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Nicole Makes-Out With Legolas
Surprised?
Kelsey's PoV
"Wargs! We're under attack!" Aragorn sprinted toward us, yelling. Nicole and I turned, looking pointedly at Mandy.
"What?!" She whined. Nicole sighed.
"Well? Are we going to fight the wargs or no?" She asked, one hand gripping her staff tightly.
"Fight!" I voted, pulling out some cayenne pepper, a rather large sword, a dagger…
"Run away!" Mandy squeaked, eyes wide. "I don't wanna fight and kill people!" Nicole rolled her eyes.
"Fine. You go with Eowyn." I ordered. Mandy gladly took off after the group of women and children, apparently not realizing that she had jumped off her horse and left it behind.
"You can have the horse." Nicole threw the reins on some soldier before pulling out something from her quilted purse.
Narrator's PoV
There is no experience like battle for serving as a completely useless enterprise. No matter how many times you fight, you still have to create new skills each time. Fortune, however, dictates that in all battles someone must suffer. Fortunately for the people of Rohan, they were not the ones to suffer. Our heroines, however, suffered many…wounds…
Nicole's PoV
I swung my frying pan—yes, a frying pan—and my staff at the swarm of insects surrounding me. This cloud of invertebrates bit and nipped at me. Finally, frustrated, I blasted them away as best I could for an apprenticed wizard.
I saw Kelsey fighting the pests over to one side, but let her be for a moment. My chief concern was rather the large warg and orc charging toward her. I grabbed my horse and charged forward, swinging the staff and cookware. The orc didn't know what hit him.
"Kelsey! Duck!" She ducked and I blasted the gnats. Kelsey ran forward, her horse having abandoned her, and jumped up behind me as the warg that was charging at her skid to a stop and flung it's rider over the cliff.
"Save Aragorn!" Kelsey suddenly said.
"What?"
"It's canon!"
"Only in the movies!" Kelsey shook her head, suddenly torn between canons. I rolled my eyes. "Oh fine!" I kicked the horse toward the cliff, swinging my weapons as Kelsey dug out a rope. "Ready?"
"Ready." I swerved as we came to the cliff and, just as the warg went flying, Kelsey threw the rope in a loop and hauled Aragorn up. One warg concussion later and Aragorn was back in battle.
"Hey, where's Ernie?" I asked suddenly, frowning. "He was with you guys…"
"I dunno." Kelsey mumbled, voice muffled seeing as her face was blocked by Aragorn's chest since Kelsey was hugging him. Suddenly annoyed, I pushed them. Both flew over the cliff. I stared at them.
"Oops…" I whacked an orc that I heard breathing behind me. "Oh well."
Kelsey's PoV
"WHEE!!!!!!!!" What? Though I might as well enjoy myself as long as I'm falling off the side of a cliff. "Hey! Rocks! Wait…ROCKS! AHH!" I skydived to one side. The cliff seemed higher than the one in the movie. Aragorn had dropped like a stone, but my dress's skirt fanned out—it helped, but it was so indecent. Ick.
PLOP
I hit the water gently and floated down the river. This was a nice river. Except for the wargs dropping from the sky.
Getting a brilliant idea, I pulled out my bag and, out of bag, I found a large inner tube and climbed in. Finally I could get to work on my tan. Whee…
Mandy's PoV
"Don't you just wish you could fight?" Eowyn asked me within minutes of being safe behind the fortress. I gave her what I thought was an odd look and hugged my knees to my chest.
"Yeah, maybe…then Kelsey won't kick my butt."
"What?"
"Defeat me." I corrected, standing up to stand beside her, watching for Nicole and Kelsey and—I smiled, embarrassed—Legolas. Eowyn looked at me, her eyes questioning.
"But what about the glory?" She asked, astounded. "That and the renown of battle? Is not that a good cause?"
"You've seen too many Hollywood movies." I commented.
Eowyn looked at me quizzically…again. "What?"
I rolled my eyes. "Nevermind."
Back with Merry and Pippin…
"Eyes itch," Pippin sang
"Trees twitch," Merry joined in.
"Spring is on the move,"
"Pollen falls,"
"Sneeze calls,"
"And we are off to war!" They chanted, riding on Treebeard's shoulders. Treebeard looked over at them.
"Bar-um…where did you learn that?" He asked, voice rumbling deeply.
"Nickel, our companion—the one you spoke of with Gandalf."
"It is such a light song…" Treebeard sighed. "For times such as this…"
Nicole's PoV
"Aragorn?" Legolas called.
"Aragorn?" Gimli shouted.
"Do I detect a parrot?" I asked innocently. "Or an echo? Oo! Echo echo!" Gimli growled, swinging his ax up and aiming for me. "Eep!" I leapt out of the way and Gimli ended up beheading some orc.
"Lady Nicole." Uh oh. Legolas was mad. But do I care? Survey says: no! "Thanks to you, Gimli has killed the orc I was interrogating of the whereabouts of Aragorn."
"Oh no!" I cried sarcastically. "Legolas is using long words to threaten me! Whatever shall we do?" I pretended to swoon, half hoping someone would catch me. But no one did. "Hey!"
"Hush!" Gimli ordered. "We are still searching for our comrade."
"Oh shut up, Gimli." I grumbled, fingering my staff. "You know what? I don't like you. Speaking of which, Legolas, I don't like you either. You're such a gentleman for Mandy, but you act like a jerk to everyone else!"
"Lady Nicole." Legolas was shaking with rage. Oo…this was interesting. "It is your big mouth, your shrill voice, and your ability to annoy anyone you come across that makes me not like you."
"Mandy on the other hand…" I smirked, egging him on. Legolas's face broke into a smile.
"Lady Amanda is—"
"STOP!" I hit him with my frying pan. "No going on romantic on me, or Mandy for that matter! Or…or I'll tell Mandy we had an affair!" Legolas looked horrified. I paused. "You know what? That makes me look bad. Nevermind."
Kelsey's PoV
"Kelsey…Kelsey…KELSEY!" Aragorn shouted.
"So shiny…so calm…"
"LADY KELSEY!"
"AAH!" I fell off my bag into very cold water. When I spluttered to the surface, I found myself glaring at Aragorn. "What?"
"We must return."
"Why? This river is so peaceful…"
"Lady Kelsey—"
"I know, I know, they need our wonderful prowess in battle. Fine." Aragorn led the horse over and I jumped up gleefully. He mounted behind me. Fun.
"Bye river!"
Hi, people, mandy wrote new chapter. I'm at her house since it was her b-day last night! anyway, I gave her popping corn, last year I gave her chips! I wrote most of this chapter, except the affair thing and PoV #1. Today I get to work on girl scouts stuff and I have a poster to do on the dailly life of the apache. And I hope I get time to stretch and improve my 180 degree panche! Go Me!
Hola peoples! Dude...I love this chapter! And my birthday last night was flippin' awesome...except for the part where Nickel smothered me with my own blanket. Idiot. But it was fun. Teehee! Anyway, this was the soonest I could get a new chappy up. Hope you guys like it!!!! Btw, Nickel and I are BOTH glad she did not make out with Legolas. At all. Thank God.
Kelsey...I'm sorry. But I wanted to update. I heart u! And I'll have the next chappy up soon for u to edit and add ur comments to!
P.S. If you like this chappy, review! Maybe we can get 50 soon!!!! R&R please!