A/N I start(ed) school tomorrow/today (depending on when this gets published)! Someone, please, right now, stab, me. Right now, I'm ready, knife, right in my chest or something.

Sung

English

Sung in English

Flashback and/or dream

With that said, I DO NOT OWN ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM, enjoy the story!

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Third Person POV

Korosensei shrieked upon entering the classroom, some of his lower tentacles melting off.

"Who lined the doorway with anti-me knives?!" The octopus teacher exclaims, looking over the half of the classroom currently present, as it was still pretty early in home room.

A bored student tosses a cut up knife in the air, letting a glowing red eye look over to Korosensei.

"I hope it wasn't too much trouble for you. But there were a lot of anti-sensei knives left over in storage. I put them in a lot of places." J tells her teacher. She catches the knife she threw, and in the blink of an eye, it's across the classroom for Korosensei to dodge. "It'll be like an Easter egg hunt!"

"Why did they make those things out of rubber?!" Korosensei wonders to himself.

A purple-haired girl looks to J, finally realizing why she was hanging around the door. But then her face turns to one of confusion. She pushes her glasses back up on her face.

"I thought I took away all of your scissors." F comments.

"Molly let me borrow a pair." J responds.

F turns her gaze to the younger child, who shrugs.

"She said it was for an assassination plan." Molly says, believing it to be reason enough to give her older sister the crafts tool.

"With the way things are going, she's probably going to turn out to be the same thing as Karma." A green-haired girl, with said locks styled in strange cat-ear like pigtails, whispers to the blue-haired boy next to her.

The blue haired boy nods in response, his own pigtails moving around his head as he does so, and whispers back, "The problem is, Korosensei is terrified of her. He was irritated by Karma, but never scared."

"I guess so, but what really is there to be terrified about?" The green haired girl questions.

All this earns her is a shrug from the blue-haired boy. He couldn't figure out a reason for their practically indestructible teacher to be afraid of their new classmate either. She seemed normal for the classroom personality-wise, and though her abilities were outstanding, they weren't exactly anything for Korosensei to worry about. The only thing that came to Nagisa's mind was J seemingly having to be dead, in order to know Korosensei a year ago as she mentioned. There really shouldn't be a reason for the girl to be more than a nuisance like their other red-haired classmate.

Korosensei shrieks again as he picks up a piece of chalk, turning it over to find another piece of green rubber strapped to it.

"Nurufufufu..." J imitates the teacher's strange mocking laugh.

"You could at least not mock me about it!" Korosensei exclaims, his face dropping to a sad bluish purple. He takes a small piece of paper and examines his other pieces if chalk, finding them all to be anti-sensei material free.

"What's with the blue face, teach?" Another red-haired student enters the classroom, close to late. "Is this what happens when you get brain freeze?"

"No Karma." Korosensei replies. "I'm not quite sure I want to know, but why were are you so late today?"

"I was looking through the faculty room again." Karma responds, as if the teacher shouldn't be fazed. "All I learned is that you're broke."

'Is it torture sensei day?!' Korosensei thought to himself. 'I might just die of stress!'

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A/N This chapter is so short! I'm really sorry about that guys, I had my first day of school today and I haven't been feeling 100% mentally or health wise. The weekend is coming up though, so expect something that doesn't seem like complete filler.

I think for now I'm gonna draw the line on OCs, for now. I just don't have a lot of places to incorporate new ones in.

Also, expect maybe three updates a week now. I'm gonna have a lot of home work this year from what I can tell, and I'll have a lot of practices for many different things. Ugh, I just kinda wanna at least get used to things before I start deciding what I'm gonna do with everything.

Review/favorite/follow, as always! Thank you guys!