshaved chin. He felt like he should freak out. There was a gay guy around his cock. But he was tired, it felt good and it was Meilan. Or not still Meilan, and he loved her, he did. And God, it felt good.

And then he was coming, in long satisfying pulses, his hips twitching in time with them.

He felt lightheaded, but in a good way.

He should say something. He didn't know what.

It was all so confusing and he just wanted to sleep.

As if he said it out loud, gentle hands tipped him over onto the couch, lifting his legs up. A blanket was spread over him.

"Thank you." A voice whispered against his ear. Duo slept.

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A/N

Come on, tell me what you thought about it. What's going through your mind right now?

A –huge- thank you to everyone that reviewed.

Shan Chan – Thank you. I felt really mean when I wrote this. Poor Wufei, getting stuck with Duo without actually having him. Jacann – Oh I will not give up, don't you worry :) Ah hael – I always thought that your gender bender was one of the most original I've ever read… damn, I'm going all fangirl on you again. LOL! No but seriously, thank you. I wasn't sure that I would be able to pull this plot off, but I couldn't help put try. It's nice to know that you liked it :) Kichikoneko – God, I laughed like crazy when I read your review. You are not the only one who felt like that. At one point I got so sick of then dancing around each other that I (in this chapter actually) had them go at it like wild dogs… obviously I didn't keep that part, but it was fun to write :) Droaerion – Now that was a really awesome compliment. Thank you. I'm really happy that you liked my Duo and I agree with what you said about people's habit of writing him too easy/too hard. It happens in far too many fictions (especially in 1x2 fictions, and is one of the many reasons besides hating Heero that almost had me stop reading gundam wing fanfiction before I found 2x5) and you just get –sick- of it. So as I said, I'm happy you liked it and I hope you will stick round to the end. Bigsister2 – Do you feel spoiled now? :) I hope you do. Well, thank you for you kind words and we are just going to have to wait and see who figures it out first :) Cinnamon Selkie – I can't even begin to say how fun it was to read your reviews. I actually sat at my computer and updated the page every now and then, following your way through the story. It was lots of fun, thank you. I'm really glad you liked it :) Hittocerebattosai – Really? Well in that case I'm happy that I'm updating twice this week. Wouldn't want you to die on me, now would I ;) Princess Cythera – Thank you, I will :) EbonyOsmosis – I first though about writing a het thing, but I suck at het (not to mention that Ah hael's gender bender was stuck in my head when ever I tried to write something) so I gave in to this plot that were poking me angrily. Wufei and Meilan really are a lot alike. I always thought that most of Wufei's angry justice obsession was something he got from her. Spider-jen – I'm glad you like it. More couple like things is coming soon enough :) Skean Dhu – Duo really is so much fun when he's in denial, isn't he, lol! Poor Wufei for being stuck with him. :) PanicEline – Why thank you, I do try ;)