The Saiyan: Oh this is the story that never ends! It goes on and on my friends!

Inu: Wouldn't have it any other way!

Miroku: Although shouldn't we feel bad about killing Jaken and Kikyo?

Inu/The Saiyan/Shippo: Nope!

Miroku: Didn't think so.

Shippo: Where are Sango and Kagome?

Inu: They went to Kagomes time to get some new clothes and stuff.

Shippo: Oh.

The Saiyan: Well, lets get started. But first, the disclaimer.

Shippo: Oh! Can I do it? PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE????? ?????????????????????

The Saiyan: Sure kid. Knock yourself out.

Shippo: OK! (Rams his head into Kogas skull)

Shippo: @_@

Koga: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Inu: Well, TS told him to knock himself out so he hit the hardest thing he could find.

Koga: What's that suppost to mean?!

Inu: Exactly what it sounds like, you wimpy wolf. (Bashes Koga over the head with the Tetsagua (Sorry. I don't know how to spell it.)

Koga: (Becomes temporarily insane)

The Saiyan: (Throws him into the Sinceyouare Insane asylum) Well, I don't own Inuyasha and the idea is owned by sagie

Kikyo: (Walking around smoking a joint) HAHAHA Soon Inuyasha will be mine! HAHAHAHA

(Gets grabbed by a mysterious dude and is thrown inside a box)

Kikyo: HAY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Mysterious Dude: Well, I'm kidnapping you, putting you inside a box and now where heading off to china.

Kikyo: Oh.

(A few hours later)

Kikyo: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (Wakes up) Hu? NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Mysterious Dude: Now I'm going to torture you with Chinese water torture.

Kikyo: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Mysterious Dude: Yes I can (Does it and leaves)

(2 days later)

Mysterious Dude: (Comes back to find that Kikyo has gone insane) (Throws her into a box and leaves her in there for 2 more days while it rains and then the Sinceyouare insane asylum.) (Walks away singing) I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny! When a girl walks in with that itty bitty waist and shakes that round thing in your face you get. FEELINGS! (Donkey from Shreak)

Kikyo: (Inside the same room as Koga) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I LIKE EGGS!

Koga: (Somehow finds a Machete and a hockey mask) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Cuts Kikyo into tiny little pieces and shoves them into ice cube trays and frozen so that they can be used to cool his drinks) (Ed, Edd, and Eddy :) )

(Jaken shows up in a janitor suit, cleaning up the mess.)

(sagie suddenly shows up and grabs Jaken)

Jaken: What are you doing?

sagie: I want to know if your head would fit inside this pencil sharpener.

Jaken: No! (Gets his head shoved into pencil sharpener and goes around and around and around untill his body falls limb on the ground)

sagie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Koga: (Is sane again) I'll make you pay, dog-boy

Inu: Shut up you wimpy wolf

Koga: Why should I, you worthless mutt

The Saiyan HAY! NOT ONLY AM I 1/4 SAIYAN I'M ALSO 1/2 DOG DEMON!

Miroku: Then what's the other 1/4?

The Saiyan: Human. Come on, Inu. Let's teach this wimp a lesson. (Goes Super Saiyan5)

Inu: (Goes Hyper Demon)

Koga: KUSO! (Starts running away)

Inu/The Saiyan: GET BACK HERE YOU WIMPY WOLF! (Chases him)

Kag: What did Koga do this time?

Miroku: He called TS and Inu worthless mutts.

Kag: WHAT! HE CALLED MY INU-CHAN A WORTHLESS MUTT?! (Chases Koga around with bow and arrows)

Sango: But I thought that he was a saiyan?

Miroku: He is but he's also a dog demon.

Sango: Well we had better end this.

Miroku: Yes. Also I would like to announce that besides killing Jaken and Kikyo, you can now also kill Naraku and/or Hojo as well. And don't forget to review or else I'll have Sango hit you with her hiraikotsu. And that thing hurts like hell so you had better review if you value your health. (Gets hit with the hiraikotsu.) @_@

Sango: Or else................