SEASON II EPISODE V:

"THE MADNESS OF SHOPPING" (Part II)

THE DELI-SECTION- HALL-MART:

Andrew and Clover had arrived to the deli section of the store and approached Sam and Chaosky who were waiting for them to show up. Once Andrew and Clover went up to them, Sam then pointed to Alex beating up the old man who tried seducing her.

"Woah," Clover and Andrew said together, the latter of which was awing in amazement at his girl putting up a fight.

"So someone should stop her from beating the man," Sam stated.

"I think Andrew should do it," Clover suggested. "Right Andrew?"

Andrew however, had something else in mind, as he approached the old man. He heard Alex shouting to the old man.

"YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!" Alex screamed, landing another punch on him. "I DO NOT PLAN ON HAVING SEX WITH YOU, AND MY MAN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GET LAID WITH ME EITHER!"

Andrew couldn't help but smirk. She was being honest; he wouldn't let this creep have sex with his angel.

"I just thought you were a beautiful girl," The old man said. "I want to have sex with you."

It was then Andrew let out a growl which got the old man's attention.

"You keep your hands off of my girl, you creep!" Andrew hissed at him with a huge hint of warning in his voice.

Alex then heard Andrew say that and she was happy that her man was here to assist her. Andrew then approached the old man, with Alex letting her hunk do what he needs to. Andrew got into his face as he then said menacingly.

"If you do as much as hurt my beloved angel, I will make you regret your actions…"

Andrew's voice sounded so terrifying, that it nearly scared the old man to death. He was still standing his ground.

"You can't tell me what to do you punk," The man spat.

"You asked for it," Andrew pounded his fist into his palm. "Alex, mind helping me beat this man up?"

"With pleasure my hunk." Alex was already by his side, about to roughhouse with the creep. Sam, Clover and Chaosky saw this going on.

"I guess Andrew is not gonna be of any help at all," Clover said.

"Yeah, time for plan B," Sam announced. "Chaosky, get those two to stop fighting will ya?"

"WOOF WOOF!" Chaosky ran over to them like a dog, as he then started sniffing the old man, who didn't notice Chaosky at all. Sam and Clover then decided to this matter into their own hands. They both approached the couple and the perverted creep.

"Okay guys that's enough fighting!" Sam called it off, getting both Andrew and Alex's attentions.

"Sorry Sam," Andrew and Alex apologized as the old man got up and looked angry at them.

Chaosky then smelled something suspicious with the old man, and as a result, he started growling at him angrily. The old man was focused on the other four that he didn't notice what Chaosky was about to do.

"You punk kids are to get out of my sight now," The old man warned. "If you don't, I'm gonna-"

He didn't get to finish as he then felt someone bite him. The old man then looked and noticed that Chaosky was biting on the old man's hand, and he wasn't letting go. Then right on cue, 3, 2, 1...

"YOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The man screamed in pain as he started prancing around, panicking. "GET THIS THING OFF OF MY HAND!"

Andrew, having seen Chaosky biting the man's hand, was laughing hysterically at Chaosky's action, knowing he was acting like a dog due to the bet he made. The old man then tripped as some stuff fell out of his pocket, as Sam went up and got Chaosky to let go of the hand as she was now holding Chaosky in her hand. The old man got up and started glaring at Chaosky angrily, who was now whimpering like a puppy that was just kicked.

"WHY YOU LITTLE…" The old man started but was cut short when Clover shouted.

"HEY! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?" Clover pointed to the stuff that fell out of the old man's pocket as Andrew and Alex approached it, as Andrew examined it.

"NO WAY!" Andrew shouted. "Take a look at what this creep had in his possession: Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana, Cocaine, Nicotine, and Heroin."

"Oh my god," Alex was shocked. "This perverted creep is also a drug dealer!"

All five of them glared at the old man who was also a drug dealer. Chaosky was growling viciously at the man like a dog.

"So that's what Chaosky smelled from this man," Clover concluded. "And that's why he was acting vicious and bit him like a dog, not only from the fact that he's acting like a dog, but this man was also in possession of drugs."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but it was good that Chaosky was acting like a dog." Sam admitted.

"What do you have to say for yourself now, you perverted drug dealing creep?" Alex asked the man angrily as the others continued glaring at him with her.

"Yeah, I have drugs in my possesion, so what," The old man spat. "The cops aren't here to take me in, so you punks can't do anything to stop me."

"Guess again gramps," A random voice said from nowhere.

It was then that two cops that were hiding behind a shelf jumped out and revealed themselves.

"You five civilians are dealing with a convicted felon," One of the cops said. "This man is known for selling illegal drugs and for getting underaged girls to have sex with him."

"But we got you now gramps," The other cop said. "And this time, your not getting away from us."

The two cops had approached the old man as Andrew had a shocked look on his face.

"Oh my god," Andrew said in surprise. "So this perverted creep is both a drug dealer and a pedophile?"

"Your correct civilian," One of the cops commented. "But now, he's coming with us."

As the cops started handcuffing the old man, a voice then shouted.

"GRAMPS!"

The voice was revealed to be the nerd that had been following Clover for a good portion of the day. Clover couldn't believe it, this old creep was this nerd's grandpa.

"This creep is your grandfather," Clover shouted exaggeratedly. "WHAT THE HECK!"

"Duh, of course he is," The nerd said. "I wanted you to see this photo so you would know what he looked like."

While Clover was muttering to herself, the nerd looked at his grandpa in shock and surprise, not believing what he was witnessing, his grandpa was a drug dealer. The grandpa then looked shocked to see his grandson.

"Michael!?" The grandpa shouted. "Look, this isn't as it seems!"

"That's what you'll be saying in the slammer, punk!" One of the cops shouted as the other cop bonked the creep on the head with a club, knocking him out.

"That's enough of that bally-hoo." The other cop commented as they both took the creep away, arresting him as the nerd known as Michael looked surprised.

"Wow, talk about a crime scene," Sam commented.

"Tell me about it," Alex nodded in agreement. "That creep was just about to get me to have sex with him and drug me."

"But I didn't let him do that to you baby," Andrew said. "I wouldn't let him do awful things to you."

"Oh I know that baby." Alex said.

They spent the next few minutes staring at each other, in a romantic manner while Clover managed to drive the nerd Michael away, when suddenly...

"THERE HE IS!" One of the fan girls who have been following Andrew previously had shouted. "THERE'S THE HANDSOME HUNKY ANDREW!"

"HUNK, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF FOR US AND SHOW US YOUR CHEST!" The other fan girl shouted.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Andrew squealed at the sight of the two fangirls. "Alex, please help me!"

Alex thought for a moment, and then came up with an idea.

"Don't worry baby, maybe doing this together will drive them away," Alex said seductively.

Andrew then realized what Alex was talking about.

"You mean we should...?"

"Oh yes, my hunk," She was speaking as if she was flirting with him. "I'm talking about that, baby."

"Ohh yeah babe," Andrew whispered seductively. "Let's do it."

"You said it handsome."

Andrew and Alex then started kissing in such a sexual and romantic manner, enjoying every moment of it as their tongues met and touched one another. The two fangirls saw this and by the looks on their faces, they weren't thrilled.

"Ewwww, that handsome hunk is kissing another girl," One of the fangirls said. "He's already taken!"

"I know," The other fan girl said. "Let's get out of here."

The two fan girls then walked away, not wanting to see Andrew's chest anymore. The couple didn't seem to notice people taking pictures and finding it amusing. After they stopped kissing, they noticed the fangirls were gone.

"It worked," Andrew said. "They're gone. I still enjoyed that kiss, since we really are a couple baby."

"You said it sweet cheeks." Alex agreed.

"Hey, if you two are done," Clover said. "We have to get our stuff together and make sure we have everything in this store that we need."

"Yeah, and we need to get this stuff all checked out at the register." Sam added, pointing to the two carriages that were packed with stuff.

"Woof woof!" Chaosky barked, still acting like a dog.

"Of course," Andrew remembered. "You ready to go Alex?"

"Ready when you are babe," Alex stated.

The five then went and headed for the register after checking to see if they had everything they needed to get...

Unfortunately, when they got to the checkout line, they noticed that the line was incredibly long and would take hours to get their stuff checked out.

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Andrew screamed in frustration.

"See, this is why I hate shopping at this place," Clover commented.

"No kidding there Clover," Sam groaned at the line as Alex was now trying to calm Andrew down. "This is gonna take awhile..."

"Ruff Ruff..." Chaosky barked again in agreement as we see Alex giving Andrew a hug to help calm him down.

After what felt like hours, since some of the products being checked out by the people in front of them exploded or got damaged, and since there was a huge mess in the line, and since none of the other lines were opened, the five had to wait for the line to start moving again, and it was official; Andrew felt like he was in Hell, as he was really close to having a serious breakdown, the five finally made it to the checkout line as their stuff was being check out through the scanner. Unfortunately, one of the things that needed to be scanned wasn't being scanned.

"Oh dear," The cashier said as he got out a microphone. "Need a price check for product in line 5."

Andrew then got ready to scream in 3, 2, 1...

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Andrew let out a blood curling scream.

"I'm sorry mister," The cashier was nervously shaking. "It's not my fault, the price isn't coming up."

Andrew was just about ready to attack him like a savaged beast, but Sam and Clover stopped him right away.

"Woah, anger issues much?" Clover wondered nervously.

"No, it's just this stress," Sam explained. "Andrew try to calm down, I'll pay for this stuff instead."

Andrew, still under so much pressure, simply nodded. Alex decided to take Andrew and wanted to calm him down.

"Andrew, you okay?" Alex asked him with such concern as she was giving him another hug passionately.

Andrew breathed in and out as he then finally said.

"I'm fine," Andrew said while breathing. "I'm sorry for that Alex."

"It's okay Andrew," Alex said. "I know this must be really stressful for you. I would have been just as angry if I was in your shoes."

"I know," Andrew stated. "Thanks for that Alex."

"Your welcome Andrew," Alex said as she continued hugging him, and Andrew returned the hug as a result. "I love you Andrew."

"I love you too baby."

They continued hugging while waiting for the others to be done checking out...

After about 15 minutes, Sam, Clover and Chaosky finally got the stuff paid and checked out as the stuff was now in plastic bags as they approached Andrew and Alex.

"Is he feeling better?" Sam asked Alex with some concern.

"Yeah a little," Alex commented. "This stress is becoming too much for him."

"I'll say," Clover agreed. "Andrew, you feeling alright?"

Andrew simply nodded as Sam noticed that Andrew had purchased some donuts.

"Donuts?" Sam questioned. "Let me guess, this is Chaosky's reward for pulling off that bet with acting like a dog throughout this whole shopping fiasco?"

Andrew nodded once again as Chaosky looked thrilled.

"WOOF!" Chaosky then corrected himself as he got back on his feet. "I mean, yeah! I did it! I accomplished the bet and we are now done shopping!"

"Yeah, I know," Andrew said as he then made this comment. "I'm never shopping in this horrible store known as Hall-Mart again."

"Hall-Mart? It's more like 'Hell-Mart' if you ask me," Clover retorted. "It took us a long time to get this stuff checked out."

"I agree Clover," Andrew agreed. "This place is known as 'Hell-Mart'."

"So, shall we get home now?" Chaosky wondered, no longer acting like a dog.

"Yes, let's leave this dump," Alex said. "Let's go babe."

"Right behind you love." Andrew stood up with Alex as the five of them then went and walked out of the hell of a store that's called Hall-Mart.

They then got their purchased stuff into the car as they then decided to head on home, hoping that the stress Andrew is feeling will finally wear off in the next part of this segment...

END OF EPISODE XXIII PART II