AN: I may have to omit some of Tara's author notes. They're melting my brain! Also, just to forewarn you, this chapter contains bad music.
I was really scared about Kyle all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my epic crunkcore band The Fantastic Six Placentas. I am the lead singer of it and I play synth. People say that we sound like a cross between 1D, BrokeNCYDE and BOTDF. The other people in the band are Carrie, Phil, Dan, crabstickz (although his real name is Chris) and kickthepj. Only today Dan and Phil were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Dan was probably drowning his sorrows (he wouldn't die because the only way you can kill Dan is by touching his neck) and Lion was probably watching a nerdy film like The Social Network. I put on a neon yellow top that showed off my boobs and tiny black leather miniskirt that said GEEK on the butt. If you think I'm a slut then YOU ARE SLUT-SHAMING!11
We were singing a cover of 'sexting' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Amethyst! Are you OK?" Carrie asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Kyle came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Phil! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Dan. But if I don't kill Phil, then Kyle, will fucking kill Dan!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Dan jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you placenta-eating emo bitch!" (c is taht out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Dan started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly the policeman from chapter 4 walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he was hungry.
"What have you done!" He started to cry upstandingly. "Amethyst Dan has been found in his room. He committed suicide by excessive alcohol consumption."