GAH!!! STUPID FF!! If any of you read the chapter already, you may have read the previous chapter, 'Icing' instead of this one. My stupid computer either put the wrong document in, or FF was turning against me T_T *sigh* Nothing is right anymore…
By the way, I changed my name from Gaara'sCookiezz to TobiGoesBOOM.
I OWN NOTHING!!!
Enough of my unimportant babbling. On to the chapter! Which I honestly have no idea how it may turn out…
J-Junk
Some things should never be put together; for instance, vampires and sparkles. They're not compatible, right? Another thing would be Uzumaki Naruto, and cleaning. Absolutely nothing would get accomplished.
In this case, Naruto decided to clean out his closet. He wanted to get rid of the stuff he never used, and restock on 'stuff.' Today was a bad day to visit the blonde.
But hey, how was Sasuke supposed to know that?
Anyway, Sasuke was bored one afternoon in April, and decided to visit the blonde. Simple, right?
Eheh, no. Wrong, incorrect, error, mistake, etcetera, etcetera.
When Sasuke walked through Naruto's door, nobody was in sight. "NARUTO!?" Sasuke called for the blonde. In response, he got a "RAGH!" and many mumbles of the term "Ow." Sasuke raised a brow.
"…Hello?" Naruto came to greet the raven, whilst mumbling some very… Advanced vocabulary words. "What do you want!? I was cleaning!" Sasuke almost doubled over in laughter.
Almost.
"You? Cleaning? On what planet? Surely it's not this one." Naruto rolled his eyes. "Haha. Very funny Mr. Smartass. Now that you're here, you can help!" With that, the hyperactive blonde pulled Sasuke into his room and brought him to the closet. Unfortunately, Sasuke had never actually been in Naruto's closet. If you knew Naruto, anyone would agree that actually stepping foot inside of the disaster area would be highly dangerous and risky. Poor, pitiful Sasuke, whose eyes were expanded and whose jaw was on the floor. And the floor would not be the best place for any particular object to be…Not to mention a mouth. Ew.
In the closet was clothes, obviously too small, some toys from when the boy was younger (which consisted of a paddleball thing, some darts, board games, broken crayons, and a…book about the dangers of forks and how they could be weapons. Hm. Interesting.), old costumes, most likely from Halloween, a few rolls of duct tape and some unidentifiable gobs of…something. This should be fun to clean.
Being the ADD hyperactive fool he was, while Sasuke was admiring the calamity, Naruto was in the bathroom…filling up water guns. When Sasuke noticed this, only two words ran through his mind. Oh. Crap.
Then he was pelted with a violent stream of water, soaking his back through his t-shirt. He heard Naruto giggle and literally heard the wind coming off the boy as he took off running. This, was war.
Grabbing the other gun, Sasuke shot after Naruto faster than you could say . Okay so maybe it wouldn't that fast…
Anyway, Sasuke shot after Naruto with speed Chuck Norris would be jealous of (A/N: GASPETH!). Finally finding the idiotic blonde, who was using the couch as a fort, he squirted him with all his might. Or at least what he was able to, due to limited water source. Naruto squirted back, simply because Sasuke was directly in front of him.
Then they ran out of water, proceeding a wrestling match, minus the water guns.
Take a moment to picture this. Two water-logged boys (you know, hair stuck to the face, clothes soaked), on top of each other, and who had just found out the meaning of 'love.' Not this minute, but afraid to admit it to one another. All that adds up to a night of…arguing…
YOU PERVERTS!!
Back to the boys. There they were, Naruto straddling Sasuke in a very…ahem…suggestive manner, while the boy under him was flushed with a color not even to have been invented yet.
Cerulean mixed with onyx and both were lost. Naruto slowly placed his lips upon Sasuke's. The small kiss quickly heated, as if it were put into a supersonic microwave that had just exploded. When they parted Sasuke smirked.
"You know, we still have yet to clean."
End.
So yes. There it was. I'll try to update as soon as I can. Please bear with me. And another thing. I'm so terribly sorry my chapters have been so short. It's really hard to stretch out these ideas.
And do I have any readers that are also poets? I have just started writing poetry, and I guess I need someone to…eh..rate it, I guess. My Language Arts teacher says they're really good, but I think she just doesn't want me feeling bad… Any help?
Thanks for reading! I love you all. Ideas would be great!!
Maddie